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Another victim (self.asktrp)

submitted by SwoleBoy

My brothers, a long long time lurker here but another one bites the dust. As of this morning, I'm newly single, haven't seen my now ex gf in over 1 month since lockdown. No one is safe, but we can't be having it affect us, our mindset and mission.

I very much have my shit together without going into details and claiming to have the biggest alphacock. The fact that my ex was a police officer and actually allowed out of her house to mingle unlike me, and in an environment where it is heavily male dominated and losing that connection with me daily, it was a simple branch swing for her. I first noticed she was being off with me, with her responses so soft next'ed her and didn't hear from her in 2 days until the 'can i talk to you about something' this morning. I decided to entertain it, but knew what was coming.. The way she spun it was basically it boiled down to the connection & sexual attraction with me being lost and her leaning onto a male colleague for comfort and the rest is history. She rationalised her tits off, I said 'no worries it's cool' followed by, 'this is the best news ive had all week as i now get to eat the easter egg I got you.' This followed with a block on whatsapp, and quite frankly despite writing a random post on here, I'm very unaffected by the outcome which is uncontrollable to me in my eyes.

Stay safe out there my broski's!! x


[–]Project_Zero_Betas209 points210 points  (51 children) | Copy Link

The fact that my ex was a police officer

You're playing Russian roulette here.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev54 points55 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

With 3 bullets in the gun.

[–]QueenSlapFight35 points36 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

And it's a semi auto

[–]vaginal_defloration13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

with extended magazine

[–]Standgrounding10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

And hair trigger

[–]thesoloronin30 points31 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’d say 5.

[–]notWhatIsTheEnd9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Considering this fact it probably ended the best way possible.

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 33 points34 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

Very true my friend! I must say I like a challenge, but despite my 2 firearms friends in the police saying steer clear, I couldn't resist and wanted to see myself.

[–]Project_Zero_Betas66 points67 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

I must say I like a challenge

I've been in court before with your type of shit, it's not a "challenge," it can permanently fuck up your life and have lasting consequences.

[–]imjustaman939 points10 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Could please elaborate as I don't see the issue here and would like to learn.

[–]Project_Zero_Betas65 points66 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

He's putting his dick around law enforcement/the criminal justice system. The risk/reward isn't worth it.

[–]imjustaman9316 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Thank you.

[–]babybopp27 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She could get an orbiter co worker to fuck him up majorly..

[–]electricspresident49 points50 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

In the US the law system is not the same as elsewhere

You piss off a female cop she'll make shit about you to her colleagues Next thing you know your getting random stops every other week with a little time in jail for some bullshit charges

Not only they'll do all kinds of fucked up shit just to get your wallet empty or you behind bars

Cops in the US are the biggest gangsters on average above 90% of cops have committed some manner of crime

They are ruthless and they have the law on their side

OP is lucky she branched swing if ever it came to him ghosting her that would be it for him

[–]Mescalean12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

💯

[–]thesoloronin7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That plus they are like any other Male who are most likely raised with the feminine imperative and the white knights rush to female aid ASAP.dll as their operating software all their lives, you can face loads of shit here and there everywhere I’m telling ya.

[–]LethalShade0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Have you known someone that went through this or are you just guessing?

[–]electricspresident0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

3 of my old now not friends became cops

They all were 5ft6 or 'stouty' and didn't get girls along with a really short fuses.

It's really a case of few good apples in a whole bunch of bad.

The system is really the one at fault .it incentivizes cops to be assholes

Google "cops are the biggest gangsters"

[–]SwoleBoy[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Maybe I didn't mean it in such a way, more of an experience to the cliches that surrounds woman in these sort of roles etc.

[–]Project_Zero_Betas25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I know what you meant, and my point still stands: You're playing with fire.

[–]Ill_mumble_that13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Next time find a woman with Aids and bareback it. Probably less dangerous.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (29 children) | Copy Link

Other job fields that are equivalent to "russian roulette"?

[–]MrAnderzon29 points30 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Hairdressers

[–]otamatonedeaf26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Anyone named Tiffany

[–]capodonca7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Crazy hot Matrix

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[–]go_home_cook_rice3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Wait, this is a new one for me. Why?

[–]hanzkloss14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hairdressers typically become crazy cat ladies as they get older.

[–]RaidenDark2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This one is harder to pinpoint. It comes with experience. The kind of girl that chooses that career path is just... weird.

