My Don’t Marry Any Woman Older Than 25 post sent a lot of hamsters to the wheel.
Both men and women busted out the well-worn shaming tactics that are often used to try to pummel men into dating old, less fertile, ugly women so they can have babies with down syndrome and erectile dysfunction in their fifties.
I like to stay above the fray, but I really do want to refute all the common tired cliches that get busted out when people try to shame men from dating the young and hot.
“You just like younger girls because they’re the only ones who fall for your PUA tricks! You like them because they are easier to manipulate!”
Let’s cut right to the core:
Feminists say things like this because they hate young, beautiful girls and believe they are all stupid.
Let me tell you something: when it comes to relationship dynamics, girls are wily and smart as fuck. They play most men like fiddles from age 12 onward. They think about relationships, talk constantly about relationships, and have many social interactions. Whether they want cock, money, attention, or commitment, they know how to get it.
Girls are not stupid, innocent victims.
They are predator, not prey.
Girls of every age are the manipulators far more often than they are the manipulated.
After age 24, women definitely do not get smarter about relationships. Their hamsters do get stronger, though, out of necessity.
(Besides, this premise is backwards. It is far easier to game older women into bed. They have less options and its likely been longer since they’ve had a good stiff dicking.)
“You have nothing in common with a girl that young!”
I don’t have anything in common with the girls I’m attracted to, and I like it that way. Its not a matter of age, its a matter of masculine and feminine.
I lift weights, she does yoga.
I order the steak, she orders the salad.
I watch Breaking Bad, she watches The Bachelorette.
I wear a suit, she wears a dress.
I don’t want a girl who sits on the couch watching football and scratching herself, because that’s my thing.
Having stuff in common sucks.
Wait, scratch that, I have a few things in common with the young girls I date: we both have high fertility and a deep passion for each other. Good enough for me.
“You date younger girls because you can’t get a girl your own age!”
Young girls being so in demand in the sexual market, any guy that can date one could easily pull an older one, he just doesn’t want to.
“No, really, an older woman would never put up with your shit!”
I won’t put up with her loose skin, baggage and jaded bitterness. Everybody wins!
“When you grow up in different times you have no common experiences to relate to!”
So if I tell a girl the first CD I bought was Green Day – Dookie, and she says “Wow, me too! I was also born in 1985 and I also bought that CD in 4th grade with my chore money!” Is that a feminists idea of a good relationship? Conversations like that?
I’ll pass.
“You’re intimidated by a strong, independent woman!”
Replace “intimidated by” with “not attracted to”, and you have the truth.
When it comes to attracting a man, strength, independence and wisdom mean nothing. Youth, beauty and sweetness mean everything. Don’t Lean In.
“Younger girls are inexperienced, you should date someone older who knows what she wants!”
You see how most of the shaming tactics feminists use involve demeaning younger girls?
Young girls know what they want just fine.
Older women know what they want to: They want to be young again.
“Young girls are so immature!”
Age does not equal maturity.
Age can give a woman “maturity” not by virtue, but by NECESSITY:
When nobody is paying your way anymore, you have to work.
When nobody is giving you attention anymore, you stay out of clubs.
When the band won’t let you backstage anymore, you stop loving rock concerts.
Those who are regular followers of my blog will know that I do not encourage guys to date immature sluts regardless of age.
Just because clubs are packed with sub-24 year old sluts, that doesn’t mean all sub-24 year olds are club-going sluts.
There are girls who are both young and mature enough for a relationship.
A girl who is not marriage material when she is young will never be marriage material.
“What does fertility matter if you’re not having kids with these younger girls?”
First of all, I do want kids.
Second of all, beauty is a proxy for fertility, and that’s what gets the dick hard.
This is really a retarded point so I don’t know why I’m responding to it. It’s like asking a girl “why have sex if you’re on birth control?”
“You’re just having fun, when you start looking for something serious, you’ll get a girl your own age.”
