ANIMAL CODE
Let’s have a specific analysis of animals and how to apply the magic ANIMAL CODE to a girl.
- 5’1″ and below is a Mouse.
- 5’2″ to 5’3.5″ is a Gerbil.
- Up to 5.4″ is a Hamster, although if she has an overbite she is a Chipmunk.
- Girls of middle height up to 5’7″ are Cats and then everything above that is either a Giraffe or a Flamingo.
NEVER EVER make the mistake of calling a girl a Gerbil when she’s really a Hamster (and vice versa) – these two are MORTAL ENEMIES and you may get your eyes scratched out and no SUPER FAST VIRGIN SDL for you.
* This was my first mistake! You’ll see this girl is in flats and only slightly shorter than me. That puts her at maybe 5’8″ so I’d missed the Cat cut-off by ONE FULL INCH! I’d failed to observe she wasn’t wearing heels *
THE CLOCK SYSTEM
When a girl is walking in a straight line and you front stop her, you must stand directly facing each other, being on each other’s twelve o’clock. In contrast if you side stop her you will begin on her nine o’clock and turn her around so she puts you on her twelve while she remains on your three for a while. Do you see my crucial mistake at 0:45 of this video?
* YES! I had her on my ONE O’CLOCK – somewhere around half-past. This is a DISASTROUS ERROR and I can feel the SUPER FAST VIRGIN SDL slipping away. This set was already lost. Can I rescue it???? *
So at 0:56 I pull out my big move – THE KRAUSER TOE! This lets me rescue the twelve o’clock and pull her into my MEZMA BEAM! GAME ON!!!! LET’S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!
1:12 – Note the KRAUSER WAVE OF MEZMA with my left hand. I calculate her pussy wetness increased by an average of 3.4% with each circular wave. In the end I stopped so as not to damage the poor girl’s loins. Note she moves her foot position in an obvious attempt to let the stored juices squelch out into her panties.
1:32 – I smash her with the NOT FASHION line. She quickly replies “What?” as if to say “OMG I’m so wet right now. That was so spontaneous and unscripted!”
1:55 – I missed the most obvious opportunity in the set. She tells me she’s studying journalism and I failed to spot the two natural openings to CLOSING THIS WHORE. I could’ve either (i) said I work in recruitment and often handle entry-level jobs in journalism and perhaps we should meet for coffee with a hidden camera turned on, or (ii) inquired if as a student she’d broke then suggest we shop of iPhones and then I’ll treat her to dinner at an expensive restaurant.
* I cannot BELIEVE I missed this chance. This is TRULY MEDIOCRE game *
2:27 – Dirty whore. Obviously thinking of DICK. Again I miss an obvious opportunity to TAKE HER HAND to create the ROMANTIC CONNECTION and then lead her to the toilets for a SUPER FAST VIRGIN SDL.
2:52 – She shows some resistance to rape game.
4:47 – This may be the most boring set you’ll ever see.
6:02 – “NO!!!!” Um, my chances of rescuing the SUPER FAST VIRGIN SDL are dropping. It’s probably only 50/50 now.
* Not like this, clearly.
