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Like how do i stop getting advice from blue pilled dudes?

What does it means when i walk by girls and i notice that their toes and shoulders are pointed towards me, but they are acting distracted by having conversations with their friends?

How do i increase my dick size from 8 to 10 inches?

Should i fuck fat girls?

Is ok to be seen in public with a 5 even though i'm a 7 and will it lower my smv?

What does it mean when guys check me out and girls don't?

How do i stop getting hit on by gay guys?

Do people really believe in how many sexual partners a girl has?

Is it ok be to be friends with girls?

Should i fuck this girl who i haven't even talked to yet and doesn't acknowledge that i exist? i know she wants me.

Should i ask out the girl out who made my coffee this morning at starbucks and smiles a second longer than usual to me compared to the other customers?

should i plate my co-worker? then should i plate my boss?

Should i plate my ex?

Should i plate my ex's ex? As a power move to show dominance?

Is saying thank you and having manners beta?

I gave my friend ten dollars and he didn't pay me back, should i next him?

Should i pass on this girl who when i asked her how her day was going, she just gave me a one-word reply?

How come after i did a burn out set of bicep curls on my first day at the gym, men are suddenly more intimidated of me at the gym?

Why do i have to read the sidebar and ignore the search bar when i keep asking the same fucking question over and over again?


[–]MrOpppo 185 points186 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

My girlfriend cheated on me with her ex for the 3rd time. Should I let her know her place by buying her flowers and apologizing?

[–]FearGarbhArMait 74 points75 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

You should be happy that Tyrone got her pregnant, now you can raise his child with your girlfriend. It will really show everyone how progressive you are.

[–]HeckingDiggidyDoggo 26 points27 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Just step up, be a man and raise that kid!

[–]PickUpScientist 18 points19 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

raise the child while demonstrating amused mastery. if you don't feel comfortable doing this, your inner game is weak and needs work.

[–]Jugurthajones87 8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Raise his son to be beta. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[–]RicoDunne 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL! the kid would have him as an example of that.

[–]HeckingDiggidyDoggo 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Raise that kid like it's your own, and if you don't you broke frame and need to work on your game. Also while paying for Tyrone's kid make sure to apply dread

[–]PickUpScientist 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

and smirk. don't forget to smirk the whole time.

[–]z2a1-9 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

nice

[–]sebastianconcept 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahha

[–]Jugurthajones87 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Raise his child to assert dominance.

[–]z2a1-9 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

lol

[–]niceguyputin 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahahah

[–]z2a1-9 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

lol

[–]AlphaBinomialDistrib[S] 127 points128 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Don't respond if you don't lift.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten 41 points42 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

OP this was a God tier shitpost. You'd fit in here

https://www.trp.red/feed/tribe/sm

[–]Standgrounding 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Beginner lifter here does it count?

[–]AlphaBinomialDistrib[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

sidebar.

[–]TRPCops 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy Link

OP, you should lift and hold frame bro.

[–]HotelMohelHolidayInn 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy Link

Bro I can't call my grrrl out on her behavior or she won't give me nun.

Is it me? Should I cri on the cooch w/ her?

[–]currentlyinHell 1 points [recovered]  (13 children) | Copy Link

2 Most common posts I see here:

  1. I have an actual HB 10/10 girlfriend who I suggested becoming exclusive with after 1 month and she is not like most girls, she cooks and cleans and I swear I don't have oneitis. I walked in on her getting spit roasted, but she swore she had no idea what was going on since we never discussed boundaries. Is applying level 2 dread and soft nexting for 17 minutes too extreme?
  2. I see female with tits n ass. How I get some fuck?

[–]LunarWolf47 26 points27 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]currentlyinHell 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy Link

I love reading through good discussions here, but 19/20 posts are spam of insanely desperate soyboys who spend more time rubbing their clit than they do lifting and working towards a purpose in life. Had to pop my alt account's cherry to comment in this sub.

[–]LunarWolf47 5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I feel you.. I'll be honest though, people progress at different rates. So either we need to be more patient and understanding with our responses or the people asking the questions need to recognize that they're expecting results before putting in the work - the real work. And if that's the case then they've gotta decide not to post and just trust the process. Maybe that should become an unspoken rule in the community. Or even an official one.

No questions unless you've been lifting at least 1/2 months and whatever else you guys wanna come up with. Just a suggestion

[–]currentlyinHell 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

For sure. This sub is fantastic without a doubt, and once you internalize the pill, the only reason to visit this sub is for leisure/fun. My guess is most of the posts are from guys who haven't internalized the pill yet and are freaking out.

