What's a good answer to the shit test reply of 'why should I?'

sixtysixpixistix · 2016-08-15T13:56:12+00:00

You: Make me a sandwich

Her: Why should I?

"you know why"

Say nothing

Do it yourself

~~Because I said so~~

Because I want a sandwich

AlfredApple · 2016-08-15T13:01:06+00:00

Ignore her. Start doing it yourself. If she sees any value in you she will scramble to take over.

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Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2016-08-15T14:12:31+00:00

My favorite line from "The Money Pit". "I'll not like you anymore!"

deci-mator · 2016-08-15T17:57:37+00:00

Honestly it costs nothing to be polite. It's simply good manners. Maybe that's why she gave that sort of reply. But it's simple. Assuming you have two hands and two legs. If she gives you such a reply, obviously you need a comeback , if it doesn't work. Simply do it your self. Your comeback doesn't have to be the best thought of red pill response in the universe. Which is why you shouldn't be asking for a good answer. But rather how to handle the situation.

scorned · 2016-08-16T00:58:37+00:00

raise eyebrow/smirk "you don't want to?"

Apexk9 · 2016-08-15T09:31:49+00:00

Don't say anything go make the sandwich walk out the door and ignore the bitch.

DiebytheSword666 · 2016-08-15T14:20:49+00:00

I would just quote Highlander, when Connor MacLeod said to his wife, "Do as I say, woman!" or . . . who was that dude on the flying chariot in GiJoe? Serpentor? He'd always say, "This! I command!" But if you ask me, Cobra Commander was the best.

BTW - The dude who did the voice for Cobra Commander / Starscream was that dude in RoadHouse who said, "For $20.00, you can kiss 'em!"

VasiliyZaitzev · 2016-08-15T15:17:35+00:00

"Mostly because I want you to make me a sammich."

"Resistance is useless."

"I like the way your tits jiggle when you do."

"Shall I be forced to spank you?" [Use "tickle" if she's ticklish.]

jeezydasnowman · 2016-08-15T10:58:00+00:00

I would mock. Say why should I in the Cartman voice and make it yourself.

enjoyit7 · 2016-08-15T13:27:23+00:00

Personally I'd say, "because I told you to". Any resistance after that I'd do it my self and ignore the bitch.

Title	What's a good answer to the shit test reply of 'why should I?'
Author	NibblyPig
Upvotes	4
Comments	16
Date	August 15, 2016 9:01 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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