I already replied to this, so I am not looking for the perfect thing to say or whatever.

I'm simply curious as to how some of you would respond to a text that said "How can you be single?" because I often see hilarious and bold suggestions from you guys.

For context: We met on Saturday at a club, we danced, we grinded, we made out, I got her number.

My reply was, "Most girls can't handle my amazing charm"

What would you guys have said?