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The Text Clinic Is In Session

krauserpua
January 7, 2016

A standard tool in the daygamer’s arsenal is the Photo Reply. You’ll be swapping WhatsApp messages and an opportunity presents itself for a solid tingle-inducing retort. Wouldn’t it be nice if you had some go-to photos to drop in those occasions where Google Images isn’t returning the right stuff from your search?

Ok, let’s consider some situations and the correct picture to send. I’ve used all of these pictures over the past month, though some are old favourites rather than new entrants *  Bear in mind each one of these pictures is a separate chat – you’re not supposed to unload them all onto the poor girl.

  1. Seasonal Greetings

You: Merry Christmas!

Her: Merry Christmas! How was your day?

You:

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You: Hey fancypants 🙂  I played Santa at a Christmas party today!

Her: Wow! Really???

You:

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2. How’s Your Day?

Her: Good morning!! How are you today?

You: I think I’m ill.

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You: Eating porridge and drinking cocoa. Living the dream! How are you?

Her: I had a bad day 😦

You:

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3. Irreverent Nonsense

You: I’ve been reading all about dinosaurs today. They are daaaaaaaangerous :O

Her: Haha, what?

You:

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You: I had to go to the hospital today for a brain scan.

Her: Oh no! :/  Is it serious?

You: Yes, the doctors are very worried about my brain. It looks like this….

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4. She scolds you

Her: Now I’m angry! You shouldn’t say that.

You: You mad bro?

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You: Send me a photo

Her: No!

You:

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* I’d give you screencaps of them in use on my Whatsapp but I just can’t be bothered to scroll back through all my chats. This is meant to be a fast post.

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Title The Text Clinic Is In Session
Author krauserpua
Date January 7, 2016 3:24 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Blog Krauser PUA
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/Krauser-PUA/the-text-clinic-is-insession.27336
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Original Link https://krauserpua.com/2016/01/07/the-text-clinic-is-in-session/
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