[–]PhiPaul0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I had a female colleague in high-school. She was a psycopath. Plain and simple. I suspect an extreme case of borderline mixed with narcissism. I don't think I exchanged more than 10 words with her in the 2 year period she was my colleague. She was smokin' hot, but a psycho nevertheless. She's a hairdresser now.

[–]sd4c2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hairdressing is one of the fastest ways to find work for single moms, or women with a criminal history, or women with no employment history (or a string of firings).

In other words, it doesn't take a lot of sustained effort to get your haircutting license, or qualify for the "position".

[–]sd4c24 points25 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

YES.

In decreasing order of redness of flag:

Nuclear Red Flag:
Porn Actress
Call Girl
Stripper
Cam Girl
Attorney/Paralegal
Bartender
Flight Attendant

Plate Only and with Extreme Caution:
Server (except cafe barista)
Model
Actress
Singer/Musician
Salesman (eg, cars)
Police Officer (dispatch/admin is OK)
Military (other than required service)

Date with Caution:
Nurse (other than pediatric)
Teacher (above grade five)
Trucker/Driver
Business Manager (with direct reports)
Secretary (with male boss)
Journalist

Examples of Neutral Jobs:
Retail Sales Clerks
Cashiers
Office Drone
Researcher
Telemarketing/Tech Support
Dental Assistant
Veterinary Assistant

Favorable Jobs:
Preschool Teacher (most jobs with kids)
Doctor (except for abortionists)
Family Business
Yoga/Fitness Instructor
Dietician
Seamstress
Cook

[–]jjbwrams123413 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Isn't yoga/fitness instructor should in caution also?

[–]Andrew543213 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Underrated comment. This is the real content.

[–]sd4c0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Forgot one, add "Massage Therapist" to the Nuclear Red Flag list....

[–]cbxxxx3 points4 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Someone tell me why nurses are dangerous?

[–]halleluiaiaia92926 points7 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Long hours (including possible night shifts), stressful environment, many male doctors in authority positions

[–]dimmy6666 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Yep. Am male doctor, can confirm, it's laughably easy to bang nurses. Though I don't do it anymore as they're all seeking those sweet sweet child support checks.

[–]TheMainGerman0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

My girlfriend wants to become a hospital secretary or something of that nature at the hospital her mother works at. Should I be worried?

[–]dimmy6660 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Gotta see who would be her boss. In the hospitals I work at the entire secretary chain of command is female, so in my position I wouldn't be worried. You have to check how's things at her hospital.

Hospital secretaries interact the most with patients and with other administrative staff, so I think it's like any other office job.

I've mingled with a lot of hospital staff, but never secretaries curiously. Again, this is my experience, your local reality may vary.

[–]gotmilo11-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

All my life I wanted to date one. Thanks for the insight

[–]dimmy6661 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Am a doctor. Know and have been involved with many female doctors.

Female doctors should fall into the same category as nurses. Probably even worse. They're usually either very masculine, or very slutty, or very crazy, or a combination of all 3. One should be VERY careful when considering an LTR with a female doctor.

Personally I would never. Many of my university colleagues married doctors. Many are fucked.

[–]LethalShade1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Haha can you expand on a lot of these? I had never seen a career flag list before, this is hilarious.

[–]jjbwrams12340 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Another think just found out a fat nurse or medical field worker here with her nsfw content posting (married one).

[–]imjustaman930 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Could you please elaborate on the fundamentals of this list, what's that they all have in common and what I'm looking for in the future.

[–]sd4c0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

They all have in common selfishness, pride, materialism and appearance, over substance, compassion and humility.

[–]LethalShade0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

What's wrong with attorneys/paralegals?

[–]sd4c0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

They can easily outmaneuver you in court for domestic issues, divorce, child support, palimony, or metoo allegations.

[–]TheMainGerman0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hehe. The basis here: Just be very cautious about any woman, and use common sense.

[–]irahsom3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lawyers?

[–]AntoKe3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Video vixens lol

[–]Elprez9145 points46 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Handled it like a boss! Enjoy the egg lol

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 19 points20 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'll deffo enjoy it. I think this pushed her buttons more than me not showing I really care of the break up

[–]RaidenDark2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So fucking childish. Like it's clearly a mood alleviating joke, even though it was for your own amusement. She wasn't anything close to LTR material.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev71 points72 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Better to have this shit happen now then when you're married with a kid. Onward and upward.

