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I know I should have a fucking answer to this question but I just completely froze when an acquaintance of mine told me this today

Any quick answers to this?


[–]FatalComplex111291 points292 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yes

[–]555654t45655599 points100 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nordic chad meme

[–]Joey_Lopez167 points168 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

One time a girl with a really fat ass asked me that same question. I told her that I'm always looking at it. She was just shocked because nobody ever said yes. We were together for 7 years after that.

[–]thesoloronin45 points46 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Honestly, this would get my repo destroyed cause this lady in my workplace, who despite was kind of a power tripping bully leveraging on her Tier 7/10 rank, has got the nicest ass in the office. And I’m talking like Lana Rhoades-level kind of piece of ass.

[–]eazy_6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

had to google lana rhoades.

[–]basilisk_girth10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao, Christ Almighty😂😂😂

[–]Musicgoon175 points176 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

"I am. Don't turn around yet I'm not done"..

Then proceed with a shit eating grin.

[–]laserdicks34 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

shit eating grin

10 pts for enthusiasm anyway

[–]MardGeer13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You eat shit with that grin?

[–]theyearsstartcomin0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes

[–]purplestuff110 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's the answer I'd go with. Gives her a chance to reciprocate interest or take it as a fun joke if she isn't interested. Can't really lose unless you're creepy about it.

[–]LazerSpin0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Proceed to what? Stroke it out right then and there? Alpha move, bro.

[–]Musicgoon5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

That's a dumbass sperg move kid..
The alpha move would be to continue flirting and have a conversation.

If the first place you go to is whipping your cock out, you've got some serious social problems.

[–]LazerSpin0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sounds better than coprophilia.

[–]kyzen1420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lolll sick answer.

[–]Zanford80 points81 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

"Yes. It's almost as good as mine."

[–]AdonisWild7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My go to

[–]rmcassio3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Perfect answer

[–]deeznutsbeswingin22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Obviously.

[–]jenovajunkie15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I have lazy eyes.

[–]H_Crush7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You can say whatever you want if it fits you frame/your thinking. If you even have to ask what to say, you'll probably not in the right frame (still faking it).

strong dominating frame + a smirk + take it as a compliment, without caring about her reaction (never try to fake this)

[–]RPOpenUp0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This. Thousands of examples can be given but you have to change your mindset

[–]DerekMorganBAU19 points20 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I used to get away with shit that would get a normal nigga hemmed up my g. It's all about execution.

There was a Cuban bitch I used to work with that had a nice round ass. She was also my boss. As a joke I used to tell her to pick something up for me when there wasn't shit to pick up at all. I got her ass good (pun intended) one time she was bent over in front of me like "What am I picking up for you????" Then after she caught on she just huffed and smiled then walked off.

The more I did it the more she laughed. I had a coworker that saw me do it to her and that nigga couldn't believe that I was getting away with it.

[–]No_Platform_Andy6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

white, urban genetics need a translation

[–]hibloodstevia16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You need to speak more urban.

[–]Ill_mumble_that2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Do you mean that biblically?"

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuckin' A right I was.

[–]Casd129 points10 points  (29 children) | Copy Link

Safe bet teplies

"Why? Do you want me to?"

"You really want to know?" "Why do you want to know so bad?"

"Don't report me to HR please"

For the savages:

"Yeah, you should start hitting the gym"

"Yeah, no homo"

"Yeah, I'm waiting for it to give me it's number"

"Stare at your ass? You mean that ass? Points at ass, "is this the ass you are referring to?"

"Shhh, we're having a staring contest"

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

What the fuck is this with 40+ votes? Replies like these really highlight your inexperience mate. Literally all he needs to say is "yes", not some autistic dream fantasy bullshit.

[–]clickherebaby6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

My thoughts exactly. "No homo" you probably thought that was real fucking clever

[–]clickherebaby6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Why do you want to know so bad?" what in the actual fucking autism

[–]-ThePathIsTheGoal-2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao I started cringing so hard as I went down the list.

[–]cracksniffer66673 points74 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Crazy how this weird ass answer got upvoted, I'd never say that shit to a friend even jokingly. This answer is fedorable

[–]damaged_goods4206 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

fedorable

Using this

[–]cracksniffer6664 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's all yours, just don't say any of that other shit

[–]ventuspilot0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Shhh, we're having a staring contest" was kind of funny, tough.

[–]Spets8759 points60 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

this is some cringe shit right here

[–]Zero-Milk8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Pure cringe.

[–]blaseee9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Some of these are so cringe it hurts

[–]animal-mother7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That lawyer reply is priceless.

Everyone calling cringe needs to understand just what is accepted when they have some swagger.

[–]party_dragon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes... there’s a stain..

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol

[–]teabagabeartrap0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Yes" or "I will stare maybe if I decided if I like it or not"

[–]BusterVadge0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"You catch on quick"

[–]Johno2Savage0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What ass ?

[–]Neoisdaone0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hard not to ;)

[–]Domebeers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol do you have a time machine or something? You froze in the moment, it's over.

When a girl asks if you are checking her out, if she's attractive why wouldn't you say yes?

Idk with some of you. She opens you with that and you froze? Do you not drive on green lights either?

[–]liquorbaron0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Yea... you need to workout more."

[–]RPOpenUp0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea girl lemme spank

[–]kyzen1420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

If yes then answer with yes. If u weren't answer with " get over your self " dismissively.

[–]2gunsgetsome0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Well, now I am!"

[–]TheReplierBRO0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"just admiring"

"Only sometimes"

"What's up with you though girl?"

[–]anon_nonapplicable0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"My ocular organs had located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude"

[–]alphakari0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I was. Not right now though.

[–]Blue-Raft0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

“Obviously”

[–]ReaperX44-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"Well you can't really miss it. You can probably see that from outer space."

[–]omega05-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I can see that ass from the moon

[–]86me637-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I say,

" Besides the obvious (starting at her tits, ass whatever), you have an amazing ( smile, personality, laugh, style etc)

[–]AdonisWild-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

“Oh is that yours? My bad”

“Yeah, it’s not as good as mine”

[–]c0c41n33-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

AGREE AND AMPLIFY

[–]bakachelera-3 points-2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Everybody here seems to be missing the possibility that this may be at work. The best course of action I'd recommend is not an agree and amplify but a neg. Something by the likes of "your ass is not that good for me to stare at it dont worry" or some shit. Remember the dont eat where you shit rule and remember the metoo bullshit.

[–]LoneStarG841 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Geez. If you weren't going to HR before, you are now.

[–]damaged_goods4201 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

At work there's already like a 90% chance you're going to HR with any of these responses

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

N-no..?

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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