You Can Barely Make Yourself Dinner, And Yet You Deserve to Date 9's?

GayLubeOil · 2016-12-14T05:42:11+00:00

Ok first of all cooking and taking out the trash are beneath me. I am a level 100 Paladin with legendary gear. I one shot epic tier bosses, how's about that for displaying value?

Did I mention I am sophisticated? I have a complex pallet. I know things about Asian snacks you couldn't imagine. Plus I have abundance mentality I'm currently spinning three different plates: Miyaki, Salor Moon and Misty. All of them want to sleep with me but there is only room for one extra plush bodypillow next to this husky manly man!

So don't tell me what to do! You don't bring me Tendies. Who says your definition of masculinity is better than anyone elses? Your just a pussy worshiper litteraly taking out the trash for women. Please...

You wish you could get on my Nicolas Tesla MGTOW level.

cnzs · 2016-12-14T04:24:02+00:00

This is going to be an entertaining thread.

maxrp · 2016-12-14T05:10:11+00:00

This is a result of watching too much porn.

Dudes beat off to these super hot porn stars and overtime their brains get conditioned associating the hot porn star with their sexual climax.

In reality, girls this hot do not give the average 60-80% dude the time of day unless he is doing her a favor whether it's changing her oil, fixing her computer, or doing her homework.

Those bottom percentile dudes are the ones who are meant to wife up unattractive women. The hot girls are for men who earn a lot of money, are hot, ripped, or a combination of the previously mentioned.

That being said, there's nothing wrong with simply fucking girls in your league. I'll take a 6/7 who's simply just nice, fun to be around, and enthusiastic about sex/genuinely attracted to me over an 8 who's an uptight bitch anyday.

mitzibishi · 2016-12-14T11:59:55+00:00

Dude nothing matters. I'm plating a girl who is a 5 or 6. She had 6 dates within a month from tinder before she met me. I'm around a 7. Work out. Good physique. Good car. My own house. Money. Can cook anything you want.
Takes about a year to get 6 dates from tinder.

Nagicman1 · 2016-12-14T13:47:27+00:00

None of that shit matters, you need to be good looking or famous/high status to get hot women, no amount of game or taking out the trash will help you get hot women. You can be good looking and play RuneScape all day and hot women will still suck your dick while you play and then cook and do laundry for you.

maxrp · 2016-12-14T06:48:14+00:00

Reality for OP, it doesn't matter if you're ripped, handle basic life functions like meals, trash and exercise or value.....you still don't deserve to date 9's!

basic observation. we are not entitled or deserve women

Money Over Bitches!!

wtf is this random last statement? how does this connect with the rest of your post about deserving?

The really horrible thing you're pushing in your post is that men have to work at this, in order to deserve a hot woman, they must "work hard" "do chores" "be master chef's" fucking utterly bullshit you're shoveling here. Read the side bar.

circlhat · 2016-12-14T09:38:54+00:00

Cooking and cleaning have little to do with women and more to do with self sufficiency, this post is blue pill in nature. You should learn to cook but it will do little to help you with dating, but than again not everything you do is about 9's or 10's.

Any attempt to shame men into bettering themselves is blue pill and we all know where that road leads

you may lie to yourself to try and cover up the insecurity

What insecurity are we talking about...

ialdabaoth · 2016-12-14T06:04:47+00:00

Okay. So everyone knows I can cook like a motherfucker. My steaks are to die for. My turkey dinners bring crowds. Fuck, my chicken mushroom casserole is something people come to me and beg me to make for them.

I'm not cut, but I'm well on the skinny side of 'skinny-fat'. For 42, I look like I'm 30 and I've got more muscle definition than most of the 20-something tech nerds.

I make $150K a year at a bullshit Bay Area startup, writing internal QA tools.

I built my own bookshelves in a weekend. 20 foot wall of solid pinewood, stained and detailed, and a hidden "pull the candelabra and the last shelf slides aside to reveal a secret passageway to my bedroom" mechanism above it, with recessed track lighting on the top to light up the whole room.

