I'll just be going to church, smoking cigars with friends, hiking a new hike, chatting with my grandma, or wrestling with my nieces instead. Maybe Ms. Larson can open her mouth more and cost Marvel a couple more million.
Still, no matter how it does, you can rely on the media to say it's a "record opening" using some obscure one-off statistic or another.
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