~ archived since 2018 ~

Have You Ever Beat Up A Girlfriend? Cause, Uh, I Have

November 4, 2010

I was reading an article in Psychiatric News the other day, and my wife asked me why I was laughing so hard.  It was a really funny piece full of stories of women who didn’t fight back when they were beat up by their husbands and boyfriends.  Once I was done laughing I thought to myself:

Good times…  Good times!

Pieces like this just bring back such great memories for me.  Like the time I went nuts on a girlfriend and started violently shoving her.  Another time I overheard a girlfriend on the phone and it sounded like she was flirting with another guy, so I slapped the phone out of her hands and hit her in the face and in the neck.

I know, I should have warned you this would be such a funny post.  But no, I’m not buying you a new keyboard if you just spit your drink all over it!

All of this got me thinking I’ll bet my friends have some great stories too.  The first guy I called had a story so funny I was curled up on the floor holding my stomach I was laughing so hard.  He slapped a girl when she told him she thought she had breast cancer!

Another friend punched a chick in the face and broke her glasses.

Let’s just say that it’d be wise to never ever f*ck with us.

Edit Nov 10: For the satire impaired, this post is a mirror with genders switched of a post celebrating domestic violence committed by the members of the feminist blog Jezebel.

TheRedArchive is an archive of Red Pill content, including various subreddits and blogs. This post has been archived from the blog Dalrock.

Dalrock archive

Download the post

Want to save the post for offline use on your device? Choose one of the download options below:

Post Information
Title Have You Ever Beat Up A Girlfriend? Cause, Uh, I Have
Author Dalrock
Date November 4, 2010 1:15 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Blog Dalrock
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/Dalrock/have-you-ever-beat-up-a-girlfriend-cause-uh-ihave.12402
Original Link https://dalrock.wordpress.com/2010/11/04/have-you-ever-beat-up-a-girlfriend-cause-uh-i-have/
Red Pill terms in post
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

© TheRedArchive 2022. All rights reserved.
created by /u/dream-hunter