I make gold and silver jewelry in a forge in my spare time.

I'm the guy people call when they need their car fixed, when they need their furniture repaired, when they need their computer unfucked from whatever ridiculous shit they downloaded. I'm the guy.

I still can't pull a 7, let alone a 9.

And the reason is simple, and it has NOTHING to do with needs. Most of the 20-something shits around me are rolling in pussy, for two simple reasons:

Arrogance, and lack of giving a shit about the future.

I mean, sure, they care about their future. But not a one of them is willing to stand up and fix the mess our society is turning into. Every last one of them just wants to party and get laid while Rome burns.

And it works, because being the kind of person who still cares about building and guarding Civilization, isn't sexy.

So yeah, tell me another.

(EDIT: LOL, I said I made jewelry in a forge. Derp.)

frealsis · 2016-12-14T11:18:55+00:00

The question ain't if you deserve to date a 9 (holy shit, that question is quesy) - the question is; does she deserve to date you?

brasilgringo · 2016-12-14T15:57:32+00:00

Click-bait title. "Making dinner" is a totally useless indicator of success or value. Sure, if you are a wanna-be Gordon Ramsey it's one more weapon in your arsenal of why you represent value. But if you are high-value in other areas, you may well find making dinner a waste of your time (which is your most precious resource).

I don't clean my own apartment -- I outsource it to my cleaning lady. She does a much better job for much cheaper (time=resource) than if I were to do it myself. Same for "making dinner" -- the restaurants around me do a much better job for cheaper (time=resource) than if I did it myself.

Geleemann · 2016-12-14T10:23:06+00:00

Women looking to fuck don't care if you can cook

empatheticapathetic · 2016-12-14T10:13:35+00:00

I really don't know this perfect beta TRP loves to shit on. No one I know is like that or has ever been such a lazy useless fuck. And even the ones who get close have had bitches. This is a completely useless "look how good I am I can do the basic functions of an adult" post.

Metalgear222 · 2016-12-14T06:18:47+00:00

You can be overwieght, be a shitty cook, ugly, half retarded, but if you deliver extreme value provider and leader of men, you can deserve to have dimes and eat them too. (see TRUMP #MAGA)

cnzs · 2016-12-14T04:53:46+00:00

Find basic life functions like making meals, doing the laundry, and exercising to be very difficult (may ignore these altogether)

You sure you're describing men?

Eastuss · 2016-12-14T05:53:19+00:00

I wouldn't say 80% of men are overweight, but it is shocking how many guys don't take care of their bodies. Keep in mind this is coming from someone who lives on a college campus where guys are supposed to be at their physical peak. Just by being in decent shape and wearing a tight shirt I get a good amount of stares.

FueledUp · 2016-12-14T12:32:13+00:00

No one in life "deserves" anything though, I'm poor as fuck, skinny and fucked 9s (10s dont exist imo)

so whatever man

TrumpWillWinAmerica · 2016-12-14T07:47:19+00:00

another stupid post that says the same thing as dozens before it. "lift" "cook" "money" "give me upvotes"

then some moronic last sentence

deadlinee · 2016-12-14T14:58:40+00:00

I thought self improvement was just that - self improvement. Now you are saying our life decisions should revolve around getting 9's and 10's?

Katavasis · 2016-12-14T13:56:38+00:00

Fo real,i get the point of the thread and why it's amusing and confronts reallity.

But...talking about putting women on pedestal. 'deserve to date a 9?'

What kind of blue pill mentallity is this? What are women so you deserve them?Some kind of candy that your mommy lets you eat after you eat your vegetables?

I am pretty surprised many endorsed members don't underline this. Women are there for you to take.You shouldn't try to win them over with your cooking and your cleaning abillities.Godamn...

