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Is this a joke? (i.redd.it)

submitted by lordilord123


[–]Pomf_Pomf_Pluff18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

"you are exactly like every other girl I've ever met" would be a better pickup line.

[–]vervemoll-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It really wouldn’t

[–]ShadowWitcher0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Woooosh

[–]vervemoll-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Can’t see any way it’d be better, so maybe whoosh indeed

[–]ShadowWitcher15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Guy: you're beautiful

Girl: are you saying other girls are ugly?!

[–]lahavior11 points12 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Or maybe, just maybe, that guy had bad relationships with girls and for once, he has hope that he got someone who isn't a a scumbag, and then you came around, and once again he got used to the "other girls" you claim don't exist.

Don't want people to complain about the people who hurt them, Don't hurt them

[–]DerEwigeZionazi3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Guys can't be hurt by girls since men are the oppressing sex. /s

[–]ggfrtjbhggt0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

Are you saying boys have no feelings?

[–]DerEwigeZionazi0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Are you saying you don't understand the meaning of "/s"?

[–]ggfrtjbhggt0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Actualy no

[–]DNSNVN010 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It definitely doesn't mean sarcasm /s

[–]JZSquared9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't know how often men use that line, but women use that line constantly in their Tinder bios.

[–]redmaster_282734 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I do not take "not like other guys" as an insult because most people my age are dicks

[–]DerEwigeZionazi1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's so common that there is a subreddit for them. r/notlikeothergirls

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

translation: No man can ever say anything to you that doesn't mean he is confessing to being an evil patriarchal rapist.

ex: Man: please pass the salt.

woman: Rapist!

[–]DarkNights2920 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What

[–]blisterward-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fellas, have you ever said anything, and I mean anything, along these lines to a girl with 1/10 the thought behind it that these girls mean to suggest?

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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