[–]LunarWolf47 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, exactly... And I think the frequency of the posts eventually frustrates the commenters, nvm the fact that they're coming from different people. Everyone posts here thinking their situation is unique so searching previous posts doesn't even come to mind. Perhaps that should be the first filter. Search for similar posts/questions.. or we could create an FAQ typa thing. Then if a redundant question does get asked, instead of referring them to the sidebar, refer them to the FAQ which should address more specific situations. The sidebar is kinda general advice and theory/philosophy which takes time to digest; Which is why you can read it and still come here asking questions that should have obvious answers.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's really easy for experienced guys to ID the difference between a lazy cunt looking to leech value and a guy who is just confused or not sure what step number 4 is. We respond accordingly

[–]ConspiracyPill 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

To be fair, the second question is pretty good question

[–]Domebeers 7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

My game level is 1000 I am the manliest man ever i pull HB10's with ease anyways this girl on instagram won't respond to my DM's should I send her money?

[–]Mickusey 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Lmaoo

The amount of fake alphas on here is really what makes it so funny, because the lack of self awareness in their own posts makes it blindingly obvious they have autism or are otherwise totally out of their depth despite apparently not realizing it

[–]SAPPHIREAURA 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What’s with the constant autism references in here? Is that the correlation ? Lack of self awareness?

[–]Domebeers -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't mind a guy asking, I mind a guy lying. Mostly lying to himself. You have to be humble and honest in this game.

[–]Foolishoe 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm here every day and I only see #2.

Spit roast porn is so bangin dude, I've wanted to grab a dude's hand on the other end and work back and forth like a saw for years. Someday I'll find that guy and the lucky girl...

[–]z2a1-9 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

lmao

[–]rizzyfromthe9 56 points57 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

My girlfriend cheated on me but she’s a 11/10 who cooks, cleans and fucks me good. What do I do?

[–]EramSumEro 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

DO YOU EVEN LIFT??!

[–]Rage8150 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Woah are you me?

[–]boywonder200 74 points75 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

So get this - I just got done using my $400 drone to take shirtless pictures of me holding a football for some candid tinder pics, right? I go home and look at my excel sheet I made about all my 30 plates and the dates I have scheduled for them this week. To my horror, I realized I scheduled two of these thots at THE SAME TIME to meet me at a bar downtown (never take girls to get food - they are just using you for a free meal and AWALT, okay?). But fuck it, abundance mentality, right?

So I text these girls the GPS coordinates of my favorite bar town (make sure you only text girls for logistics, nothing else so you don't appear needy). I show up to the bar two hours early to scope out the scene. I walk in and laugh to myself - does anyone here even lift? haha. I must already be in the top 20% of men here (don't forget the 80/20 rule - Rome is burning but I'm just here to enjoy it).

I immediately stand at the door and make sure I make eye contact with every single HB 8/10 for 3 seconds exactly before I head to the bar. I order myself a Michelob Ultra and throw some kino the bartender's way. She fucking loves it. I leave her a $20 tip on my $3 tab (if you are tight with all the bartenders, girls there will think you are really fucking cool). I grab my drink and go stand in the corner with my beer held at waist level (if you hold your beer with a bent arm you look like a HUGE beta btw). I see some guys holding their beers to their chest and I make sure to correct them on it. I guess I'm already the AMOG here.

[–]WolfofAllStreetz 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fairly accurate depiction of TRP.

[–]CavillOfRivia 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Not enough "making 300k+ at an IT related job, basically retired at 28".

[–]FrozenTreeStump 26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I talked to this girl I used to know 12 years ago. Well, I walk by her and she smiled so I know she remembers me. Plus I was wearing red and I know that helps with attraction. So there are the IOIs. Are they enough for me to talk to this woman? Only hold up is she has a husband but he is blue pilled. I can tell bc I checked out his FB and he has photos with him leaning in and the girl is leaning away. Also on her instagram she has no pictures of him, only lots of pics with her friends (all 6-8’s). So I know she doesn’t even fuck him. So should I DM her on instagram? What should I say? I was thinking “Hey ____ meet me for coffee” or is that too direct? I lift and please don’t say read the sidebar bc I don’t have time to read. I don’t have oneitis either, talking to a few other chicks on tinder for a few weeks. Haven’t met up yet just talking and improving my life from their advice. They’re quality women I need to ask them to get a drink soon. I’m just not sure I’ll ever see her again so I’d have to DM her. Also forgot to mention we were in the same chem class freshman year of EDIT: High school not college* and were partners once so we have history. Is this too direct or should I “run into” her at her job? I saw she works at PetCo downtown and thought I’d approach her there. Also tbh not looking for advice. Only sharing my experience

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K18 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Scary how many posts resemble this.

[–]Fakeone1209 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wtf

[–]baldymcgee919 25 points26 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I tried lifting but I broke the plate? How do I fix this?