2016-12-14T04:49:14+00:00

I'll drink as much as I fucking want mate!

2016-12-14T19:09:36+00:00

There's a great game for guilt tripping the shit out of you, "The Sims". Watch as your character has no problem studying 10 hours a day, working out for 2, going to a party, then downing an energy drink so that in a few more months he's now rich and famous, getting lots of sex, living in a nice house by himself, with a nice car, and exotic pet - while you sit in a dark fucking room desperately wishing to be even 1/1,000th as productive.

joh2141 · 2016-12-14T16:04:54+00:00

Not even low valued girls want to become your new mom. Your own mom only took that job because she had to and there are hormones in her body that make her imprint on you. No one wants to be your mother or coddle you. Women want to be coddled.

Clearly though being overweight is probably the biggest factor for most men but traits that make you not function in basic necessities like making meals, taking out trash, exercising suggests you're a complacent lazy piece of shit. Why would anyone find that attractive, amirite? Imagine that same quality in a woman and you'll want to stay away too.

2016-12-14T19:11:09+00:00

Honestly, I never realized how important knowing how to cook was until I cooked for a large group of people at a friend's dorm a couple months ago (they were drunk and hungry, and I was the only one who knew how to cook). The hottest chick there saw that I was making her favorite dish, came up to me, started flirting, wanted to help me, stole my phone and started snapchatting selfies of herself to everyone I know, etc., etc. Started tweeting about how amazing I was and how I was such a good cook. Needless to say, we hooked up two hours later. I'm entirely convinced that it was primarily my cooking that led to that hookup.

Fellero · 2016-12-14T19:30:26+00:00

You Can Barely Make Yourself Dinner, And Yet You Deserve to Date 9's?

Narcissists and sociopaths prove your theory wrong.

Its all about entitlement.

You can be the head honcho of a big company but internally, if you still feel like a loser, women aren't going to find you sexy and will just hang around for your money.

Viceversa when it comes to a sociopath that feels like a boss. Women are gonna love him regardless of how much of a loser he actually is because he feels entitled to all the quality pussy.

Women don't think, they follow their feelings.

RedOtkbr · 2016-12-14T04:51:03+00:00

Some women love men that can cook. Im not attracted to lazy women.

tedcase · 2016-12-14T20:28:08+00:00

I am not over weight, I exercise daily, and i am a fucking awesome chef when the occasion calls for it.

I can also fix most mechanical things, am a pretty decent carpenter, Play 3 instruments well, speak two languages and im very good with my hands. I earn above average for my age and do a job people respect. Where are my fucking 9s?

t1hr5 · 2016-12-14T21:00:46+00:00

That's not a reality. Reality is your height, face and physique mostly. If you can't make it, then status. Most men can't gain status, so if big 3 are also not there, then it does not matter if you are fat and level 100 paladin or a top 10 student at hardest course at university, play musical instrument very well and have visible muscle on you. You still don't register on chicks radar. Just because you are not looking manly, don't have good face or height. If you are ripped, then you are overcompensating for height or average face. If you are fat, still no one cares or notice. If you hit on girls, you are creepy, if a Runescape player is good looking, then he's amazing and his hobby is great and interesting. Having lived in 4 countries in Asia and Europe, women were all the same. And I am not the level 100 paladin guy.

Top_Trump · 2016-12-14T15:25:48+00:00

Truth. I think this is especially true of men that have let themselves go and who could, at one time, get top tier women. They fail to adapt their expectations to their current actions.

2016-12-14T18:54:38+00:00

Start lifting. Start a business. Eat healthy.

Coach_DDS · 2016-12-14T19:53:04+00:00

One of the fundimental truths of life... is you don't deserve shit. Nor are you entitled to anything. Everything in life you get... you get by working and sacrificing for.

