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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

1: I will do this for you

2: In return I expect (hope, wish, demand) you to do this for me.

3: You will not be told of this contract.

What's that called again?

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

wait.

I know this one......

mmmmmm

[–]roseillus2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I would have never thought of this, interested to hear the replies.

[–]mrpthrowa2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Two things:

  • The female hamster is a wonderful tool if you can work it to your advantage. If you learn its paths it's good.
  • The female hamster adapts and will be pissed off if it gets directed in the same paths. Worse, it will be royally pissed off if it knows you're actively directing it. Keep the variety, keep it working. Keep it guessing.

[–]Fredo1001 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahah that's hilarious. Glad it worked out for you. I may need to try this in the future if intimacy ever declines.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (44 children) | Copy Link

Good job.

How long have the blojobs become now? I am asking because it took you 2-3 days of servicing her to get her to blow you once.

So I guess I am curious. how many times has she gone after your dick since then.

[–]GongShanks3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's a good mindfuck. I'm sure the sub will find all kinds of faults in it but you had me rolling. Good on you buddy.

[–]PaperStreetVilla0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's all about her emotions, if you can follow her emotional states, you can begin to influence them. It's not manipulative in the nefarious sense. You are learning to walk her through positive ones, and she will continue to hold onto them, in this case, with blowjobs.

Win win

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

If it sounds stupid but works is it still stupid? I doubt this will keep working but update us in a month.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm going to try this method this week, thanks for the inspiration.

[–]470_2_700_nm-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I like how it all ended in you getting a blowjob. However I caution you leaving your wife undersexed.

Your job IMO is to ram her has often and as hard as you and she pleases. And you should never be turning her down for sex.

However in this case it seemed to work... you got a lot of oral sex out of the deal (although you put in 3 times the work so I'm not so sure this is incredibly alpha).

And from an evolution psychology point of view, do you think this sure would work for your genes? Would it? Can she actually get pregnant from swallowing your load? Maybe if she spits it into her hands and wipes her pussy with it?

Hope you are able to taste Chad's semen in her pussy once it starts being pumped in there, because it's only a matter of time with this game you are playing.

Lay some pipe mother fucker.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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