I'm pregnant and you are the father.
1601 upvotes | June 10, 2016 | by random13571357
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Age: 36.

Height: 6'5"

Weight: 225lbs (single digit BF 200/365 days a year)

Property: 4 bedroom house, mortgaged.

Car: £22,000 - 1 year old (Credit)

Salary: £63,000 (2014-15)

I predominantly date women between the ages of 28-32 at this time in
my life.

In the last 2 years I've had 3 different women claim I've impregnated
them.

Oh and the twist. I got the sip at 28, 8 years ago and I've had 4
sterile checks since.

If you are at the top, they want you tied down.

1 admitted lying about being pregnant to see my reaction.

1 recieved my text explaining I was sterile and i've never been
contacted again.

1 remained adamant I was the father, and 2 days ago I was cleared of
parental responsibility through DNA test. (The child was not mine.)

Welcome to the real world gents.
 
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