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This is a story I originally posted back in April 2019, on the Good Looking Loser Forums. Iâ€™m posting it here to archive it; eventual goal is to archive all of my lay stories.
Again, I leave these stories unedited. Usual caveat applies: My mindset on women has changed a lot in the last couple of years; I used to be pretty combative & sometimes kinda crass. So if some of the below doesnâ€™t sound like â€śmeâ€ť, thatâ€™s why. As always, any parts in blue are direct quotes from the old post I initially wrote.
Fucking FINALLY, boys.Â Just got my first â€śinsta bangâ€ť from cold approachÂ â€“ banged a girl within an hour of meeting her on the street. (Iâ€™ve banged plenty of girls that quickly from Tinder, butÂ neverÂ cold approach.)
Iâ€™m so fucking happy because I was having a legitimately TERRIBLE fucking day. I had no energy from lack of sleep, working too hard, and killing myself at the gym, so I just kind of walked around for 5 hours with the intention to hit on girlsâ€¦ but not having the energy to hit on a single one. Literally 5 hours of walking around, but feeling like I â€ścouldnâ€™t be botheredâ€ť hitting on any girls. Must have walked past 200 cute chicks I could have hit on.
Eventually got frustrated and said â€śStop being a fucking bitch and just talk to some girls. I want to get laid, Iâ€™m going to get laid, letâ€™s do this.â€ť Hit on 4, got 2 numbers. Then see this super hot chick in a tight dress wearing no bra, tonnes of makeup, and Iâ€™m instantly turned on. â€śYo, youâ€™re hot and I had to say hi. Are you single?â€ť Yes she is, ask what sheâ€™s up to and she says no plans so we walk to a park and hangout for a bit. Sheâ€™s super chatty, decent to hangout with, and obviously super hot. I say to her â€śYouâ€™re really fucking hotâ€ť, she blushes, then I kiss her and play with her tits a bit.
Her friends text her to come hang out with them, I tell her to come hang out at mine for a bit first, she says sure. Get to my place and just insta bang â€“ like, the millisecond we get in the door. Really good sex too â€“ choked her, slapped her face (she went nuts), pulled hair, fingered her ass, made her squirt, etc.
Hereâ€™s her tits (she doesnâ€™t care if people see this pic; I literally said â€śIâ€™m gonna show my mates thisâ€ť and she giggled & seemed to be turned on by the idea):
Main reason Iâ€™m so fucking happy is I was having a legitimately shit day, and I told myself I was going to shut up and get laid â€“ and I went out and did it.
Iâ€™ve uninstalled Tinder and will be focusing on cold approachingÂ â€“ I feel like itâ€™s a weakness of mine. I feel very weird giving guys advice, being a moderator on here, having my own blog, and having guys pay me for coachingâ€¦ when Iâ€™ve only banged 9 girls from cold approach. Yes Iâ€™ve banged 100+ girls online, but in my mind that â€śdoesnâ€™t countâ€ť because it was â€śeasyâ€ť. I feel like Iâ€™m â€śnot really an experienced guyâ€ť. I know thatâ€™s a textbook example of theÂ Dunning-Krugar EffectÂ . I know Iâ€™m my own worst critic. I have placed my penis inside more than 100 female human beings (I lost count ages ago), Iâ€™ve had 6 threesomes with new girls each time, Iâ€™ve tried every sexual fetish under the sunâ€¦ all of which Iâ€™m aware puts me in the upper echelons of even the guys on GLL. But I still feel like â€śIâ€™m not the real dealâ€ť until I bang a lot from cold approach too.
So I want to hit 10 cold approach lays, then set the next goal (probably 30 cold approach lays). Once Iâ€™ve done that, Iâ€™ll call myself a â€śgetting laid expertâ€ť. Right now Iâ€™m only the â€śonline expertâ€ť, and I donâ€™t feel thatâ€™s good enough.
Iâ€™m better than that.
Hah, so much for, â€śIâ€™m not going to focus on Tinder.â€ť I later reinstalled it and went on to have a tonne more lays, eventually writing my 130,000-word Tinder Guide.
I will at some point go back to cold approaching girls on the street â€“ I miss it sometimes. Itâ€™s not like I need it though; Tinder keeps my dick pretty busy these days.