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Thereâ€™s heaps of â€śgetting laid adviceâ€ť on the internet from guys who arenâ€™t actually getting laid all that much. They talk the talk, they tell you exactly what you should and shouldnâ€™t be doing, spit â€śbroscienceâ€ť at you â€“ but you have no idea if they walk the walk and actually take action on their own advice.
That same concept applies to a tonne of sites on the internet â€“ blogs people write, â€śexpertâ€ť articles people post, random comments people make on Youtube. Theyâ€™ll talk as if theyâ€™re an expert â€“ and they might well be â€“ but they donâ€™t provide any proof of their expertise. Youâ€™re being expected to blindly trust that the personâ€™s advice comes from actual experience and isnâ€™t just them parroting something they read on a random website somewhere.
You often donâ€™t even know what the person giving the advice looks like, or if they have their shit together in any meaningful way. You have no way of knowing if itâ€™s a successful 30yo guy who actually knows what heâ€™s doingâ€¦ Or a 15yo kid at home banging away on the keyboard who hasnâ€™t followed a single piece of the â€śexpertâ€ť advice he dishes out.
Browse the net, and youâ€™ll see dieting/exercise articles from women with no pics of themselves anywhere on the site â€“ you have no way of knowing sheâ€™s not a 200kg â€ścurvyâ€ť woman whoâ€™s never followed a meal plan in her life. Pickup Artists charge $1,000/hr with no actual proof they stick their penis inside a vagina. Thereâ€™s â€śget rich quickâ€ť advice from people who havenâ€™t shown you a screenshot of their bank account. Business advice from people who havenâ€™t given details of any businesses theyâ€™ve actually started and made successful.
The internet is full of unverified experts.
If a guy is talking about getting laid, â€śproofâ€ť means actual photos/videos of him with girls heâ€™s met or screenshots of girls heâ€™s dated/had sex with â€“ not just long unverifiable stories posted on a forum.
And if you yourself have just gotten laid, youâ€™ll massively benefit from showing off your own proof pictures (ask permission/consent first, obviously). Doing so will force you to take getting laid much more seriously, and youâ€™ll be more â€śall-inâ€ť â€“ resulting in you getting laid much more. My lays absolutely skyrocketed when I decided to take myself and my sex life seriously by posting actual proof I was getting laid. As I said here, itâ€™s impossible to get laid a tonne (100+ lays) without going all-in.
Getting laid is something you should be proud of â€“ something you should brag about. Posting proof pics is your chance to show off and say, â€śLook what I achieved!â€ť
All of this applies to me too â€“ sure, I coach guys about sex, 3somes, relationships, honesty, gym, fat loss, BDSM, Tinder, style, etcâ€¦ But do I have proof I get laid?
My Rough Numbers
My rough lay count (as of 2020):
- 150+ online lays (Tinder, Hinge, OkCupid, Craigslist, POF, Bumble, etc). This has been the vast majority of my lays and itâ€™s the method Iâ€™m best at â€“ particularly Tinder/Hinge. Yeah itâ€™s a high number, but Iâ€™m in my 30â€™s â€“ Iâ€™ve had plenty of time to rack up the sexcapades. Full disclosure: A huge number of my early lays were overweight/not-super-attractive girls (I started out obese myself and they were the only girls I could get). Nothing against any of them; they were pretty much all cool chicks & good people. Since about 2017 onwards, the girls have been actually cute/hot, as you can see in the photos across my site.
- Threesomes with 25 different girls (with many more repeat 3somes with the same girls). Iâ€™ve written about a few of them here.
- A foursome (MFFF) â€“ I wrote about it here.
- Iâ€™ve been in a relationship for a few years with my girlfriend Imogen â€“ sheâ€™s a truly kickass human being. Sheâ€™s 21 (we met when she was 18), bisexual & seeks out other girls from her own Tinder/Hinge/etc for us to play with together, and I also bang new girls from my own Tinder. We adore the shit out of each other & constantly push one another to absolutely crush our goals. I love her to bits. She even writes for my site sometimes.
- 9 cold approach lays (walking up to girls during the day on the street/shopping centres/etc and saying â€śHey, youâ€™re hot and I had to say hi. Iâ€™m Andyâ€ť then talking for a bit and asking for a number). Havenâ€™t done as much of this â€“ partly because I get laid so easily on Tinder/online dating.
- Tonnes of BDSM sex â€“ toys, whips, roleplays, the whole 50 shades of grey.
- A myriad of interesting adventures (details below) â€“ Iâ€™ve had 3somes, been with a few strippers, had sex in public many many times, gotten into BDSM, met some crazies, had sex with a tonne of girls within 30 minutes of meeting them, taught a few virgin girls BDSM. Best of all, Iâ€™ve met some really awesome girls whoâ€™ve changed me for the better.
My Current Tinder Profile (Including BDSM)
Hereâ€™s the Tinder Profile Iâ€™m currently using, including explanations of what I text girls, how I structure my dates, etc.
Hereâ€™s my comprehensive guide to How to Get Laid on Tinder, so you can follow in my footsteps.
