Came across this gem here today and thought you all might enjoy a good laugh as much I did.
Asian beauty Nong Nat, 31, quit X-rated movies and converted to Buddhism - crediting meditation and good deeds for her landing Harold Nesland, 72, whom she fell 'instantly in love with'
Could she smell the Beta Bucks on ol' Harold? I think so..
They married in 2012 but Nat previously admitted that it was beset with problems and she had a series of other lovers in the early days
Things were a little rocky in the beginning because she was still banging a few Chads, and Harold wasn't too happy about that. Why you ask...?
Nat had previously complained the couple never had sex because she worried about Mr. Nesland having a heart attack in the bedroom.
Ahhhhhh, that's why Harold was so bitter. The only thing of his she was riding was his wallet.
Me and Harold are separated now. He doesn't want a divorce but I'll start the proceedings.
Looks like Harold has been trying to hold off the divorce rape, but it's inevitable at this point.
But I'm going back to do sexy films and photographs. There's a magazine deal arranged and sexy shows. I have diamonds already and enough money. I don't want to work but I have to, to support myself.
Whatever amount she ends up bleeding from Harold just isn't enough. She needs more than that, she wants to be the center of attention again.