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The New Tool That Helps You Wrap It Up

Roosh Valizadeh
April 6, 2014

Our April sponsor is Jimmy Cap It, which offers you a condom subscription service so you never have an excuse to put your naked penis inside a random vagina. Here’s a description of what they offer:

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It’s somewhat known that I’m not a big fan of condoms. My sexual compliance rate is a bit short of 100%, but if I was getting laid regularly and had a permanent residence, a condom subscription service would be worth looking into. Find out if it’s right for you at Jimmy Cap It.

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Title The New Tool That Helps You Wrap It Up
Author Roosh Valizadeh
Date April 6, 2014 6:00 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Blog Return of Kings
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/Return-of-Kings/the-new-tool-that-helps-you-wrap-it-up.21649
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Original Link https://www.returnofkings.com/32861/the-new-tool-that-helps-you-wrap-it-up
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