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Andy Orders Italian from OkCupid [Storytime with Andy]

August 25, 2020
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Here’s a story from a few years ago of an Italian girl I met on OkCupid, who ended up being a longterm fuckbuddy and a friend.

The story was originally posted on the Good Looking Loser Forums way back in Dec 2017. As always, any parts in blue are direct quotes from the old post I initially wrote.

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Got laid.

Italian chick from okcupid. Was EASY MODE. She invited me to a bar, we’re both super touchy-feely from the start. She was VERY flirty and made it obvious she was into me from the moment we sat down – leaning in close, touching my legs, holding my hand, etc. Happy to make out with me. We hung out for 45min, then I invited her back to mine.

We fucked from 11pm til 5am, holy fuck. She was insatiable, she kept seducing me and wanting to fuck again and again. Good fun.

Super chilled girl, very easy to talk to about sex, non-monogamy, etc. She’ll make a good fuckbuddy. Gives AMAZING head.

Some selfies she showed me from when she did some amateur modelling (she’s on an amateur porn site – hence the watermark).

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And check out this shit she drew on my leg while I was getting some work done. I was just typing away on the computer and she told me she was drawing artwork on my leg, so I just let her do that as long as she wasn’t too distracting.

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I didn’t even realise what she was writing until it was almost completely done. It made me crack the hell up. She’s pretty hilarious – tells a tonne of jokes, fiercely intelligent and very witty. I think she’s destined for great things, she’s got a hell of a lot of potential.

Also got a few more dates lined up from tinder/okcupid. I dunno why I stopped doing online dating. Its so fucking easy to get laid.

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This is a great example of when a girl wants to fuck you, she’ll make it easy for you. She literally invited me to the bar, flirted like hell with me the entire time, we kissed, went back to mine and fucked.

I didn’t mention it in the original story, but she was very sensual during sex – I’m talking some Tantric stuff. She used to cover herself in oil, lie on top of me and grind her body against me, making out passionately and moaning in my ear, talking incredibly dirty. She had this very seductive, very sultry sexy Italian accent and she knew exactly what to say to drive me wild.

She was very affectionate and intimate during sex, as well as being very sensual – she’d rub me all over, kiss every inch of me with her lips, all while one of her hands was between her legs, gently rubbing her clit.

Out of the bedroom she was also a pretty cool, very sweet and caring person – she made a great fuckbuddy. As I touched on above, she was incredibly intelligent – one of the smartest girls I’ve ever been with. Conversations were always deep and very stimulating; absolutely no shallow smalltalk.

We saw each other for almost a year, until she sadly had to leave the country. We actually stayed in touch for a couple of years afterwards (something I pretty much never do with girls). We’d shoot each other a text once every couple of weeks to let each other know what we were up to, what our lives were like, and occasionally send some nude photos or get off over video call. She became a pretty good long-distance friend.

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Title Andy Orders Italian from OkCupid [Storytime with Andy]
Author Andy
Date August 25, 2020 2:46 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Blog Kill Your Inner Loser
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