[–]LunaticJay73 points74 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Don't date a woman cop

[–][deleted]  (3 children) | Copy Link

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[–]LazerSpin20 points21 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Putting yourself at higher risk for domestic violence is no joke!

[–]Greaterbird10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No, cop! No! Stop!

[–]Standgrounding1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Either that, or the (usually male) cop is a complete doormat and will put up with almost anything she does.

[–]hedden9350 points51 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

My ex was a BPD officer who also cheated on me with a coworker. She went full suicidal after I broke up with her. Lol and she passed the psychological examination easily

[–]WelfareWarriorZ0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

As in Baltimore?

[–]ImplodedVeggies27 points28 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Nah, Batshit Psycho Department, it’s new

[–]WelfareWarriorZ-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao. Ok I thought you were telling a story of the police dept that sounds familiar lol

[–]hedden938 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Borderline personality disorder

[–]RivenHalf4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Borderline Personality Disorder

[–]dimmy6660 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah I know many dudes who do psych evals. Many of them wouldn't pass a psych eval themselves lol

[–]nixon99315 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you are unaffected well great for you.You realized that things change and people change thats how universe works,you have no reason to be mad at her,she is just doing what she thinks is best for her and you should do it too.

[–]BusterVadge25 points26 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

'this is the best news ive had all week as i now get to eat the easter egg I got you.

Best last words in a relationship EVER. Keep on keepin on, my man.

[–]superomar132 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Straight up boss status haha

[–]nordicpolarbear1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Sounds pretty butt hurt to me

[–]benhurensohn1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, it's fucking lame

[–]nameisahmad15 points16 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Great handling of the situation, proved youre high status, she will stalk the shit out of now, if i were in your place id reply with “ok, i understand”

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 4 points5 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Had a bit more spare time today so decided to spice up the normal 'ok'

[–]Scheme0014 points15 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

A simple “best of luck” would have been most appropriate. You need to go 100% no contact. She’s going to wonder about you since you’re in quarantine and not hearing from you. Things are going to come out of lockdown and she will wonder more. Leaving her completely in the dark for her actions are the best revenge. Followed up by a post of you with a hot plate on some social media in 3-6 months.

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Yeah normally I'm short and sweet. That is the annoying thing, she full well know's I'm cooped up indoors unable to slay.. but with her job role, she was always very inquisitive of any girl showing up on my social media. I've always followed those actions as I know my worth. She will 100% crawl back I would put money on it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

Don't be sweet, be cordial but not sweet, that's feminine

Source: me, I cringe when I read my "sweet" texts from the past

[–]GrooveDive2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

That's not what he means by sweet. A short and sweet interaction means it's good because of how efficient his interactions are, being both of good value and brief -- not anything to do with content being presented in a feminine way.

Example: saying "Ok, I understand" would be considered short and sweet even though he's not being sweet to her.

Your advice is good, but kind of ignorant in the context.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You're right I didn't catch that

[–]GrooveDive0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

No worries

[–]LethalShade-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What is the point of this? These strategies seem so immature, you do you but how does rubbing it in an exs face improve my life in any way?

[–]pyth0ns11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Beautiful!

This is what TRP is for, IMO.

Giving you the knowledge to know that you shouldn't care/be fine and thus... Not crying under your bed for the next 6+months!

​

Stay focused,
Continue further bettering yourself,
Get shredded as fuck during this lockdown (unless you have a gym, in which case... Where's the invite Broski ;P)

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

The main i posted it really! Sadly I'm also affected by the gym closures, so annoyingly my jackedness is dwindling from my shitty home work outs haha!

[–]pyth0ns1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

We all in same boat in terms of losing our swoll! (if you don't have an awesome gym setup.)

That's why, get as shredded as possible, IMO. When gyms finally reopen - go on a massive creatine cycle and do nothing but shock weights ranging from high intense/reps to super heavy.

You'll swell big time, with your added super shred!

[–]lekkiplayboy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Go carnivore. You’ll keep the fat off.

[–]qiis5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuck that hoe

[–]ThrowawayYAYAY20029 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol @ Keeping the Egg.

[–]empatheticapathetic8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

What type of egg did u keep

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Terry's chocolate orange my man!

