Enjoying a Sunday morning cup of coffee and reading the hilarious insults from YouTube commenters has become a treasured personal growth and productivity time sink for me. The key to savoring truly inspired mockeries is to choose a popular video featuring an easy target. This combination brings out the best in people.
This video by a guy riffing on the equally strange YouTube video below elicited a few choice zingers:
Is this a man or a woman? OH MY GOD THEY HAVE CROSSED HUMANS WITH FROG DNA! Jabba the Hut’s kid? Woahhhh someone slay this creature and see how much exp points you get and check for possible loots. Who is responsible for going shaolin stick fighting style on this thing’s face with branches of the ugly tree?
Go die in a fucking fire.
It looks like you ate chocolate rain, you fat ass.
dude give up ur fat, ur ugly, u got no rythym, ur fat, ur ugly, and ur fat too!!!!!!
u look like a fat fish.
Here’s the oddly compelling original video with 10 million views that spawned hundreds of spoof tributes:
When he leans away from the mic I like to pretend he’s giving me kisses! [not really an insult but still funny]
Not bad for a 7-year old…
You look like you’re getting butt-fucked.
I like watching this with the sound off and laughing at you.
This is the end of the Internet.
ahh…. the sweet relief of nausea. This guy is a human stomach pump.
TIME OUT!!!….Is this song about diarrhea??
LOL his face is glossed with jizz
The singer in the video, Tay Zonday, tried valiantly to answer his critics but gave up after the 9,000th comment or so:
5iveX: Ughh ur ugly and stupid. Your voice sucks..you phail at life.
TayZonday: Hi 5iveX! Why do you say that I’m ugly and stupid? What are you trying to communicate? Give more detail about what you dislike.
YouTube — comedy gold.
