When it comes to those "Dear TRP should I LTR this bitch with 8 red flags and 3 green flags??" Posts my advice is always the same.
"Well my dude since you're already hung up on the fact that she fucked a black guy in a bathroom stall an hour after meeting him maybe you should just keep her as a plate and not whine to reddit about it."
Here's my "real" advice.
"Go ahead. Ride the wave and throw her to the side when you're done with her."
But I can't tell nobody on AskTRP this because they don't know HOW to just let shit be and ride shit out until you've had all your fun.
These hang ups come from a deep seated fantasy that LTRs are marriage training, and the moment you decide to LTR a bitch is the same moment you put an engagement ring on her. It's ludicrous.
Every relationship has an expiration date, and it's decided by the one who cares the least. So you could LTR a bitch to see how it goes, and if she starts actin up, you can immediately leave her or just cheat and lead her on and not give a fuck anymore.
One of my exes was a fit hispanic bitch with a tight pussy. She ain't have the proportions I generally liked and she was a bit of a hard bitch but I dated her on a whim. Shit was smooth for awhile until she started actin hysterical and shit, randomly accusing me of cheating and picking fights.
So I was like that Keyshia Cole song, "As much as you accuse me of cheating, I might as well had," so I cheated on her and strung her along. Suddenly her bullshit literally didn't matter to me anymore. As soon as she'd start I'd be like "shiiiiid wonder what my side jank is doin," and leave or ignore her. Then one day on a whim I dumped her.
Funny enough she dated a new wholesome dude and he'd drop her off at my place to get shit she left and he said that he "trusted" her but we'd fuck then she'd leave. This kept going on until finally she got engaged and stopped coming over to my spot.
Point is I had my fun and rode that wagon until the wheels fell off. You have to approach LTRs like that too. I don't believe in having certain hang ups unless thinking about them gives you PTSD cause there's nothing sacred about an LTR.
You can lie, cheat, mislead, whatever, cause it's just an oral "agreement" to only fuck one person. That's it. But it's like getting a job with an "at will" termination term. You can be hired easy af, but you can also be fired easy af too.
It's not binding and you're not obligated to live with your LTR, take them out, or deal with bullshit. Just go on ahead and let it burn like Usher said.
There's nothing sacred about an LTR, and your perception of one does not bode for a whole lotta people. So if you wanna bank on an LTR meaning the world to a bitch, I got a bridge to sell you.
I'm sure some bitches put a whole lot of stock into one but you gotta vet hard for those.
For the ones that don't, do it anyways who gives a fuck. Fuck her over and over, get some on the side, then trash the hoe.
Just be sure to have all of your fun first.
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