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I discovered that my tinder match is a neighbor ! (self.asktrp)

submitted by negrow123

After moving to her instagram to follow the talking i've discovered through her pics that we went to the same high school and we still to the same university , she seems very submessive and in a needy position , to this point i'm confused shall i talk about the fact that we're living in the same neigborhood and all that shit or stop dat shit here ?


[–]Endorsed ContributorFereallyRed81 points82 points  (15 children) | Copy Link

Why would you stop?

[–]FPLWizard31 points32 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

As someone who’s fucked his uni flatmate more times than most married men have fucked their wife, I wouldn’t do it. Albeit neighbour isn’t quite as drastic as actually living with them.

[–]alpha4ever35 points36 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY FUCKS

[–]Internet-Troll2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Bruh, that's the point of flatmate

[–]thrownawayisland8 points9 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

Would this not be considered shitting where you eat?

[–]SnivelingCoward7 points8 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

i wouldnt do it personally if she was literally on my same block but if its on the other side of the neighborhood i might be down, but still cautious.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

I was fucking my downstairs neighbor for a while

[–]DatingTank7 points8 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Well, how did it end?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I got back with an ex and she started dating someone more age appropriate but we still drank beers by the fire.

She was much older

[–]Pluglord2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Milf fuckbuddy neighbor? How’d you pull that off?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

She told me after we started hooking up, “soon as I saw you I knew this was going to happen,” and I kind of did too lol

I threw a “welcome neighbor,” house party, was a good host, got too drunk, fell asleep, escalated and closed in the am lol had fallen asleep in her bed.

She was retired military, decade in the service. That bitch taught me a lot about life.

[–]Howdoiusesync13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I want a post boi

[–]NabroleonBonaparte9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I second for making a post, it’d be interesting to read the full details and the top lessons she taught about life.

“Field Report: What banging Military MILFTM taught me about life”

[–]Johnnybeachboy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Third.

[–]livear1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Well then don't shit, actually treat the lady with some respect and try to end things amicably.

Play the low risk low reward game.

[–]thrownawayisland-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh shit, is that what it is? I seem to be able to end relationships in ways where the girls remain as basically FWBs.

In that case I am definitely gaming coworkers.

[–]HurricaneHugues45 points46 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Have u even asked her out yet? Stop wasting so much fucking time goddamn it. Why are u on Tinder? U have her contact info, judt invite her out dude. It doesnt matter ifbshe lives under your bed or in Narnia throuvh a magic gateway in your closet. What the fuck are u doing? Why are u litering Tinder with your presence if you're not actively trying to fuck your matches?

Invite the girl out, talk your game, apply kino, escalatw and seal the deal. You're wasting time on instagram, texting back n forth, coming to TRP over some irrelevant bullshit. Ask the broad out dude.

[–]i_love_chicks26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

cut a penis sized hole in your wall and stick it through into her apartment. i think she will get the message then

[–]ChemicalGiraffe5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

A pinhole

[–]Small_Cock_Simon49 points50 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hit it bro. If she’s hot, fucking hit it

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Knock on her door with your penis hanging out

[–]Pluglord17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This. Everything else here is beta.

[–]Totsean-4 points-3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What if you break into her house and shove your dick in her face?

[–]the13thmonk20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Who actually cares. I wouldn't. This isn't shitting where you eat. If it ends poorly you just pretend she doesn't exist. You don't get fired or sued.

[–]SimplyFishOil8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd feel her out first to see if she's crazy or not. Having her live next to you could be the best or worst thing as a fwb

[–]ogkushinjapan6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I dated my the girl across my dorm room. It’s alright to just hookup like a few times.

But if u guys date and fall out, man... seeing her getting run by other dudes will take a toll on you. Just not worth it

[–]ColdBeing4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You can walk to her house and fuck her, do it. She'll be booty calling you late in the night.

If shit happens, try to be on good terms with her. You don't want your neighbors hating your parents because of your fuck up

[–]keelo443 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Easy vagina

[–]2319Skew5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd recommend it but be careful as she can be fucking crazy and her near your home may result in drama.

But having walking distance pussy is great.

Also set the expectations that you have shit to do so she doesn't just "drop by"

[–]1atticusfinch19734 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I would intentionally set my Tinder to within 3km sometimes just to be able to have close access. It's a good strategy.

[–]ogkushinjapan2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s dumb unless your in a college town. Even so why limit yourself? Just take the date out closeby and it’ll be easy access anyways

[–]Garathon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Submissive girls are the best girls!

[–]Unboundaries0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't tell her where you live yet.

Invite her out to a date and see if she's crazy, then decide from there. Feel it out.

[–]BurnoutRS0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"after moving to instagram..." gee do you think maybe next you can get her facebook?

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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