Why have I chosen to put all this up on the interwebs, where I can be (and am) judged for it? I pride myself on honesty and seeking the truth; I want my site to break down the bullshit & just be real with people. Could you really trust someone who espoused those values if they werenâ€™t a completely open book?
Every single nude photo on this page & in every other article on my site are photos Iâ€™ve taken together with the girls I date/sleep with.
Iâ€™ll make this abundantly clear: I ask permission before ever sharing any nude pics of anyone; you should ALWAYS do the same. Read my guide on taking nude pics of girls you sleep with. Just throw out a casual, â€śYo, mind if I show your body off to my mates?â€ť If you ask, most girls are fine with it.
I also make sure to remove all identifying information from all pics/screenshots; names, faces, locations, phone numbers, I Photoshop out tattoos and birthmarks, as well as anything else that could be used to identify someone. You should always do the same. (In some cases I specifically ask a girl if sheâ€™s happy for me to show her face (without blurring it out) here on my site; some girls are totally cool with it and donâ€™t care at all.)
Generally speaking, most girls donâ€™t mind you sharing their photos as long you block out their face completely and any other identifiable information so nobody can tell itâ€™s them. That way it just looks like a nude photo of some random person, rather than her. I always show the photo to them before I upload it to make sure they definitely approve. In short, donâ€™t be a dick.
A Few Fun Stories from Girls Iâ€™ve Met
I havenâ€™t written a story about every single time Iâ€™ve gotten laid; just the ones that have been the most interesting. Most of these are from about 2017 to the present day.
Important: Bare in mind a couple of the below stories are from several years ago; Iâ€™ve changed a hell of a lot since then â€“ especially my mindset on women & people in general. I cringe when I read how immature â€“ and at times downright mean & bitter â€“ I was back then, but my past is an important part of my evolution so itâ€™s important I show it to you. I go into great detail about how my mindset has changed in â€śYou and Meâ€ť.
(Some of these links will require you to make a free account on GoodLookingLoser.com in order to view):
- 5 3somes in 4 Weeks
- Andy has a 4some (MFFF)
- Andy & his GF Bang a 6ft1 Giant
- Andyâ€™s Girlfriend Takes a Girlâ€™s Virginity
- Andy Talks Dirty & Has a Girl Take the Lead
- Andy Bangs Miss Giggles + Bonus 3some
- Andy & Immy Have their 4th 3some in 3 Weeks
- Andy Bangs a Canadian Super-hottie & Keeps an Open Mind
- Andy Bangs a Double-Dater, and Why You Should Lose Fat + Bonus 3some
- Andy Fucks a Girl in an Alleyway then Immediately Shags a Ginger Goddess
- Andy Does the Funny Business with a Kinky Daddyâ€™s Girl
- Andy and a Ginger Flood His Bed (More of her and I together here and here and here)
- Andyâ€™s Epiphany about Not Going All-in with Getting Laid, & the Office Toilet Rendezvous
- Andy Bones a Girl He Literally Just Met
- Andy Boinks 4 New Girls in 3 days (Including a Lesbian)
- Andy Fucks a Clown, Meets Woody Allen, and has a 3some
- Andy Bangs 3 New Girls in 10 Hours
- Andy Suggests BDSM to a Virgin
- Andy & his GF Play with a Stripper
- Andyâ€™s Craziest Story of All Time (Podcast Episode)
- Andy is Spellbound by a Witch
- Andy & His Girlfriend Bang a Lesbian Virgin
- Easy Free Sex Delivered Straight to Your Couch! (Podcast Episode)
- Andy Makes a Moaner Moan & Realises He No Longer Wants Meaningless Sex
- The Bridge is Green So We Have a 3some
- Andy Gets Wild in a Park and then a Public Toilet
- Andy Orders Italian from OkCupid
- Andy Bludgeons the Flaps of a Daddyâ€™s Girl
- Andy Dishes Out a Facial
- Andy & Imogen Donâ€™t Pressure a Virgin
- Andy Meets a Ghost
- Andy Has a 3some & a New Lease on Life (Podcast Episode with my Girlfriend)
- Andy Ties Up the Tiniest Girl Ever
- Andy Messes Up Some Titties
- Andy Belts a Koreanâ€™s Ass
- Andy Donates an Orgasm to a Shy Asian Powerlifter
- Andy Ruins a Hippyâ€™s Ass
- Andy Plays with a Prostituteâ€™s Tits in Public
- Andy Does Depraved Stuff to Girls, and Also Mentors Them
- Andy has his First 3some (with a Virgin & her Best Friend)
- Another 3some with a Virgin
- Yet ANOTHER 3some with a Virginâ€¦
- Andy Meets Another Circus Performer
- Andy Buttplugs a Girl in Public & Realises Hinge is Awesome
- Andy Nuts in the Gut of a Big-Tittied 18yo (& Runs into Her a Year Later)
- Andy Blesses the Rains Down in Africa (& Thoughts on Open Relationships)
- Andy has a 3some with Woody Allen Girl + Dungeons and Dragons Girl (more details here)
- Andy Has some Afternoon Delight with a Big-Tittied Blonde
- Andy Bleeds for a Rocker Girl
- Any Doesnâ€™t Really Want This Lay
- Andy Hooks Up with a Long Lost Fuckbuddy (proof is here and more about her here).