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2016-12-15T00:06:20+00:00

Misleading title but has some merit within. I don't know what the deal is with all focus on cooking around here. GLO already made fun of this fact but yeah, why cook when I have women to do it? I can cook myself a healthy gainsful meal that tastes half decent but if I got a female in my life, she's becoming my personal chef within the first month. Maybe it's my upbringing. One of the few things about women I heard from my old man is that if they don't cook for you, they don't love you. Same goes for swallowing btw.

Luckyluke23 · 2016-12-15T00:32:41+00:00

i really need to learn that the 80/20 rules is in effect and sex doesn't happen on a scale. either you are in the top 20% and get it. or you get nothing!

Pomandres · 2016-12-14T05:57:39+00:00

Body Over Bitches

Mind Over Money

Spirit Over Superciliousness

TheFirsh · 2016-12-14T09:17:35+00:00

I don't find those difficult just hard to schedule as I'm always busy. How am I supposed to conjure and eat quality food every 3-4 hours and still immerse myself in the work. It's like I'm eating all day with breaks for work. Every time I feel like on a super highway of work then bam suddenly a stop to have a meal. And I'm still a starving artist.

StoicCrane · 2016-12-14T09:29:26+00:00

Contrary to what TRP promotes in a sense we're all "snowflakes" if you will. Out of all of the infinite possibilities that could've popped out our mons' rears we're the ones who made it to the otherside.

We're friggin champions..but everyone of us has prove it in order to experience our callings and a life if genuine fulfillment. By no means does it drop out of the sky and no means are we entitled to reach and experience our full potentials. It must be earned!

2016-12-14T12:51:14+00:00

This comment section is the clearest display of male hamstering I've ever seen. If you're new I recommend ignoring it completely.

2016-12-14T13:26:07+00:00

No wonder they get scared about being called rapists if they make a move on a girl.

sadbasturd99 · 2016-12-14T14:04:57+00:00

20% guy who provides value to those around him

What value does a 20% guy provide to those around him ?

AFuckYou · 2016-12-14T15:24:38+00:00

Honestly, overweight really is just the problem. Sex becomes difficult at that point, everyone knows it. Unless the chick has just sworn off sex, it's an automatic sign that the sex in gonna be lame or shitty.

slothsenpai · 2016-12-14T18:20:40+00:00

What you're describing are omegas, not betas. Omegas are the typical fat and lazy types who provide no value nor skill whatsoever (unless you count gaming or anime as one). Betas on the other hand can be goodlooking or have other redeeming traits such as being intellect, rich or even funny. Despite them having a bit of value to themselves, the only reason they don't fuck 9s is not because they're "undeserving" but rather lack the game, frame and mental capacity to do so. How do you explain guys that are poor as fuck or even ugly, manlet drug addicts who manage to pull the type of girls that they wouldn't even be allowed to say hi to without having a sexual assault label slapped on them (maybe that's an exaggeration but you get my point).

515sofar · 2016-12-14T18:29:10+00:00

What if you can't be bothered to make the effort as the opportunity cost cost of making an effort exceeds your desire for the proposed reward.

2016-12-14T23:05:14+00:00

All you need is eggs, ham, coconut oil, some vegetables and YouTube. Get creative.

ScottishIslander · 2016-12-14T23:17:58+00:00

The ability to make dinner has almost nothing to do with dating HB9s. It only helps to keep them from fucking around on you and maybe shit test you less.

Your physical attractiveness, ability to dress well, confidence, social status and game are what get you HB9s.

Fedor_Gavnyukov · 2016-12-14T23:47:30+00:00

i mean.. good points to work on yourself for sure, but its not the truth. some of my friends literally can't cook and live like shit. don't work out either, but their game is top notch and they pull pussy left and right. still, i couldn't live like they do. that's just filth.

vagbutters · 2016-12-15T00:45:45+00:00

What is funny is that I can cook healthy, good-tasting meals that your average basic bitch could never do. The values of domesticity are lost in most sluts of our generation.

