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If youâ€™ve found my site recently through Google, itâ€™s probably because youâ€™ve downloaded Tinder, uploaded some photos and immediately noticed Tinder has lowered the image quality, made your photos look a little blurry, added a â€śgrainyâ€ť look to them â€“ in short, they look shit.
Why? Partly itâ€™s because Tinder overly-compresses the hell out of your images, massively lowering the quality. Thereâ€™s no way to get around this; it happens to ALL of us, myself included. This will be a million times worse if youâ€™re already using low-quality, or small-resolution photos to begin with.
What you CAN do is take the best quality photos possible, so the Tinder compression doesnâ€™t have as much of an impact on your pics. 99% of guys I see complaining about blurry/bad Tinder photo quality just have crappy photos to begin with â€“ small resolution, terrible lighting, using an old crappy smartphone, etc. Letâ€™s fix those issues now.
Why should you listen to me?
Because Iâ€™ve gotten laid 100+ times on Tinder including countless 3somes and a recent MFFF 4some (proof here, including pics and vids).
Iâ€™ve spent years getting good at Tinder/online dating, and if thereâ€™s one thing I know, itâ€™s how to take Tinder photos thatâ€™ll get you laid. Iâ€™ve been a professional photographer for about 8 years, so photos are my forte. Hereâ€™s the Tinder photos Iâ€™m using right now:
These photos get me laid with almost no effort; thereâ€™s a clear sexual tone (I literally have BDSM photos in my profile), and I tell every girl I meet up with Iâ€™m after something sexual. I donâ€™t even need to have dates any more â€“ just grab a bottle of wine, take it back to my place and have a wild night of debauchery.
Hereâ€™s more information about what I put in my bio, what I message girls, how I organise dates, how I have sex on every first date, etc:
So trust me when I tell you: Using a proper DSLR camera is mandatory for getting laid/finding a girlfriend on Tinder â€“ it elevates your photos above the competition. Stop screwing around with shitty smartphone selfies and use a proper camera â€“ buy, or borrow, a DSLR. Iâ€™ve made it easy for you â€“ Iâ€™ve got a guide on which camera to buy here (this is the exact camera I bought):
And Iâ€™ve got an in-depth guide on how to use the camera to take killer Tinder/Hinge/Bumble photos here:
Hereâ€™s a massive list of mistakes guys make with their Tinder photos â€“ and how to fix them:
Once youâ€™ve got a solid DSLR camera (or borrowed one from a mate), itâ€™s time to start taking the actual photos. Iâ€™ve got you covered there too; hereâ€™s my free, in-depth guide to taking photos and getting laid on Tinder:
I also cover messaging girls, what to talk about, how to set up a date, how to make a move on the date, whether or not you should talk about sex, how to invite her back to your place, how to escalate, how to have killer foreplay and mind-blowing sex, how to make her orgasm, and even how to keep seeing her for months/years afterwards (retention). If you want the short version:
- Improve your looks (lose fat, dress a little better, hit the gym, get a solid haircut, whiten your teeth). I started from zero (read my story here) so if I can do it, you sure as hell can too.
- Take decent photos (just take lots of photos, keep practicing, and eventually youâ€™ll improve over time).
- Message as many girls as you possibly can with a copy-paste template so youâ€™re not wasting time.
- Ask those girls out for a drink in 5 messages or less. (Donâ€™t waste time with long conversations).
- On the date, spend 1-2hrs getting to know each other, then invite her back to your place.
- If she says no, try again on the 2nd date.
- If she says no, try again on the 3rd date.
See? Not rocket science. Go read my Tinder guide â€“ itâ€™s written so that even a total newbie can follow it and get laid â€“ even if youâ€™re currently a virgin.
This is the exact process Iâ€™ve used to get most of my lays. My coaching clients and a tonne of my readers also get laid doing everything I wrote above.
If you want to get laid/find a girlfriend, just take the best quality photos you can (it might take you a few tries to get some decent pics â€“ thatâ€™s totally normal), talk to as many girls as possible (youâ€™ll be nervous at first â€“ thatâ€™s fine), invite them out for a drink and start meeting women.
Oh, and welcome. You can read more about me here.