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Gather round, kiddies! Time for another edition of Storytime with Andy. This time weāre going back to late 2018 to reminisce about an alleyway rendezvous ā and more importantly ā a ginger who descended from the heavens.
This story was originally posted on the Good Looking Loser Forums back in Dec 2018. As always, any parts in blue are direct quotes from the old post I initially wrote.
YEAH BOYS!!!!!!! Last night I banged 2 girls in a row, one after the other in the space of 1 hr LOL.
Ok so this girl was chubby but horny as fuckkkk. I have a mate staying with me for a few weeks, and didnāt wanna shag a girl at my place. Met her, grabbed her hand and walked around for 5 minutes til I found an alleyway.
Sex wasnāt great but I was ultra horny (havenāt jacked off for a week, more on that later). I didnāt cum (was hard to fuck her in the alleyway we were in). Was good fun anyway.
I walked her back to her hostel, and then as I was walking home, I started messaging a really cute ginger girl on Tinder. She had this profile picture of her with really long ginger hair, standing with the sun behind her coming through her hair ā made her look like a goddess or some shit. So Iāll call her Ginger Goddess from now on.
So like I said I was messaging this ginger girl while walking home from the alleyway Iād just banged the previous girl in. This ginger girl said she was currently in a bar and tipsy, so I suggested Iād come and meet her. There was a bit of miscommunication though ā I thought she wanted me to have a drink with her + her friends, and since it was basically 1am at this point and I was almost home, I really couldnāt be bothered going back out to hangout with a girl + her 2 friends ā I wasnāt really feeling that sociable.
But she made it clear we wouldnāt hangout with them ā they were kinda just babysitting her from a distance. So I agreed to meet her. Conversation:
So I meet her in the bar and I literally lose my fucking breath. This girl was WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY hotter than her pics. Like sheās a 6 in her pics ā cute at best. In person sheās justĀ mindblowing.Ā She has this totally innocent, shy, adorable vibe ā sheās the most innocent and feminine girl Iāve ever met. She has these big green eyes and she kept looking at me and smiling and my heart would skip a fucking beat. She has long red hair all the way down to her butt, her tits are HUGE (like E cups) and sheās tiny and petite. She weighs 45kg (100lbs). She has these cute little freckles on her cheeks. Sheās *by far* one of the hottest girls Iāve banged.
But the hottest part isĀ she doesnāt even know sheās hot.Ā She just got out of a 4-year relationship; it was her first relationship and itās the only guy sheās ever fucked. So she has no idea how to flirt and she finds it so novel that any guy would find her attractive.
I grab her hand, lead her to a table and we sit down together. She looks at me with those big green eyes and I fucking melt, and have this huge goofy grin on my face. Sheās smiling nonstop at me, and not saying anything, and every few seconds she looks down at the ground shyly, then looks back up at me to see if Iām still grinning at her, then back down at the ground. Itās like a highschooler grinning shyly at the floor when their crush is near them.
We talk for a second then I lean over and kiss her, wrapping my hand around her throat and squeezing roughly, and she melts. I pull her hair a little and sheās totally into it. After a few minutes of making out I try talking to her again but she canāt stop smiling, and can barely say anything other than a few words, while staring at the floor, still smiling. I tell her to come for a walk with me, she says āWhat about my friends?ā I tell her to text them ābrbā so she does.
We go outside, I take her to some steps and get her to sit on my lap. We make out some more, I play with her tits,choke her a bit more and say āWanna come back to mine?ā
Then it begins. She says āI want to so badly, but I canātā¦ Iām not supposed to do this, I shouldnāt be doing this.ā After she says it, she looks up at me with those big eyes and looks sad, like she wants me to tell her to just do it. Turns out because she hasnāt banged anyone else but her ex, sheās built sex up to be some big important meaningful thing. She doesnāt want to be a slut, doesnāt want to do something sheāll regret, blah blah blah.
I tell her āI donāt mind what you do, doesnāt bother me. Youāre hot and I want to fuck you, but if youāre not up for it, I donāt care. Iāll walk you back to the bar and we can hang another time, itās all good.ā But then she looks at me with a sad look in her eyes,Ā literally pleading with me to make the decision for her.Ā She keeps repeating, āI want toā¦ but Iām not allowed toā¦ itās wrongā¦ā etc.
Eventually I just say, āOk. You want me to make the decision for you, so hereās what weāll do. Iāll walk you to my apartment, weāll stand outside and you can decide if you want to come up. Doesnāt bother me if you do or donāt.ā
Give her a piggyback back to mine. When weāre standing outside my apartment she looks at me expectantly, so I invite her up and she follows me. We go to my room. (I feel bad for my mate whoās staying over, because we kept him up all nightā¦)
In bed sheās INSANELY passionate and into it, and I have to keep covering her mouth because sheās making too much noise and my poor fucking mate is trying to sleep in the room next door. Her tits are to die for, holy fuck she is hot. Her pussy has this little ginger fuzz all over it, itās so insanely sexy. Sheās thin and petite with a cute little ass, and every time I squeeze her or choke her she lets out this little squeak, itās so hot.
