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Hey Everybody, We’re All Gonna Get Laid

laidnyc
November 8, 2013

“I told her forget this handjob shit, I’m 18 and I need to get laid” – My friend Rich, ten years ago talking about his girlfriend

Virginity Stories Week is now coming to a close.

I want to thank you guys for making it so special.

This was my first Virginity Stories Week, so I’ll never forget you.

I’ll call you sometime.

If you still haven’t shared how you allowed your innocence to be taken, please do so on the original post here.
For those of you who did share, don’t worry.  Jesus died for your sins.

For those of you who are still virgins, and are thus at risk of being given to al-qaeda suicide bombers in the afterlife, I offer my final advice:

They’ll tell you to fake it til you make it.

It is repeated often for a reason:  it’s excellent advice.  If you meet some girl at a bar or house party and you want to get your pencil wet, you’re not going to blurt out that you’re a virgin.

BUT

You could just own it.

I had a friend in college who was actually good with girls.  But he was a Virgin until Junior Year, never lied about it.  One time he brought a girl back and they were making out and she suggested they fuck.

He told her no.

His exact words to her, “If I’m going to have sex with a girl I want it to be a girl who is really, really, hot or a girl that I really, really like”.

Jeez, sort of a nuclear neg, right?

She kept coming around though.  A few of her friends started to become more interested in him as well.

Alright I’m not suggesting that as a game tactic.  He wasn’t using it as one, he is just really stupid and was speaking his mind.  But there’s a lesson there, isn’t there?

Fuck if I know.  You figure it out.

The title of this post is an all time great quote that I still bust out at parties now and then.

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Title Hey Everybody, We’re All Gonna Get Laid
Author laidnyc
Date November 8, 2013 12:50 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Blog LaidNYC
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/blog/LaidNYC/hey-everybody-were-all-gonna-getlaid.56627
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