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Sounds like she squeaked one past him.

Dalrock
August 22, 2018

Huffington Post had an article last week about Amy Schumer’s 6 month wedding anniversary: Amy Schumer Celebrates Marriage Milestone With A Fart Joke, Of Course

“Married 6 months today,” she wrote on Instagram Monday. “I love you more every day. sorry my fart woke us up this morning.”

Farts are an odd obsession with ugly feminists*, so at first whiff you might think this is business as usual for Amy Schumer.  However, it seems that in this case it might be a sign of alpha widowhood. The Huffington Post article closes with a strikingly similar quote from Schumer, but regarding a different man and with the roles reversed:

Prior to marrying Fischer, Schumer dated furniture designer Ben Hanisch for nearly two years.

“We went out with a couple who had been together a long time, we were trying to rush the intimacy,” she said at a charity show in New York in June. “Like I was trying to impress the girl and I was like, ‘Well, he woke me up this morning with a fart!’ And he just slowly turned to me and he goes, ‘Are we doing this?’”

In the E News story on Schumer’s wedding, much of the article focused on Hanisch, the one that got away:

Her reluctance to share more excitement about finding love again prior to saying “I do” was a lingering effect from her breakup with Ben Hanisch less than a year ago…

[In July of 2016] she admitted to having a little more anxiety about the whole thing. “Being in love [with Hanisch] is the scariest thing in the world,” she said. “You want to f–king cry and scream. I can’t handle it. Every time we say good-bye, I think, ‘This will have been a nice last week together.’ Or I tell myself nothing is real and he’s going to leave me and tell me he never loved me. I feel so bad for him. How exhausting it must be dating me.”

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Title Sounds like she squeaked one past him.
Author Dalrock
Date August 22, 2018 8:12 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Blog Dalrock
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/Dalrock/sounds-like-she-squeaked-one-pasthim.6992
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