When I am looking for “something serious”, aka long term committment and kids, why the fuck would I choose a less fertile girl?
That is actually backwards. It makes far more sense for a younger guy to fuck cougars for a while and then say “when I’m ready for kids I’ll choose a younger girl”. But I would never recommend such a strategy, because cougars are gross.
A friend of mine did the “girl his own age” thing, now they are 32 and want kids. She is having fertility problems, so they are paying thousands for the turkey baster technique and so far it hasn’t worked. 32 years old. Think about that. That’s serious, alright: Seriously depressing.
“Women in their thirties are at their sexual peak!”
Bullshit.
Women in their thirties do not have higher sex drives. They have more unfulfilled sex drives. There is a difference.
A woman may feel hornier in her thirties because for the first time attractive men aren’t lining up to please her sexually.
How’s this for perspective: People who are not given free access to all you can eat buffets are hungrier!
If you believe in evolution, then you understand how absurd it would be for a women to be horniest at the time of her life when she is more apt to give birth to retarded children.
“What would you even talk about with a 20 year old?”
The same things I would talk about with a 30 year old, only my conversation partner would be hotter.
Seriously, I do not need to talk about the eighties and early 90′s in order to have a successful conversation.
Flirting and connecting is the same regardless of age.
“Older women are sexy!”
Haha. Good one.
“No, really, I am a woman and I am much better looking now than when I was 19 or 20!”
This can be true… if you are a recovering fattie. Did you recently lose a large amount of weight because you were tired of being caught in harpooner’s crosshairs?
“No, I was never fat, I just grew into my features and I’m much better looking at 27 than I was at 18!”
You’re wrong.
If you want to be taken seriously, provide comparison pictures. I’m not holding my breath.
“But Beyonce/ Salma Hayek/ Jennifer Aniston, etc is still hot!”
She’s overrated.
Take your favorite over 30 female celebrity that the media gushes about. There are at least 20 seniors at your local high school that are hotter than her. Some men may deny this, but their boners wouldn’t if given a bedroom test.
This is true despite the fact that those old female celebrities are hotter than 99% of women their age. If there’s no hope for them, there’s certainly no hope for average women.
Bonus: The high school girls wouldn’t need expert photoshopping and world-class makeup application to look hot.
“Younger girls have so much drama!”
There are single girls of any age who are drama-prone. I always recommend guys screen out the drama queens.
People who say this have a narrow characterization of younger girls. Not all 21 year old girls are in nightclubs crying every weekend. Some of them like to do things like read and spend time with their families.
I’m not trying to convince anyone to pull the girl dancing on the bar into an LTR. Find the diamonds in the rough and say no to drama queens and attention whores.
However, that younger girls are more prone to drama is a testament to their hotness and options. Or: older women wish they had that much drama.
“You date younger girls for your ego! You just want to brag about it because you’re insecure!”
Men date younger girls because they are fucking hot.
I am against bragging about your sex life, but any sense of well-being a guy gets from dating a young, beautiful, fertile girl is evolutionarily justified.
Darwin says suck it.
“You’re a pedophile!”
That’s for the courts to decide.
“Guys who date younger girls are creepy!”
Creepiness is not an age. Some guys who TRY to date younger girls are indeed creepy. Guys who successfully bridge large age gaps are not.
“That’s gross!”
No, it would be gross for a guy to be attracted to old women. Icky!
“So you expect women to just go away and die when they get older? They have no value on earth?”
I am talking about sexual market value and attractiveness only.
That you think sex is the only measure of female value says more about you than it does about me.
I love my mother, grandmother, cousins, etc. They have great value to me. Females are the caregivers and supporters of family.
Want to still mean something to somebody when you’re 60? Have kids, and be a devoted wife and mother.
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So there you have it.
I hope this clears things up for the aging fertility-drained crowsfeets who failed to attract a good man when they were young, and for the bitter snarky beta army who have been invisible to women under 25 for their entire lives. Find solace in each other during this difficult time.
