We don’t hit our husbands!
Said to an older woman at the Greek food festival who had just slapped her husband. The woman was quite startled to learn this.
Girls have to do that too?
When my wife explained that she was going to apologize to me for something she had said earlier.
Kindergarten Homework Assignment:
Draw something loud: Draws a woman
Draw something quiet: Draws a man
Said to me in her most tentative and diplomatic tone when she was 4. I may have been somewhat cranky that morning:
Daddy.
If I were you.
I think I would change my mood.
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When do I get to start having fun?
Girl power!
Daddy, I’m a hooker!
