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I do cause I have a nicer booty than most women. As such it has become custom for me for my leg workouts to wear tight fitting pants who nicely show off my booty and legs to flex on the cardio bunnies and bar squatters.


[–]TRPCops[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (10 children) | Copy Link

I should remove this for breaking rule zero but it's honestly too funny

[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (36 children) | Copy Link

This is the gayest thing I’ve read all day.

[–]Trooglodyte21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I stand with OP!!!

[–]jaymehta0721 points22 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

So many people butthurt but don’t realize he’s trolling lmfao

Trp advice: don’t break frame from shit test boys

[–]Trooglodyte1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahahaha true.

[–]Monkitail4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

OP’ the kinda guy who flexes his muscles and checks himself out in the Mirror while banging a chick. It’s only a matter of time.

[–]Blaze-Bless1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Are you alright, Patrick? You're sweating...

[–]celincelin5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

he thicc u jelly

[–]BandaidDirty67 points68 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

you do you bro

[–]Alt_Mayday13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

op is on a whole new level that we aren't even able to comprehend

[–]Fresh_Pulse57 points58 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Make them submit to your superior posterior

[–]anxietyriddledbuddah0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

🎶Head bent over, raise the posterior🎶

[–]effyouasshole27 points28 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I thought metrosexuality died out like 14 years ago.

[–]askmrcia6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Haha that was a huge trend in the mid 2000s. Now the closest thing we have is the hipster look

[–]Monkitail2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah but full blown homosexuality is all the rage now!

[–]Hungboy69694201 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm pretty metro and I wouldn't do this

[–]Protocol_Apollo23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Keep it form fitting... don’t wear pants as tight as women do just for the glutes.

[–]First_Individual[S] 18 points19 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

But I have really nice glutes

[–]bulkbroo34 points35 points  (20 children) | Copy Link

This is a nice troll everyone took the bait LMAO

[–]First_Individual[S] 21 points22 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

Nah, I do this often. I worked legs today and that's what I like to wear for those workouts.

Did Deadlifts, Hip Thrusts, Bulgarian Split Squats, etc

[–]bulkbroo64 points65 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

🙏Keep flexing king 👑 dont let these women 👩🏻 get you down⬇️

[–]First_Individual[S] 20 points21 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

Ty. I do this to flex at men too tbh

[–]TheStoicTao23 points24 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Why don't you ask some buff dude at the gym to pound them glutes real good?

[–]First_Individual[S] 11 points12 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

We don't have many buff dudes. And the only guy I had my eye on was a handsome, lean blonde guy but he had more of an athletic than buff build. While I'm straight he was quite handsome so it's not unusual to get a bit flustered around him and such.

[–]TheStoicTao20 points21 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Don't be afraid, go up to him and introduce yourself and ask him if he could kindly insert his cock in your tight anus.

[–]First_Individual[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

First of all I'm stronger and the twink has to bottom, also I'm into cute, small, boyish women rather

[–]BloodSurgery11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Small, boyish women rather

Change "women" for "man" and you could be gay bro

[–]First_Individual[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well that's how being gay and straight works. One likes men, the other women ...

[–]KarmicPrism0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Perfect strategy. Introduce yourself to him so that he may introduce himself in you 🔥.

[–]VaN__Darkholme0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Show him who's the boss of this gym

[–]Deathrow227 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My guy you‘re to funny lmao

[–]PickUpScientist2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

you need to be careful not to get groped son.

[–]First_Individual[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hmm good point. But I'm stronger than most of the guys here so I doubt they would

[–]dubMeistro1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Legend. Keep doing your thing famm

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

You are one sad motherfucker.

[–]First_Individual[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm secure in my heterosexuality, unlike you.

If you're gay, good for you. I hope you can accept yourself.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

OP is awesome. Good thread OP.

[–]Snowaey0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Literally no one took the bait

[–]BurntYams14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Pics or this is troll

[–]revosfts12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy fuck. Am I on /fit/? This is comedy gold.

[–]zeekt127 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmaoo wtf

[–]Deraileur5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Make sure you stick your finger deeply into your ass so the material stays inside you and forms that distinctive "camelhole", conforming to your asshole wrinkles and showing the world that the "cameltoe" is last years' vulva glorification... this year it's all about bringing the boys to the yard... because they'll be chasing datass.

[–]TheLastKitKat5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Wear things that you like and fit you. don't do anything to please others.

[–]First_Individual[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I do it to flex on women

[–]flatox4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

There's nothing wrong with being gay, but don't lie about it.

[–]bodybuilder982 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Gay

[–]afterthe_fapocalypse2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

make sure you have a well-groomed mustache

[–]DjGus0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

That, the oh-so-fit booty, an eventual bulge will ascend OP to divinity.

His teachings will enlighten us for years to come!

[–]i-am-the-prize1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

most guys wear pants that are too loose.

so "tight" = for clothing that is sports/functional only. to me it's the female species that wears truly tight clothes to attract the opposite sex (and gay guys, which is why you're being called a homo for asking this).

but try on sizes and cuts (tailored, slim, etc) that you normally don't buy in different brands. know that something may feel 'tighter' than usual, and that may be ok. you want fitted and flattering and appropriate, you don't want jeans that fit like yoga pants.

[–]PerplexingPegasus_1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

We love to Stan a king whose secure in his masculinity 👏💅

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No. My boys need a house. Too tight = Not alright.

[–]toxicmaleitis1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I wore tight panties today and flexed on the treadmill after seeing your post!! Thanks OP

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No I'm not a faggot, I think people that wear tight pants have small cocks.

[–]damaged_goods4200 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

If you feel like it, wear it bro

[–]First_Individual[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I figure if women can wear yoga pants I can too. Especially if it's a leg work out.

[–]i-am-the-prize3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

fitted 'joggers' should be enough my dude.

[–]First_Individual[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Nope, they're always too wide for me and I want to show off my nice ass.

[–]flipdoggers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ok I was smiling at this whole post but this comment made me burst out

[–]PubicSalad0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Show those women who's the boss!!!

[–]OfficerWade0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Flexing on women won’t get you laid but if boosts your sense of self, confidence and MOJO then it all for it!! But don’t expect a new car, a new house, or new booty to be that one special trick everyone is selling. Do you,

[–]cphpc0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I have a big butt and all the women I’ve had sex with love poking/grabbing/slapping it for fun. It’s awesome. Kind of sucks when I hear tighter jeans tho :(

[–]_sunsetlover_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Girls arent attracted to guys ass

[–]frognads0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I say why the fuck not? Worked for Robert Plant 🤷‍♂️

[–]send_it_for_the_boys0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sidebar

[–]THOT_SLAYERz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Your comments had me bursting in tears hahah you just earned yourself a follow

[–]LordFlakkko0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

IVe been told I have a larger package so sometimes I wear shorts to show it off.

[–]LarsleDarsle0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

No I don't but I flex my pecs with form fitting shirts because half the girls at uni have smaller tits than me.

[–]Vermillion_Rx6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

half the girls at uni have smaller tits than me

That's sad as fuck man

[–]First_Individual[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hot as fuck

[–]First_Individual[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I do that too. And you're lucky, I could never date a girl with a bigger chest than me. Flat 4 life

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