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Fanged Female Condom Fun!

Dalrock
June 25, 2010

Who doesn’t enjoy a good fanged female condom joke?  If the answer is you, you might want to skip this post.  If you aren’t familiar with Fanged Female Condoms, they are a product who’s good intentions are only exceeded by their impracticality.

On Citizen Renegade’s thread on Fanged Female Condoms, Gorbachev started some wordplay in the comments section, and I took up the bait.  If you read through the entire post and decide the whole thing just isn’t funny, please post a comment and I’ll see what I can do about refunding your 5 minutes (no guarantees).

Gorbachev:

Another way to be hooked on poon.

Gorbachev:

So I can see how this condom can be a good idea.The argument has a lot of valid points.

Gorbachev:

It’s a very sharply argued series of points, this argument for spearheading an anti-rape condoms. Withdrawal from the debate could be difficult once debate is entered, though.

BTW, This is going to go on for a while.

Dalrock:

Gorbachev

Penetrating insight. I suspect we will be trading barbs for some time on this. You should brace yourself for some stiff opposition. Are you up for it?

Gorbachev:

I don’t know if I want to poke into the patch stinging nettles this gaping maw of debate represents. You never know what well-aimed dart might pierce your pride and scar the tender flesh of upright thinking.
Talk about nature savage in tooth and claw, indeed. It might require me to balance my thoughts on a knife edge, as we often are forced to do by the push and pull of regular debate.

But I get your point.

Dalrock:

I get the thrust of your reasoning but I think you have become trapped in a circular argument. One must act carefully if you wish to successfully extract yourself from such a prickly predicament. Stay sharp man!

Gorbachev:

I don’t know if I can take any more of your biting commentary. All of these cutting remarks are beginning to sink their teeth.

Dalrock:

I knew it! Having been caught by your own rigid thinking, you now want to shrink away from the debate.

Gorbachev:

I think it’s time to retreat. To sheathe the sword and clothe the tenets of this debate in more gentle terms.

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Title Fanged Female Condom Fun!
Author Dalrock
Date June 25, 2010 7:18 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Blog Dalrock
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/Dalrock/fanged-female-condomfun.12479
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Original Link https://dalrock.wordpress.com/2010/06/25/fanged-female-condom-fun/
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