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Inner game question (self.asktrp)

submitted by BackgroundPiglet8

Yo human brothers,

so I found this hot babe, I r8 her 9/10 and I wanna fuck her but she told me she will have to eat me afterwards if we have sex. Something to do with my nutritional value. I have been lifting but she is still like two times larger than me. I don't know if this is a shit test or not. So is it cucked if I fucker her? I am a dark fishing spider btw.


[–]thatbadrogue244 points45 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

in russia, women fuck you.

[–]maverick975927 points28 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Hard next. Spin more spiders.

[–]2319Skew14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuck that. OP don't listen to this guy. Spin more web.

[–]Mobrowncheeks0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

All spiders are the same

[–]maverick97591 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

ASALT

[–]rnsbrum11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

what the fuck am I reading? Is this the sort of degeneracy that lurks deep benief TRP??

[–]Meloxian5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fucking spiders, lowlife scum, amiright?

Scorpions ftw

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmaooooo

[–]Guarnerre199511 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Bro was thinking about spiders and this guy called himself one.

Had a laugh, thanks 😂

[–]PlusTenStrength7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Personally I don’t fuck with spider thots anymore for this exact reason. Try hitting up a marsupial if you’re into that sorta thing

[–]Gypsyjames023 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Do what spiders do fuck and duck

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[–]RanaMahal0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

the sidebar has things about spiders? damn

[–]IFuckingHateAllergy1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

He preaches reading the sidebar but didn't even bother reading the post.

[–]RanaMahal0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

i can’t figure out if he’s doing a bit or if he’s just really slow

[–]1MrTheFalcon5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't know if this is a shit test or not.

If you're wondering, then the answer is yes.

The correct response is to laugh; it's a good joke about her being a praying mantis or black widow. But what she's really saying is that she sees herself as a powerful woman, and wants to dominate. Can you handle that? Can you handle a powerful woman? If this gives you pause, save yourself some pain and move on.

It's not a pissing contest and you have nothing to prove. Submissive vs. dominant is a spectrum, and you have a preference and beyond that, a tolerance. She may just not be your type, but maybe a good ally. And maybe she's full of shit, and she'll be sucking your dick the first time she sees you with another hot girl.

[–]chia-pet-turtleneck1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This gave me a brain aneurysm

[–]spartanblood10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Apply Dread, fuck her friends

[–]RednaxB0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Man, I was so confused.

[–]KingIskander0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Go lift more until you catch a tarantula.

[–]DifficultContext0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

What do you mean, she wants to eat you after sex? She wants to give you a rimjob or eat you like a cannibal?

[–]JayFluff0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh god

[–]bruiser180 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

You’re a cuck if you let her eat you. AWALT bro go fucking lift.

[–]niceguyputin0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

Wait can you explain this post. I don’t get it

[–]HiImMeee0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Some female spiders eat the male after fucking

[–]antariusz0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Beyond that, it's saying that women are driven to follow their biology just as we are. Their instincts tell them to extract the most amount of resources from a man as possible, suck him dry (literally in this case). It's nothing to be upset about, but it is something you have to protect against.

[–]I-am-ed0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

ok bro

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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