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CultureNew Monopoly Game Gives Women More Money Than Men -- further proving that women need handouts to perform anywhere close to as good as men. (trp.red)

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[–]Houston2Homestead105 points106 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Women should not be celebrating this, they should be insulted by it.

[–]ZeppKfw32 points33 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Tell them this and watch how they lose their shit.

[–]Aurum0111 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That would be the logical thing to do. But women.

[–]destraht 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

I just sent this to my mother with the subject "YOU SO STUPID!" and then I told her that I love her even though she is 20% less intelligent than me.

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 82 points83 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

It always strikes me as comical when the social justice fems inadvertently prove our points when they make their ham-fisted attempts at punishing men for their perceived inequalities. So you're saying that women need more money to compete in a game about luck and raw competition?

Also, this is funny.

[–]frykidse11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Monopoly better illustrates how the have's (through random luck alone in Monopoly's case. Doesn't exactly take skill to land on boardwalk) will completely roll over the have-nots. If you hit go to jail on the first pass it's effectively game over. Once that gap widens, it is practically impossible to recoup the difference and make a comeback without severe mistakes on the leading players part.

Illustrating this point was the whole purpose of this truthfully incredibly boring board game

The twitter blowback was somewhat refreshing to see. At least they're all not brainwashed.

[–]JaxHerer1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

There is some strategy to monopoly though, my dad would win 8 or 9 out of 10 believe it or not.

[–]askmrcia0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

He was the banker wasn't he? lol

[–]JaxHerer0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nop, I liked doing that. http://www.amnesta.net/monopoly/

[–]MisterSlippyFinger0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

The saying is supposed to be that equality feels like oppression to the privileged. Not fucking inequality should feel like equality to the privileged.

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

[–]MisterSlippyFinger0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Only with that beta attitude they are.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil34 points35 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

So what happens when given a huge handicap women lose anyway? That's the real lesson that this board game is going to teach.

Which is why it should be called Red Pill Monopoly.

[–]destraht2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"You're faggot! You don't need Park Place. You need the Railroad. If you weren't such a faggot you'd know this. A faggot. Fine Atlantic. No way faggot. Not a chance. You're a faggot. You don't even even read. You can't even afford the houses you want. Yeah thats why you're a faggot and you don't lift. Good I'll take it.".

[–]B_Campbell41 points42 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The makers of Monopoly got a hundred year old board game to the front page of the news paper. Mission accomplished.

[–]atheists_are_correct61 points62 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

if life WAS equal there wouldn't be an WNBA.. women would just play in the NBA.

[–]pootaboo13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I see someone watched the Dave Chappelle stand up. Lol

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sports are segregated by gender from adolescence to the olympics. Many rec teams demand you must have one or more females on the team. Errbody knows but wont dare admit why.

[–]HerefortheTuna0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s true. They should just disband the NBA and let woman try out to play In the NBA

[–]5Imperator_Red48 points49 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Lol women are a joke. They want to be subservient and dependent. Feminism is a shit test. Western civilization is dying. This reality might be a computer simulation.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I've been watching Mad Men lately and it's refreshing to see how the early 60s were in terms of traditional roles.

Feminism is a shit test, but weak men fuck society up by actually implementing the things women think they want.

[–]rnsbrum16 points17 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

GREAT show, with a disappointing ending though. Feminism IS a world wide shit test lol

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't spoil it, in season 2 or 3 now!

Yea it def is, but look: there's a lot more weak than strong men - I've been raised by a bit so masculine father and a feminist mother myself - and so they have more executive power if you're catching my drift.

So we get these bitch ass laws and regulations. Also, we need to watch our actions more carefully because your new boss is also most likely to be a blue buck that doesn't get this world.

I'm not complaining, but thinking out loud because I'm still figuring out how to navigate these politics as an rp man.

[–]halfback9103 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I thought the ending was touching. That goodbye between him and Peggy made me tear up a bit. The friendship between them was the only thing Don managed to not royally fuck up.

[–]Due_Generi 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Society has failed the shit-test.

Where the fuck are the masculine fathers that were supposed to raise masculine men?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Mainly bad diet that created impulsive unhealthy soy boys (I was one of them) that couldn't deal with the world.

[–]huhub12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

women need handouts to perform anywhere close to as good as men

It is not enough to have money, you need significant sex drive i.e. testosterone. Obviously, if a woman injects T to get an average man's level, she will become one.

[–]civilizedfrog11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The best part of this game is if you accidentally win the game, she has an option of talking to your manager and getting you fired.

[–]Senior ContributorMentORPHEUS6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The woman on the cover of the new game reminds me of this depiction of a "strong woman".

Monopoly as a game is absolutely boring AF, so the company is always releasing new variations and flavors like any mature brand does. I predict Ms. Monopoly will be as popular in the actual game-purchasing population as New Coke was to soda, with all the free publicity but none of the taking away the original.

[–]FaustoLG5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

And even with that advantage we will always win because we like to take risk, and that brings more profit...

Females will always Coward at risk...

[–]2Sepean5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Even if I was a feminist, I really can't imagine sitting down with my kids and explaining the rules to them, telling my son he gets less money than his sister. What sort of parent would do that?

[–]SalporinRP4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

New goal. Play people in Ms. Monopoly and yet win anyways despite being disadvantaged.

[–]Ryanaissance3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure this game is poking fun at feminism, in the same way the monopoly socialism game they just released is poking fun at socialism.

[–]Reformed654 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Lol, all the fat whales will cough up the dough just for the fancy "Ms" version as if women can't take an extra $40 when playing the original Monopoly ahhh stupid cunts I'm going to invest in Habro right now.

[–]rma920 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I wonder if that had something to do with the development of Ms. PacMan... but it's harder than the original...

[–]bushwicksick6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I wish all societal handouts were reduced to the absolute minimum. Let us see 'women' and others compete on an equal playing field. Let us have 'REAL' egalitarianism that these SJW lunatics constantly screech about. A society with no 'wiggle' room on justice, laws enforced to the letter, an absolute meritocracy etc. I think that is what is needed in the modern world. Some 'people' and groups will always be a step behind others. 'Women' cannot compete on a level playing field with a man.

[–]Vermillion_Rx2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The bigotry of low expectations

[–]Senior Contributoradam-l2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe it's about time women started checking their privilege.

[–]RedSkeller1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

When you have to make a board game to support your unrealistic ideals. Take that men!

[–]1trueliberal11 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hasbro is simply trying to cash in on the wave of patronizing women for profit. Just like Marvel movies and everyone else. I wouldn't be surprised if they re-branded themselves as Hasgirl.

[–]DerDroogie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Did you see the tweet at the bottom of the article? Brilliant!

[–]ShotgunTRP0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Kinda hilarious that boomers and corporations are trying so hard to be hip and cash in on this social justice woke dumb-fuckery. Obviously its just some smoke and mirrors to take the heat off themselves for whatever satanic epsteinery theyre up to

[–]1trueliberal10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hasbro is simply trying to cash in on the wave of patronizing women for profit. Just like Marvel movies and everyone else. I wouldn't be surprised if they re-branded themselves as Hasgirl.

[–]1trueliberal10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hasbro is simply trying to cash in on the wave of patronizing women for profit. Just like Marvel movies and everyone else. I wouldn't be surprised if they re-branded themselves as Hasgirl.

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