I finger her, she plays with my dick, we tease each other for like an hour, itās good fun. I ask her a few times if she wants to fuck, she says no each time because āIām not ready, Iām sorry. This is a big step for me.ā
Iām not really fussed if we have sex or not ā sheās just fun to make out with, and I already got laid that night (and have more than enough girls in my life anyway). I tell her we can fool around a bit and then sleep, but she says in a sad voice, āBut I really want toā¦ā
I say āOk, again you want me to make this decision for you.ā I put on a condom, hold my dick near her pussy and make out with her. I whisper, āDo you want this or not?ā She starts crying softly and says, āIām so sorry, I thought I was ready but Iām not.ā She keeps saying sorry over and over again, itās actually fucking adorable and I try not to laugh lol. I whisper, āHaha you retard, why the hell are you sorry?ā
āI know Iām being irrational and silly and making a big deal out of nothing and Iām disappointing youā
āYeah I know, Iām so disappointed Iām literally gonna cut my wrists because I didnāt get some pussy.ā
She laughs, we cuddle for a bit and fool around some more. 5 minutes later weāre grinding (condom is still on) and she says āI really want this.ā Dick goes in and boom goes the dynamite.
Sex was INSAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEE. We fucked from 2am to 5.30am. Tried so hard not to make too much noise (because of my mate sleeping!) and we had to be gentle to not make too much noise, but it was one of the best lays of my life. Sheās so insanely passionate, and innocent, and shy, all at the same time. Her body is so sensitive, her pussy tastes amazing, her tits are HUUUUGE and she just feels so damn good to be inside of. I had to fuck her with a pillow on her head for a lot of it, she was being too noisy LOL. No matter what I did she wouldnāt be quiet ā drunk bitches be loud bitches. I fingered her ass a bit and tried anal, but it was too tight for her. Had to take like 20 breaks so I wouldnāt cum, because I didnāt want it to ever end.
Finally she gets really close to my ear and out of nowhere says, āCum.ā Holy fuck that was the hottest thing ever, and I fucking lost it. I immediately pull out, take off the condom and BLAST her face, drenching her entirely, splashing onto the bed and shit lol. I should add Iāve been doing nofap, and this is the first time in my entire life Iāve gone more than 1 day without cumming. I normally barely cum AT ALL, itās literally like 5 drops dribbling out. I actually shocked myself ā this was literally like a water pistol like you see in porn. I didnāt even know my body was capable of that. Iāve never looking at porn again (serious).
She started moaning really hard from that which turned me on, so I immediately put on another condom and started fucking her, with her face and tits covered in cum. Jesus that was so hot I pulled out and jerked off on her tits and came again, like immediately. FUCKKKKKKK. The whole time Iām trying so hard to be quiet for my poor mate next door, but canāt help myself.
We cuddled for a bit, then she got an uber home. In case you canāt tell, IāmĀ reallyĀ into this girl. Holy shit. My dick is hard just thinking about her right now. Sheās like crack cocaine.
After she leaves, I realise I donāt even have her number, so I text:
As you can tell from the original story, I was pretty god damn into Ginger Goddess.
The next day I sheepishly asked my mate if he heard anything last night, and he says, āYeah, I couldnāt sleep the whole time.ā Iām red in the face (I never have sex with other people in the same house), and apologise. I brought him back a couple of expensive, exotic beers that night by way of an apology.
I didnāt see alleyway girl again ā it was fun, but I wasnāt super into her.
Ginger Goddess I saw for a few months after. She was super inexperienced ā sheād had a long-term boyfriend for many years, but had never been with anyone else. She was incredibly keen to explore what it was like to have sex with other people, to try new things, explore toys, fantasies, kinks, etc ā having sex with me really opened up Pandoraās Box for her.
Sheās turned out to be a fucking sweetheart. I liked her a tonne. I later asked her:
āEver fooled around with another girl, or thought about it?ā
To which she said, āI kissed a girl while drunk once, but Iād really like to do moreā¦.ā Which leads to the next part of this saga ā the 3some with her and another girl I was seeing. I posted the following story on the Good Looking Loser forums a few weeks later.
As you read it, keep in mind āWoody Allenā was the nickname I gave my girlfriend before she actually became my girlfriend ā she started out really neurotic when I met her. Over time as she worked on herself and became more confident and self-assured, she became less and less neurotic, and the name Woody Allen made less and less sense. I havenāt called her that in about a year now.
So as youāre reading the following story, any time I mention Woody Allen, Iām referring to my girlfriend.
Had 3some on the weekend with Ginger Goddess and Woody Allen girl.Ā Best 3some Iāve ever had, it was wild. Didnāt take pics ā next time Iāll use my DSLR camera and take proper pics, getting them to pose and shit like a porn shoot. Theyāre both down to be in a photoshoot and donāt mind having their pics shared if I block faces as usual.