- Andy Ties Up a Shy Asian
- The Girl who Knew Nothing About Sex
- Andy Has to Work Hard for a Lay (more about her here)
- Andy Finds Another Woman whoâ€™s Never Masturbated
- Andy Belly-bumps a Crack Whore
- Andy gets into a 3some with a Sunflower
- Andy Half-Cums in a Park
- Andy Plays with a 6ft German
- Andy First Starts Screening for BDSM
- Andy gives a Good Looking Loser the Good Dick
- Andy has fun with a Virgin Vietnamese Girl
- Andy Enters Mauritius
- Andy Runs Away Mid-Sex
- Andy Dodges Herpes
- Andy Cave-dives a Stripperâ€™s Ass & Fingers a Chubby Virgin
- Andy & his GF Touch a Virginâ€™s Tits in Public
- The Time a Crazy Japanese Mistress Tried to Use My Cum for Evil
- Andy Lays the Woman in the Red Dress
- Andy Gets it on with a Cool, Chinese Virgin
- Andy Bangs a Pregnant Girl & a Submissive Girl
- Andy Goes Wild on an 18yo Nympho
- Andy Goes all the Way with a Super Sexual Girl from Craigslist
- Andy Engages in a 3some with a Personal Trainer
- Andy gets Excited over His First Approach Lay
- Andy Regrets Compromising his Principles
- Andy gives a Pickling to a Chubby but Sweet Girl
- Andy Bangs 5 girls from Hinge in 14 days
- Andy Gets Kinky
- Andy Pile-drives a Cheerleader
- Andy Bangs a Chubby Girl
I Wasnâ€™t Always a Guy Who Got Laidâ€¦
â€¦In fact I started out a lonely, fat, depressed loser. I go into lots of detail about my transformation journey from zero to hero here. You can do the exact same thing â€“ go start with my Tinder guide and do exactly what Iâ€™ve done.
I started out suicidal, obese, depressed, with absolutely no hope for redemption â€“ I really felt like a lost cause. Seriously, read through this and youâ€™ll see how bad my life was when I first started out.
I never in a billion years thought I could do any of the stuff Iâ€™ve done. If you read through the first 30 or so pages of the detailed log I kept when I first started trying to get laid, I was scared, timid, depressed and had the worst self-esteem ever. Most weeks I stayed inside my apartment and never left â€“ at least 3 out of every 7 days Iâ€™d just drink and watch porn and stay home and cry about how much I hated my life, hated women, hated myself. I had to FORCE myself to leave the house and hit on one girl a day just to convince myself I even deserved to TRY and get laid.
To go from that to a guy who regularly has 3somes without having to try, has a cute, ambitious and intelligent girlfriend who adores him, is getting paid for his getting laid advice and actually has some confidence and self-love still feels surreal sometimes.
Life is fucking awesome â€“ I get to explore BDSM and kinky sex, my girlfriend and I share plenty of girls in 3somes together (she even brings in extra girls from her own Tinder account) and I have a complete abundance of sex â€“ more than I could ever need.
I will repeat this until the day I die: If I can change, anyone can. I was a total zero, and now Iâ€™m at a point where Iâ€™m really damn happy with my life â€“ I love being alive. I absolutely killed my inner loser, and you sure as hell can too.
Proof of Other Things I Give Advice On
- I give Tinder advice; hereâ€™s my Tinder guide (with lots of proof).
- I give weight loss advice; hereâ€™s my proof.
- I give workout/strength advice; hereâ€™s my proof (and here).
- I give 3some advice; hereâ€™s my proof.
- I give BDSM/kinky sex advice; hereâ€™s my proof.
- I give advice on overcoming aproach anxiety about talking to girls; proof is here.
- I give self-improvement/beating depression/making friends advice; hereâ€™s my proof.
- I give photography advice; proof Iâ€™m a professional photographer is here.
- I give advice on erectile dysfunction; something Iâ€™ve dealt with and talk about here.
- If thereâ€™s anything else I talk about that youâ€™d like to see some proof of, comment below or email and Iâ€™ll gladly do so. Ask and you shall receive.
Always ask for proof before you believe some random â€śexpertâ€ť on the internet. Itâ€™s one thing to pass yourself off as Mr Knowledgeable; itâ€™s another thing to have the actual lived experience.
Ask for proof before swallowing someoneâ€™s advice, and in the absence of it, take everything they say with a grain of salt.
Youâ€™ve seen my proof. And I started off as the most timid, shy, loser ever â€“ so if I can have success, you sure as hell can too. Start with my in-depth Tinder and Self-Improvement Guide; I cover every single step of improving yourself, meeting women, getting laid, and dating them afterwards.
No matter where youâ€™re starting from (even if youâ€™re literally a virgin), you can turn it around.
I have faith in you.