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Game For Smokers – Post Recycle

The Private Man
October 19, 2012

Game For Smokers – Post Recycle

I am a smoker. [Update – I have pretty much stopped] About a year ago I remembered some funny lines from a comedian regarding smoking. Since then, Iâve been using these canned lines on women which incorporate my filthy habit into a good opening.

This works when I am sitting next to a woman at a bar or in a small group with a target of opportunity. Itâs also excellent practice and a good confidence booster. When Iâm going to go outside for a smoke I get my cigarettes in hand and turn to the woman sitting next to meâ¦

Me: âDo you smoke?â

Her: âNo, thank you.â

Me: âDo you⦠want to learn?â

If youâre going to use these lines, raise your eyebrows and ask completely innocently.  Be sure to pause after you say âDo youâ. That pause is critical because the âwant to learn?â is the punchline and you want to deliver it with the correct timing. She will always laugh and appreciate the humor.

Her: âNo, I really donât smoke.â Sheâs laughing at this point.

Me: âCome on, all the cool kids are doing it.â

Her (laughing still): âNoâ¦â

Me (as Iâm turning to leave): âChickenâ or âWell, itâs always polite to offerâ

Now I go out to smoke. When I return, sheâs usually waiting for me and Iâve opened her for a continuing conversation.

There are a lot of dynamics going on with this very small verbal exchange. I usually come across as funny, confident, and a bit cocky.

On the rare chance she actually does smoke, I invite her out with me where I can continue the chat.

Feel free to use this. Itâs been remarkably successful to start conversations with strangers.

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Title Game For Smokers – Post Recycle
Author The Private Man
Date October 19, 2012 8:28 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Blog The Private Man
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/The-Private-Man/game-for-smokers-postrecycle.26686
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Original Link https://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2012/10/19/game-for-smokers-post-recycle/
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