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[–]Top-Dot2140119 points120 points121 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The finest movie I have ever seen. But Andy beat himself too much over a hoe who openly cheated on him. The ending was perhaps the best, after he finally found inner peace.
[–]dasanman6963 points64 points65 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More like Sureskank
[–]mr_kukSeñor El Matador de Putas20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sureskank Pump-dump-tion.
[–]XDPlasma38 points39 points40 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You just ruined a good movie for now, all I am gonna think about when I see this scene is "I've only been with one other man before you"
[–]scottandcoke18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Family guy did this for me. I just see the scene where he puts his finger in the poster's butt hole.
[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've only been with one other man before you.
And before that 103. Sometimes 5 at a time. Trickle truth.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Maybe that "one other man" fucked her with a bowling pin?
[–]Aronacus16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Nope, he definitely fucked her with a microwave.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha, a round microwave?!
[–]ShortWarriorFaptos, god of whore4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A steel drum
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A barrel roll in the hay.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THAT'S it right there.
[–]WaitingForWormwood20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This doesn’t include handjobs and blowjobs
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the ever popular "Poophole Loophole".
[–]RealMcGonzoJr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
THIRTY SIX?!?
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dante: is that including me?!
Veronica: 37.
Dante: THIRTY-SEVEN?!
[–]cj-the-man3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In a row?
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[–]panzer2222212 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To the uninvited "guests" from BWA:
Never heard of that reddit before, 'Bad Women's Anatomy', its got over 400k subs. Had a look at the front page, still not sure wtf the point of the reddit is.
[–]AldabruzzoManage your own goddamn pain and life experience2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And reported to Reddit admins.
[–]Corran_Halcyon17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I burst out laughing at work when I saw this. Made my day, and always remember, when a man gives you his body count divide by 2. When a women gives you her body count multiply by 3...minimum.
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Start with 1 at the age of 18, add 1 for each year she reaches, multiply by 10 times the number of slut-tells (visible tats, piecing, etc) and if she has the 1000 cock stare, multiply all of it by 10.
[–]Deadwitch12 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s ten thousand men by the end of it!
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That sounds a bit too high, but you can still come to the conclusion that she is utterly unsuitable for marriage.
[–]SumfucFELONIOUS MONK4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t be ashamed. Many Men, many strong Men have been cast down their ravenous, wallet-hungry holes.
However, can you pick yourself up again? YES YOU CAN!
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have been with only one man before you, Godzilla.
I’m leaving a comment to see women getting pissed at this
[–]coloradocaniac3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...now I want to chant "Attica" at grooms as they take the Walk Of Doom down the aisle...
[–]redFenning222 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck that's funny lol
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[–]chesty6664 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s called a joke. Ever heard of it before?
[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is perfect.
[–]upsidedownbackwards1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gerl's got SCP-1162 for a vagooter.
[–]MaaloulaResident_8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's a meme
[–][deleted] 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Many women are even worse.
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole[M] 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a goddamn joke. Lighten the fuck up.
In fact, lighten the fuck up somewhere else, you cavernous-vajjed hobag.
[–]Kamikaze_AZ220 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
u/savevideo
[–]SaveVideo-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey! I got this
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[–]mr_kukSeñor El Matador de Putas20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]EvilKlownz2Gettin nasty with wall busters27 points28 points29 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole25 points26 points27 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole2 points3 points4 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WaitingForWormwood20 points21 points22 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RealMcGonzoJr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]AldabruzzoManage your own goddamn pain and life experience2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Corran_Halcyon17 points18 points19 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick9 points10 points11 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SumfucFELONIOUS MONK4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™5 points6 points7 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole[M] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SaveVideo-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link