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Royal Blue Diatribe (self.askMRP)

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[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Feel better?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Why?

[–]bangorlol 6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Judging by the snark I'm assuming he's tired of people shitposting without reading or internalizing RPT.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Fuck. Too early this morning for satire then.

[–]bangorlol 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Have a cup of whatever your poison is and read it again. Shit made me giggle.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

NVM, I get it now.

It really needs to have OP complain that no one else 'gets it' in the comments, peppering projection and ego protection throughout to get the full effect

[–]sexyshoulderdevil75% Liquid Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He's my brother from another mother.

[–]downvotesanimals 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The one thing I'll say is that I bet your average dude in gymnastics is at least 5x as jacked as you are.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

Neat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Psst, neat trick: just start regularly getting some of that T-cream on your wife.

Sure she may start growing hair in weird places, but she will probably start getting that pesky sex elsewhere as a side effect.

[–]morrismajoruk 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is brilliant! It starts to read like an Eminem song. It's a perfect example of 'wet' boys and makes me proud to be the opposite of this. Thank you OP.

[–]sexyshoulderdevil75% Liquid Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Sarcasm porn.

If my sarcastic erection doesn't subside in another 2 hours, you guys can reach me at the hospital...

[–]Boesman12 -1 points0 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Pay attention boys. This is what it looks like if your wife finds MRP on your PC and decides to catfish you....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy Link

I can't keep the fish straight, was that the one where a black dude gets a white wife? Or the one where a fat broad tricks you into meeting her?

[–]Boesman12 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

Catfish. Term I only heard about yesterday. I like throwing around new terms and looking smart.

If the fat broad gives a decent handjob i'll recommend her to my friends as well..

I still think his wife or someone other than himself got hold of his account and sent this post.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Made me go and look it up.

[–]Boesman12 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

The catfish or the fat broad with the gifted hands?

[–]The_LitzRed Beret 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I would love to say catfish....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

but who was catfish?

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is most amazing, head in your ass attempt I have ever seen. If it is real, the guy is textbook Bluepill complete with a Deadbedroom and a pathetic, passive attitude. Enjoy your shitty marriage to your mommy. When you are ready to learn and grow feel free to come back but we don't have time for this nonsense.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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