Anonymous (choose a handle you lazy bum) lists the stringent copulation criteria that would need to be met for a woman (or her hamster) to admit that the sex she was having “counts”.
Unless a girl has:
1. vaginal intercourse
2. with a guy
3. multiple times
4. over multiple days
a. that are not in a row
b. but are not separated by more than a month from each other
5. in her region of residence in her home country,
6. not during spring break or another vacation
7. while sober from alcohol and drugs, including legal prescriptions
“it doesn’t count”.
General Social Survey data experts are baffled that the face-to-face questioning the GSS utilizes yields inaccurate results about women’s sexual habits.
Maxim #101: The sluttier the girl, the more noticeably pregnant she’ll need to be before she admits to having had sex that “counts”.
Corollary to Maxim #101: Even then…. “Oh, it’s the way the shirt fits.”
