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Virginity Stories Week: A Call to Action

laidnyc
November 1, 2013

I think its about time you told me how you lost your virginity.

Seriously, I am announcing Virginity Stories Week.

Crack open a cold one and gather round the campfire.  It’s story time.

Bloggers, between now and next Friday please post the story of how you lost your virginity.

Commenters without a blog should post their story in the comments.

Lurkers, feel free to pop your comment cherry by posting your story.

Were you a two-pump chump or an energizer bunny?
Did you capture lightning in a bottle and bang your oneitis, or did you bang a 5 while you were drunk and then avoid her for the next year?
Girls, did he tell you sweet little lies and then never call you again?  Or was he a long time boyfriend?
Were you a strong liberated woman who lost your virginity in a tattoo parlor, or a princess who got deflowered in a castle on silk sheets?

Don’t be shy, for once in my life, I am going judgment free because I want to hear good stories.

Please provide special emphasis on any lessons you learned from it, or anything particulary notable (like losing it in an ice cream truck or something).  I ask that you don’t lie about little details to make yourself sound cooler, I find authenticity very important for stories like this.

However, if you are going to lie, please go full tilt and make it hilarious, like a Penthouse Letters or Dr. Swole story.

I’ll link here to any bloggers who post their stories, you can also link this post to give a pingback.

I posted before about how I lost my virginity.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Lucky Lothario kicked things off nicely with “My first sexual performance was critiqued by a cartoon taxi.”

Sploosh chimes in with a heart-warming tale: “Sex instantly became my favorite activity”

Wald gets his cherry popped on a greek Island. “I don’t even remember her name”

Beppo Venerdi with a dehydrated same night lay.  We’ve all been there. “I was taken aback that she would let someone she barely knew raw dog her.”

Tin Man pens some Christian school erotica.  Thou shalt bang the girl with the nice ass. “I cum – right there inside her – I couldn’t stop it – it just happened.”

Captain Crunch falls prey to shiksappeal.  Oy vey!  “No one knew I was a virgin since I put this persona up that clearly said I wasn’t.”

Dannyfrom504 with an afterschool special “girl was KILLING IT by repeating, “don’t cum inside me Danny.” every 15 seconds”

EmmatheEmo lives out every girl’s dream: “I emailed him and offered a FWB arrangement.”

Hollentunder with some virgin on virgin action: “She cried, i fucked her for like an hour or more”

The Shido gets high and bangs a girl in a truck.  Classy.  “she whispers the magic words: “I want you to fuck me.”

Judge Miller slams it to a German.  She reich-y very much.  “Despite me drinking the entire day, I go raw and last about 3 pumps”

Introducing KaitlynSploosh, naughty secret slut.  “We only fucked for a few minutes, apparently I was so tight I almost instantly made him have to cum haha.”

Rojo gets raped-o.  “I told her, I was not going to have sex with her”

 

Also, speaking of high school shit, on twitter I posted this pic of me at age 17 at a house party.  More specifically, this was taken in a garage at a house party where I thought we had privacy (my friends are dicks).

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Hilarious.

Yes, the dark hair and tan is because I am part Italian, the apparent beta eagerness is because I WAS FUCKING 17, but I’ll allow myself to chalk some of it up to novice drunkenness.  Note how I am nearly falling off the couch to make out with this girl (who was a total sweetheart by the way).

I’m embarrassed and proud all at the same time.  I can’t look at this picture without laughing.

Being able to hook up in carpenter jeans should win me some sort of merit badge.  Still have them.

Anyways, enough about me.

Spill it.

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Title Virginity Stories Week: A Call to Action
Author laidnyc
Date November 1, 2013 11:08 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Blog LaidNYC
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