Woody Allen girl came over first and we fooled around for about 2 hours. Because I was so god damn horny (hadnāt cum in 6 days), I told her we had to be gentle and she wasnāt allowed to make me cumā¦. well that didnāt work. I was so horny I accidentally came 3 fucking times during the 2 hours. I normally takeĀ agesĀ to cum, so being a premature ejaculator is so damn novel and cool to me. Especially as each time I blasted the fuck out of her face and covered her, which sheās never seen me do before.
Then Ginger Goddess comes over and shit gets wild. At first we were gentle with her because sheās never done anything with a girl other than kiss one time. I taught her how to eat pussy, how to finger, how to use a strapon (she was great at that), taught her how to make Woody Allen Girl squirt.
Then I held her down while Woody Allen Girl paddled her and whipped her until she was red raw and bleeding. Ginger Goddess absolutely LOVED it, and was screaming so hard I thought the neighbours would call the police. Good times.
We did a bunch of other stuff, played for another 4 hours or so (thankyou, Cialis) and I ended up cumming another 4 times. Three of those times were when they were making out, and I came all over their faces while they kept making out. Then they licked the cum off each otherās faces and kept kissing. JESUS CHRIST I need to film it next time because itās the hottest shit Iāve ever seen in my entire life.
Ginger Goddess eventually went home and Woody Allen and I went to sleep then woke up and fucked another 3 times over the rest of the day. Then today Ginger Goddess sends me a text begging me to see her again because shesā going away for a week. So I fucked her today and came another 3 timesā¦ by the end no cum was cumming out of my dick, Iām dryĀ
Thatās a record for me, 13 times over 2 and a half days. My dick is too sore to use any more, god it was fun. Like, my dick is actually broken ā it needs a rest.
Thereās more too:
Yesterday I took Woody Allen Girl shopping and encouraged her to buy a few new outfits. Sheās always dressedĀ reallyĀ awful because she was trying to hide her body (sheās always been really self-conscious). Sheād wear oversized dresses that looked more like a potato sack. I made her buy some tight-fitting revealing clothes like every other 18 year old wears. Basically, normal clothes for her age group. Hereās one outfit:
But after she bought the third outfit, she had a huge breakdown and started bawling in my arms in the middle of the shopping centre, because she doesnāt feel she ādeservesā to wear nice clothes or show off her body. She said she felt like a fraud.
Itās totally the same shit a lot of us on here go through, and I told her that. Iāve had a few of these breakdowns in the past where I felt like I didnāt ādeserveā to have sex with girls, I felt like a fraud, etc. I made her read the GLL articleĀ āThis Process will Strip You Down and Force You to Confront Your Real Issuesā
This morning she wroteĀ āI know youāre right [about me wearing better clothes] even if it makes me feel absurdly uncomfortable. And as much as i donāt like that feeling, Iām incredibly happy I have someone to help push past that while Iām starting to confront these things.ā
Itās funny how even though sheās a girl, most of the things sheās been confronting/working on/fixing over the last 5 months are the same shit all of us go through. I guess at the end of the day weāre all humans just trying to be better.
Also today Ginger Goddess asked me, āWhat do you want from life? Whatās your purpose?ā
Told her itās self-improvement and knowledge. I want to wake up every day being a little better than yesterday, and I want to know everything I possibly can about every subject on Earth. She liked that answer. Asked her what her purpose is and sheās not sure ā āI thought it was to get my college degree, find a man, settle down and raise a family, then die. Now Iām not so sure.ā
I think sheāll end up going down the self-improvement path too. Iāll do my best to encourage her.
Sadly I ended up not seeing Ginger Goddess for too many more months after that initial 3some. We did a few more 3somes, but the more I got to know her, the more it became clear she very badly wanted kids and marriage. She was 27 already; clock was ticking. I felt weird seeing her, knowing I was delaying what she really wanted ā she couldnāt go find a man to settle down with while sheās busy having 3somes with me and my other girl.
She liked me too much to end things though ā she felt torn. Especially as I was the first real chance for her to explore her sexual side in a judgement-free environment. In the end I had to cut things off with her and tell her I was making an executive decision thatād be best for her. She ended up thanking me and even called me āa good eggā ā isnāt that nice?
It sucked, but in the end I always feel better letting girls go if itās very clear theyāll only be unhappy if they stay with me for too long. Monogamy isnāt something I want, marriage has never been on the cards for me, and neither has children (I had a vasectomy when I was 28). For 99% of girls, I wonāt be their long-term match. Most of them are cool with that and see me for a few months and some for a few years, but every now and then a girl gets attached and wonāt make the decision to leave. Iāve had to step in and end things for her, and even though itās a little painful sometimes, itās infinitely better than selfishly holding onto something that isnāt mine.
I also want to highlight the stuggles āWoody Allen Girlā (my girlfriend) went through above, with her body image. The more you empathise with girls and get to know them, the more youāll realise the struggles most girls go through are pretty much the same struggles us guys have to go through. Body image issues, not feeling like we ādeserveā success, struggling with the opposite sex, feeling constantly rejected, searching for our place in the world and trying to figure out the meaning of life.
After all, you and girls are on the same team.