[–]VengefullyY0urs6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I think you handled it like a boss, but keep in mind, she felt a lack of sexual connection at the end.

It could have been just her, or it could be a sign of something bigger you need to work on.

Keep vigilant.

[–]JosephBosa2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah he could have gone beta, hard times like this can crush most men. Whos to say she didnt sense it?

[–]AuberyBitoni2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn, sucks to hear. You handled it really well, on to the next one.

[–]Riddick_2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

50 push ups. Repeat. 50 push ups. Repeat. Fuck her and her sob story excuse bullshit its not you its me bla bla fuck it. She has no respect for herself or for you. And be thankful you dodged this excuse of a human being. She's trash bro, and trash don't change. Cop or not. Trash. So be happy that in this case trash took herself out. Peace. And do 50 more :-)

[–]AceMav214 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

She could accuse arrest and charge you with rape. Lmao Imagine

[–]Project_Zero_Betas2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Lmao imagine

[–]aegeaorgnqergerh2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This happened way before the current pandemic. And you're also to blame.

I'd bet my yearly income on that.

Not a criticism, a point to work on.

[–]merunas1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

shit bro. My respect and a big ol F for a fallen soldier. You'll come back stronger

[–]SteveSan820 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What?

[–]Raizzen0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I hope you have everything covered man. Heck I’m not really a fan of this because I think it reeks of paranoia but get a body cam installed if needs be at least for a period of time until you can be certain that you’re in the clear and she won’t start any shit. Best of luck broseph!

[–]superomar130 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Girls man, I swear. Glad you dodged that bullet before things got too deep, pun intended.

[–]dtyler860 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Power to ya my man. Inside it likely burns, but you’re on your way to better people. Cops are like nurses, they see the bad and ugly, they’re emotionally eroded. Honestly. It’s not you, it’s really them. Get on with yourself and Godspeed 👊🏼

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks for the comment my man, and you're not wrong there in regards to being emotionally eroded. I'm very much a happy vibes/no drama guy, even when times get tough, but the constant downer she was on from a job she 'enjoyed' did rub off on me.

[–]ay-fuh-q0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Police officers and teachers seem to be the biggest swingers around.

[–]FlowFreal0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn dude, wish i handled it like you did. I didn’t go all beta but i wasn’t as smooth lol. Well played.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Why weren’t you seeing here during this?

If you seriously and legitimately did not see your girlfriend because of adhering to social distancing or corona fears then yea of course she will think you’re a bitch

[–]DerpJungler11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I'd rather stay healthy than playing with hamsters and risking my health.

"If you dont see her because of social distancing, she'll think you're a bitch".

Fucks sake sometimes this sub makes me cringe.

Also, FYI, in most countries it's actually illegal to go out without verified documentation. "Out to smash some pussy" is not accepted where I live.

[–]Virachi-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

True everybody I know in a relationship is like “fuck social distancing ima get some puss”. Moral of the story? Ppl are selfish lol

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Glad you cower to your masters so easily

I live on my feet

[–]SwoleBoy[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Didn't live together and quite frankly, with her being on the front line, rather not see her with her more likely to have it. Plus she followed the rules for her own job security which I can't knock her for!

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

No one is getting in trouble for seeing a significant other during this, don’t make weak excuses

[–]lekkiplayboy3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Now you’re trolling.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Legitimately no. If you’re in a relationship and going on a month hiatus because you’re scared of a flu then that is just pathetic plain and simple

If you’re reasoning is because some authority tells you to that’s even more beta

Legitimately surprised by the responses here, but it is reddit after all

[–]Tambamwham-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s great. But now it’s time to get off social media and messaging apps. Your growth to being a grown man isn’t complete until you do

[–]thenomadicnomad-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Good shit brother. Let the stalking begin(on her part)

[–]when_its_too_late-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Police officer...sheesh...I had a race horse girl for a fine golly fml

[–]holy_shroom-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

don't get pissed off. play it cocky and cool like your doing. u probably already know but most likely the other guy is blue pilled and he will start fcking up. dont throw away free pvssay if u dont have 2. just be cool and u will probably get sum more free rides. its a waiting game at this point and if she never comes back, fck it.

[–]laserdicks-3 points-2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

If you consider losing a gf biting the dust, then you need to get your mind right. Now read the side bar.

[–]lekkiplayboy5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Take it easy redpillcop it’s not that deep.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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