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Shit tests turn me off (self.askMRP)

submitted by sledge2k

When my 36 year old wife acts like a child and shit tests, it just turns me off. As hot as she may be still physically, the manipulation of truth is just really unattractive to me. Like for a few hours she reminds me of Nancy Pelosi and my dick shrivels up.

So problem is I'll pass the shit test and she'll want to bang, but I'm like no thanks.

Curious if this is the case with any other MRPs or am I just a faggot?


[–]FereallyRedHard Core Red15 points16 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

Why you married then?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Could you be taking them too serious? Especially if it's affecting your sexual performance?

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[–]mrpthrowa8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Shit tests are rather enjoyable quite often, honestly. It’s flirting.

May be you’re just not attracted to your wife? I despise shit tests from ugly girls. Subtle shit test flirts from hotties? IM BEING SHIT TESTED ITS FUCKING ON!

[–]captainbourbon506 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I think this is a big challenge when changing our mindset. When we really have a solid frame we would laugh after her shit tests and be ready to fuck her brains out. I am nowhere near that yet either but that is the goal. Total IDGAF. Some wise sage on her once said she is only good for her pink wet hole. If you let that sink in her shit tests would not matter.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

It’s her initiating faggot. She’s testing to see if you’re still Chad. Of course she wants to bang after you pass them.

Go caveman on her. It’s part of the Game.

Still looking for a unicorn? You looking for Ariel from the Little Mermaid? She would be a great fuck.

You haven’t swallowed the pill yet.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Manipulation of truth? It's a shit test for which you are too emotionally invested if you are saying phrases like that. Sounds like you deered into something and are mad. Get over it. Why do you invest in her world view? Have your own... laugh off the disagreements.

If she's hot to trot. Just add in extra spanking. If her pouting is causing limp dick you're giving too many shits about female word play. Reality and truth to her are emotions and if you dont get it together you'll be larry limp dick forever due to your bruised ego.

[–]ac3jc2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I expect they will always happen and just see it as part of the game. I’m not taken by surprise anymore but totally get what you’re saying. I like beating shit tests and see them as victories when I do. It turns women on when your batting average is high so that’s cool I suppose.

[–]0io-Tsundere2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well, I know what you mean. But, that's just the way it is. If you want to live in LA, you have to deal with traffic jams. If you want to go duck hunting, you have to get up at 4 in the morning and go hide in the woods. If you want to go eat in a fancy restaurant you have to tip the waiter and pay the bill. Want to lift heavy weights, you're going to get calluses on your hands.

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You're married to a woman. It's her nature to shit-test. If you want to stay married and enjoy sex with your wife, you have to swat down shit-tests. Just try to make it automatic. Don't put much thought into it. The truth is, no matter which path you choose in life you're going to have to deal with a bunch of bullshit. It's just one of those things.

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Just try your best to forget about the shit test after you pass it and stay hard and enjoy sex. Try to put it out of your mind.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I’ve find it funny. Not a turn off or turn on. Just have realized how her subconscious brain works. Now if she gets into extreme bitchy mode then that’s a different story.

[–]Kpwn880 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

if she gets into extreme bitchy mode then that’s a different story

Yeah, it means you aren't owning your shit.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yep. Shit tests get a hard next.

[–]Captain_pants40 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I hear ya. The shit tests are annoying but the comfort tests are the ones that killed the blood flow for me.

New plate

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well since you don’t want to fuck men you have a problem. Women act childish a lot

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

If I give a fuck about my wifes shit tests then I have failed my own internal shit test and I judge myself a faggot, drop the fucks I was carrying, and move on.

[–]NMMNG_10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

So problem is I'll pass the shit test and she'll want to bang, but I'm like no thanks.

This doesn't sound like OI to me. It sounds like her shit tests still affect you; even if you pass them.

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[–]j_arbuckle20120 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Operant conditioning. When she gives you shit, swat it down, and go find something else to do. Women have powerfully associative minds, and they subconsciously move away from pain and towards pleasure. She shit tests, you pass but don't stick around. Medium is the message and the message is: you push me away, I go. You don't like that pain? Don't push me away.

Conversely, she seeks comfort and cuddles and you get hard? Fuck her and give her orgasms. That'll turn her around real quick.

Most importantly, GIVE LESS FUCKS.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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