Here’s the complete text chat with Bhodi as we had unrelated first dates in different parts of town with girls we’d number-closed on the weekend.
15:35 Him: First selfie from [recent close].… I’m on with the yank for tonight, no mention of a double date. got butterflies
18:36 Him: what was that brooklyn joke again [his date is from there – I retell the joke over a quick call]
18:55 Him: hows it going with Secret Tits? this bitch just sprung a double date on me 10 mins b4 meet up. v. angry
19:17 Me: My date has at least one more drink. Just keep me up to date
20:07 Me: Attraction done. Intellectual mastery done. Frame controlled. Now I shall lean back, make her chase then cement it with a kiss.
20:22 Him: mine talks a lot
21:00 Me: A bit of trouble now from mine. Prolly shit test. The second bird showed up?
21:07 Me: She refused kiss and said what if I never feel like it. I punished her with bad vibe. Now she’s buying me a drink when I expected her to make excuses and leave. Bitches be crazy.
21:12 Him: could be a meta shit test.
21:13 Him: i got kc at venue 2… heading to hawley arms for 1 then will try xtrct
21:14 Him: asking if her friend can come “for one” to hawley. im going to just forbid it.
21:26 Me: Don’t lose your nerve
22:57 Him: extracting.
23:02 Me: Brass neck it. No fear. No apologies
00:00 Me: Going for shaky extraction. Expect refusal.
00:38 Me: Grrrrr. Had to stop taxi. Sitting outside Great Portland Street eating beef monster munch.
01:50 Me: Extracted….
02:04 Him: BOOM! +1, L-town
03:24 Me: Me too. +1. Good work
14:04 Him: notching american girls is like shooting fish in a barrel.
14:08 Me: but Game doesn’t work on native speakers…..
18:41 Me: knobbed my German in the Charing Cross Hotel toilets. Decent 24 hours.
18:42 Him: lol. i’m exhausted but it’s glorious