[–]1redhawkes 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Spin more plates

[–]TFWnoLTR 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It broke because you texted that girl too much and didn't maintain frame.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Demote to anal only plate.

[–]Blackhawk2479 13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don’t forget pissing on her to assert dominance.

[–]brooklynbooked 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

One thing I learned about this sub is everyone has an HB9 who is submissive, cooks, cleans and sucks their cock 24/7.

I'm fucking slacking.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

In Murica to be considered a 9/10, a girl just has to be NOT FAT.

[–]frognads 33 points34 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

High energy crystals will help this.

[–]GandMeChattri 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

And bath salts.

[–]MrSlommy7 11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This subreddit is just pure banter. I love it

[–]niceguyputin 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Same here

[–]redpilllogin 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

😂😂😂 at "should I plate my boss"

[–]HotelMohelHolidayInn 10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Why would you give money (gilded post) to a site that threatens to ban this community?

[–]TheStoicTao 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Because stupid fucks, that's why...

[–]-ThePathIsTheGoal- 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao “should I plate my exes ex”

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K18 9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

*slow golf clap*. Touche, OP, touche.

But, seriously, if I laugh at this post does that make me Beta?

[–]NeedRealityShock 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Only if you upvote too

Alphas get more upvotes than they give out

And most chicks can tell after a short convo

[–]opper-hombre1 23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wait, you guys are actually TALKING to girls?

[–]endertheend 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

  1. read the sidebar
  2. read other questions and try to answer them before you open the link. Then open the link and compare your answers to your answers, what the sidebar would say and what an EC says.

3)Go out and practice a lot more.

4)Imagine that you are Chad to the girl you are talking about. Would this girl do x,y,z if you were really her chad? Or would she do a,b,c (the actions reserved for betas)?

[–]TFWnoLTR 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"But how do I make this girl who clearly isnt interested in me see me as Chad and change her mind? What exact words should I say to her?"

[–]back_into_the_pile 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

“Then should I plate my boss” made me have to change my shirt. This whole post is top kek

[–]XanJamZ 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This subreddit in a nutshell.

[–]IRunYourRiver 2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

No one is intimidated by curls.

[–]Jabbermouth 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

That because you’re probably doing normal curls you fucking beta cuck faggot. Hammer curls in the squat rack are what real Alphas do. But you wouldn’t know that would you?

[–]Foolishoe 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Cool. I'll do those fr.

[–]IRunYourRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Those do sound a lot cooler than what I was picturing.

[–]CSauceHockey -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I am

[–]mister_dice 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This might be a stupid question but what happened to the original TRP subreddit? Is it now private?

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's still there, but it's quarantined. Quarantined subs are not visible by default on mobile.

Get on a desktop computer and subscribe there.

[–]Wrath_of_Trump 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

when girl asks me to buy her drink, how do i say no?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

🤡

[–]liquorbaron 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What... no humble bragging about making a quarter of a million dollars every year after taxes?

[–]cluelessguitarist 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Get busy with purpose

[–]2319Skew 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

OP - you rock! Haven't laughed so hard in ages.

[–]_Ulan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is gold . But seriously man you should hang out in malls and creep on girls who don't know you, you will feel very dominant

[–]MR_SKINNYPENIS69 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What I find more annoying are the threads where a guy basically just comes to brag about some success he's recently had then throws a question he already knows the answer to in at the end to make it fit into the sub.

[–]Spaghetti1776 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Y my point hurt?

[–]sebastianconcept 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

We all agree he should fuck fat girls, right? At least let them suck your dick OP. Fat girls live sucking dick!

Edit: came back to chance live to love but I’m gonna leave it.

[–]MarvelousWhale 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nah you had it right the first time bro, they live for sucking that dick.

[–]Domebeers 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is magnificent, thank you

[–]bestsparkyalive 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This thread is gold.

[–]DirtyBastard13 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Read the damn sidebar.

[–]DiscipulusLuporum 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is 50% a comedy sub now. The first answer is usually 'lift' but I sincerely hope that lifting improves the brains of some of these clowns. For some reason they see Red Pill as a 'my brain and higher judgement now no longer work so I need to ask these guys on the internet about how to do basic human things'

[–]vullnet123 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

My wife has been spending a lot of time with her boyfriend lately, should I talk to her about it?

[–]Simpsrgay 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"How to proceed with virgin LTR single mother"

[–]cyyr 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOOOL

[–]BigDickAcademy 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy Link

First of all: there are no stupid questions.

Secondly: if arrogant guys here parrot "read sidebar durr" to every question then maybe let's close this sub altogether?

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You haven't understood the purpose of this subreddit.

[–]TFWnoLTR 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Read the sidebar, dude.

[–]Foolishoe 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's a dumpster fire, we like to stand around it and talk.

[–]mrrooftops 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't think your name means what you think it means.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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