Recently my posts have been disappearing faster than Iranian dissidents. I intend to sooth any butt-hurt I may have caused with some smooth, silicon based Gay Lube Oil, by producing a helpful non controversial post. I realize that no matter what I post there will always be butt hurt. Some fat fuck will come on here and rage about how I have no right to tell him not to eat donuts for breakfast. To him or her I say fuck you, me and your pancreas hate you.
Good game is built on confidence. Confidence comes from feeling good. People feel good when they are in good health. Healthy people have nutritious diets. Therefore according to the transitive property good game is somewhat dependent on nutrition. Just believe me its science. Try spitting game when your hung over, hungry or depressed its not going to work very well. Some people are going to say I have to cite a scientific study to prove this point. These are the same people who need to watch their wife get fucked, before they realize she's having an affair.
A common phenomenon many people expiriance is the mid-morning crash. They eat some High Glycemic food before running off to work. Then at about 10:30 ish their blood sugar crashes and they feel like shit and drink coffee, which results in another crash down the road. This leads to unstable mood, higher stress and diminished productivity in the morning which means you have to stay late and can't gym.
The answer is to eat a lot of slow digesting carbs in the morning and a moderate amount of protein. A very high protein breakfast is going to get you stomach into over drive, making you sleepy. What I found works best for my clients is eating alot of grain like Couscous, Quinoa, Bulgur or Buckwheat if you are allergic to gluten. These grains are more nutritious than brown rice or oatmeal, and also have more protein, if you don't believe me you can fuck around on this website.
Switching over to the GayLubeOil diet will help you in school, work and the gym. Which should somehow transfer into more pussy.
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