Your average beta male is used to junk food, shitty carbs and the like-- they can't let go of their passions. It's like trying to watch a fish out of water with most beta males; they simply don't have the discipline required to do what is in their own best interests. Instead they ween themselves on junk food, porn, video games, weed, etc.

As with the principles of delayed gratification, swallow the bitter pill now or get rammed by life's strap-on at a later point.

PantsonFire1234 · 2016-12-15T02:44:48+00:00

Find basic life functions like making meals, taking out the trash, and exercising to be very difficult (may ignore these altogether)

How is cooking difficult? You know how much I suffer on a daily basis working in the army? I used to do nothing but train before I enlisted and I let other people cook for me or I would prepare simple meals.

Cooking is not something that's a required feat that needs to be perfected in order to get pussy. Most guys that can cook wouldn't be able to repair their car. Yet I can survive for months behind enemy lines. I just don't know the perfect blend of spices to season a chicken.

There's a big difference between knowing how to cook eggs, prepare sandwiches, make a healthy carb dinner that gets the job done. And cuisine that's only achieved after pouring all your time in cooking. I'm a man so that's off the table.

Kryptic_Knight · 2016-12-15T10:28:10+00:00

You deserve anything you can will into your possession. For some its Sailor Moon body pillows...for others its 9's. I've seen fat slobs take slimmies to Hogville due to game...ultimately you're putting the pussy on the pedestal. No one should have to do anything more than talking their way into pussy....don't know how to cook, clean or lift? Doesn't matter.

5t3fan0 · 2016-12-29T12:07:30+00:00

when i hear any adult man saying "i deserve X" that's a huge red flag to me, and i mean Jupiter-huge.

StudntRdyTeachrApear · 2016-12-14T09:17:32+00:00

I The point is being missed because guys are comparing this to girls around the 5-7 range. 9/10's most certainly have far less patience for stuff like gaming. They literally have life on easy mode to an extent youre unwilling to acknowledge. That's why a lot of guys find it more trouble than it's worth to put up with.

And before you bring up settling, is it not a form of settling to give up things you would otherwise enjoy in your free time just to appease a higher quality girl for any amount of time? This is a fine line.

I think it comes down to the general lifestyle of the person. If youre capable of accumulating real wealth, and you're attractive/alpha, high quality woman no longer seem to require appeasement. Instead, they come with the territory. Which is why they say...Disregard females, aquire currency.

After initially reading through the comments and thinking OP posted another low quality and redundant message, I have to admit that I changed my mind writing this stupid comment before bed. He just didn't package his message eloquently. No wonder the armchair theorists are perturbed.

Edit: Lastly, after re-reading the OP, yea, definitely no wonder there's people calling it out for seeming retarded. If it takes this much effort to inject clarity into the underlying substance of a post, then it deserves criticism. But then again, so do the people whose first reaction was to defend their degenerate lifestyle with holy might.

niceguy_gone_cad · 2016-12-14T21:30:27+00:00

OK, OK. I'll learn to make simple salads and omelettes and will settle for a 8.5

Lice138 · 2016-12-14T15:01:57+00:00

I would argue that I take care of myself so well that I can afford to spend 6 hours playing xbox, intelligent people have more free time. if I want to and with my excess money i can buy and eat Chinese food, should I choose.

kasper138 · 2016-12-14T15:23:44+00:00

I don't want to date them I want to fuck them. You go make all your money and while you're off working I'll be in your bed fucking her.

Taguroizumo · 2016-12-14T08:21:32+00:00

I can cook very well thank you!!! Do I deserve a 9? That it is kind of relative, would i like to date top tier women sure. ( i think my best is maybe a strong 6\weak 7. ) Sure people that want constant 9's need to provide the goods aka being in shape, be a great conversationalist, have money also is vital but there are plenty of times that "ugly" men do hit the jackpot. But just because a guy plays say 700 hours of skyrim or 2000 plus hours of destiny doesn't imply he thinks he is a player.