Not every man is blessed with charisma or good looks. Not every man can learn how to dress well. What if you’re such a man and yet still want to get laid with BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? Such charisma-challenged men in London had an answer: train with Johnny Berba.
It’s a pretty simple chain of reasoning:
1. Berba has poor social skills and dresses badly.
2. Berba gets laid with beautiful women.
3. I have poor social skills and dress badly.
THEREFORE….
4. I should learn the Berba method.
Now, the cynics among you may dispute one of those four premises [1] but let’s say you really really want to believe that charisma-free lunatics can get laid. What if you live in Warsaw? Berba doesn’t coach in Warsaw.
Don’t lose hope! Warsaw has its own Johnny Berba and his name is Mats Wolf. Let’s have a look at his Instagram shall we?
Right then. He describes himself as a dating coach and assures us he helps guys GET LAID with hot girls [2]. He’ll get you 9s and 10s and is so alpha he has an alpha book out [3]. I think it’s fair to say we are in good hands. Okay, let’s find those elusive 9s and 10s…..
Okay, that’s just a weird-looking guy standing by himself and having dinner alone. Just a coincidence, I’m sure of it. Let’s scroll further down and find the tens……
Nope, still just a weird-looking man with a facial expression like he’s just been anally raped by a hairy Turk in the park outside Terasy mall. Wait!!!!! Found one. I found a ten!
Ok, it’s from almost a year ago but not only has he got evidence with a #sexybeauty but she’s famous! It’s Lena Dunham from hit HBO drama Girls. That’s mPUA level celebrity game!
Captured from both angles
Okay, so we’ve confirmed parts 1 & 2 of the Berba Theory, confirming Mats Wolf has poor social skills, dresses badly, and gets laid with beautiful women. I can’t wait to see his mad skills infield. Let’s head on over to his infields channel [4]. I’ll add a commentary, see if we can bring this up to the Daygame Overkill level [5]
0:32 – Very efficient. He manages to get his entire capture phase done in about half a second, before he’s reached her or she’s looked up from her phone. Slick.
0:34 – Rapport laughter. When you’re so alpha you have an alpha male textbook, you have to deliberately add beta behaviours so as not to freak her out by thinking you are too high value
0:40 – Immediately ask questions. Flip the script and MAKE HER DO THE WORK. Why bother stacking when you’re alpha
0:45 – If you like your opener, might as well repeat it for the third time. Perhaps it’s an NLP trick
0:55 – “What are you up to?” is perhaps the most creative mythology you can do. Nice line.
0:57 – Don’t let her answer! Keep her off balance.
1:29 – “Or cosmetics train you?” You sly dog! Slick!
1:44 – Another pattern interrupt. Mats is keeping this girl off balance so she is easy prey to his alpha charm. He deftly avoids all her attempts to fix onto one topic and create a flowing conversation. Alpha.
2:20 – There’s so much sparkle and attraction here, it’s electric. I think I need to have a lie down to recover. Just as well he’s strictly maintaining social politeness range and not touching or there could be a PUSSY EXPLOSION
2:45 – Boyfriend objection brushed aside
2:55 – Friendly coffee. This is the first moment where I think he’s at risk of not anally penetrating her. If he’s not careful, he’ll just end up giving free English lessons.
3:41 – When you are alpha, you can beg for a friendzone coffee in a tiny break in her schedule without losing value
4:08 – “private English teacher for free”. Oh.
4:53 – Okay, he’s explained it is just a subconscious thing girls do and this set is actually really good. Thank god! I knew there was something I was missing. I’d erroneously believed this was just a terrible set with an uninterested girl.
5:28 – “I’ll be her private English teacher. Know what I mean guys?” Huhuhuh, yeah, I see it now. You’re gonna bang this chick.
5:49 – “I have a dog”. Great, I’ll remember that. Nice that he’s giving away such gold for free.
Okay, I’m convinced. Where do I sign up for coaching? Here? Wow, just 1,550 Euros for two days one-on-one coaching. But Mats, before I pull the trigger and take out my credit card I need to know something.
Can you get Same Day Lays? Can you get me to the FBI/KGB Ninja Level of daygame?
You can? You have an SDL on your YouTube channel? Great, lets have a look…..
0:30 – Well, I dare say that’s a very odd open. Almost as if it was set up in advance and he already knew the girl. And then that sudden “I was driven by it in my childhood”…. dunno, that’s a bit off, I think. Or perhaps she’s just crazy. Some girls are crazy. Maybe she just likes him immediately. It does happen.
5:27 – Why don’t we see her face? It suddenly cuts away as she turns. Perhaps she’s a TEN so he doesn’t want us to be jealous.
9:19 – Still can’t see her face. Odd. Some actresses girls don’t want to have their face on YouTube. I’m skipping this now because it’s all music. Do we ever see her face? Seems odd there’s not even a coincidental head turn in the camera’s direction. Perhaps she said “I’ve noticed there’s a little creepy guy following us with a camera, I don’t want to look over that way.”
Why is the audio cut out for the entire idate? He’s mic’d up. What are they talking about? Is this all secret game technique held back for the coaching sessions? Lets see if part two answers our questions.
1:57 – Still can’t see her face and very odd body language. This is a new form of FBI/KGB Ninja game that I’m entirely unfamiliar with. It looks completely non-sexual to me. I guess I lack calibration. It looks like two friends acting out the script of a bounceback.
5:39 – She leans back every time he leans forwards. I guess alphas can do everything wrong and still win
8:37 – She throws her arms up between him and the kiss, as she simply can’t believe she’s so lucky to be seduced.
23:56 – She flinches again on the kiss. Too alpha. So much attraction she must pretend to be unattracted to avoid a PUSSY EXPLOSION
32:26 – He cuts away while they are still both fully clothed and she is uncomfortably being kissed but I HAVE NO DOUBT that this REALLY IS a same day lay. NO DOUBT AT ALL!
I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced this guy is banging 9s and 10s. This is the game you get when you’ve been in the game for five years.
If you want to do game the hard way, and not necessarily gets 9s and 10s consider by textbook Daygame Infinite and my infield instructional video Daygame Overkill. I regret to say the “I have a dog” boyfriend destroyer is not in them.
[1] And perhaps be so cynical as to point out that in over 100 videos on his channel, Berba has never once been seen scoring with a beautiful woman.
[2] Sorry, I meant HOT GIRLS.
[3] But is he as alpha as Alpha Man and BangUp?
[4] He also has a Mad Rants Of Lonely Fruitcake Wandering Lost Around Warsaw playlist but I guess you guys aren’t so interested in the mental game.
[5] Lets at least hope we get above the Stealth Seduction level
