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girl wanted me to fart on her face while fucking..

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December 18, 2017
78 upvotes

is it normal if this girll wanted me to fart on her face during sex.. this happened two days ago at first i thought she was joking but she said she wasn’t. i said “okay..” and spread my cheeks shoved her face in them and ripped a juocy ass fart. felt disgusting but i could tell she was getting off on it

i find it fuckin disgusting could any of you guys see this girl again after that?

been seeing her for 2 months now have a couple of other plates she didn’t tell me of this fetish until two days ago

haven’t spoken to her since saterday


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Title girl wanted me to fart on her face while fucking..
Author sendek888
Upvotes 78
Comments 75
Date 18 December 2017 02:22 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/120322
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/7klhil/girl_wanted_me_to_fart_on_her_face_while_fucking/
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[–]light_a_man_a_fire 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Hey man at least she knows what she wants, that's more exciting than a chick who thinks she can just starfish and expect to be pleased.

[–]SneakyTouchy44 points45 points  (3 children) | Copy

You might think farting is next level, but she also may have been too embarrassed to admit she was hoping for an accident.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fuckin hell dude. I never even thought of that. That makes it way worse

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pwwwthhh plop

[–]willyrekintosh11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

So OP, the question you got to ask yourself: Would you give her the turd?

[–]TRPTosser58 points59 points  (2 children) | Copy

Shit on her chest next time.

[–]TheRiseAndFall17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

Best way to assert dominance right there.

[–]Conor_Niggregor12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

Scheisse!

[–]chachaChad44 points45 points  (8 children) | Copy

I don't understand how it's possible to fart on command? Is that a thing?

[–]Pluglord153 points154 points  (5 children) | Copy

Yeah but only Chads and alphas can do it.

[–]chachaChad53 points54 points  (1 child) | Copy

I'm sure it's somewhere on the sidebar that I foolishly missed.

[–]FirstnameLastnamePKA2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Muh genetics prevent this. Ill never be alpha, bring back incels!

[–]recursoinominado9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao

[–]11-Eleven-113 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

/thread

[–]RedPilledGodEmperor1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

this comment is so savage that I love it

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pull my finger.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

I lot of guys keep one in the chamber when they’re with a girl they like. This is cause they feel it would be embarrassing to let one out

[–]bickisnotmyname74 points75 points  (0 children) | Copy

😂😂 this post 👌🏻

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (2 children) | Copy

Christ. You’ve found a unicorn.

[–]NiceTryDisaster3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fart powered unicorn

[–]FuckMichaelMcCoy1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha

[–]nofilmynofucky54 points55 points  (2 children) | Copy

A L P H A

A F

[–]table_it_bot37 points38 points  (1 child) | Copy

A L P H A A F
L L
P P
H H
A A
A A
F F

[–]Rosace_897 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

OP finally made it

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

I read this in the voice of Eric Cartman.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

Escalate to show your dominance and lack of intimidation.

Shit in your hand and fling it at her when she comes in the door.

Start leaving pieces of shit in her food

Be creative man, its time to be an alpha

[–]NiceTryDisaster3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol this is just hilarious you monster

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Eat some mexican food & shit on that bitch.

[–]Nomfwic21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy

I just spat my beer lololol

[–]DonnySequoiaBuddz7079 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

Have her lick the balloon knot man. It's in the bag. This is the type of shit that makes me so weary of LTR.

[–]LordThunderbolt16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

Alpha widowed by a face farting Chad. There is no going back

[–]burrrahhh 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

I wouldnt kiss her again, imagine how much shit she must've eaten.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah dude... this. Not her first rodeo. She was probably a scat queen back in Junior High. I’d next this hussy.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is this normal???

Fuck, you boys watch too much of the wrong porn

[–]GunnarX7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

I joked with my FWB that I was gonna sit on her face. She told me to do it.

I wouldn’t feel comfortable subjecting a girl to that unless I had showered shortly before. It just doesn’t compute.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao almost spewed my chicken reading this

[–]IVIaskerade5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Piss on her to mark your territory.

[–]r6_rider5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

I’d do it just because it’s fuckin hilarious. That’s the kind of girl that’ll give a blumpkin. 100% into my weekly rotation

[–]Kommanderdude10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tell her only if she tongue thrashes your asshole while you do it.

[–]1RedPillFusion8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

I hope you know how hilarious this is.

[–]DebonairD3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy

“Is it normal?”

[–]grt55ef50 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

is carrying old condoms full of cum in your pocket normal? cuz thats normal to you....Lmao

[–]DebonairD0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Damn young man you’re more persistent than a hurt female lmao.

I can’t give you any more attention than this today though, try again tomorrow

[–]grt55ef50 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

are you too busy washing jizz stains off your pants, mr cum-collector?

[–]LordThunderbolt4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Shit in her mouth next time

[–]nummas4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha. Fuck it, if she asked me I would. I once fucked a girl that loved tossing salad. Everyone has different quirks.

[–]BusterVadge7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy

What horse shit... So you're telling us that you can fart whenever she ask, like you have on on deck all the time?

[–]FriendlyAdvisor-v25 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

One in the fucking chamber.

[–]dylanrockz20021 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I do mate. I save them up for when I go into the headmaster's office and then i load it with farts hahahaha it's bloody mental

[–]Occams_Stubble3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

If this turns you off then find some method of complete domination that you like and tell her to do it. Tie her up, write on her, force her to call you master ... something you want.

[–]eccentricrealist2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Maybe she's Brazilian

[–]huge_gap2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

How do you fart in her face while fucking? Doggie with her in a pretzel? Pull out and fart then go back to town? If i did that I would pass out from laughing. This post 6/10 would laugh again. 👌

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Tell her you’ll only do it if you can go to White Castle first

[–]JaYogi2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Taco Bell

[–]VladvonK4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Give her pink eye.

[–]dylanrockz20022 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Mate this is bloody mental hahahahaha i have had some crazy requests from wild slags but this is another level altogether hahaha you are so fucking mental and random

[–]DeathToTheZog3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oh I would have violated that braud.

[–]ahmetsaka2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is a good way of showing dominance op.Great 😂👌

[–]AlmightyFiNeSseN2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

😂😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is it normal? Not at all. It’s weird as shit. But everyone has their kinks.

If you can deal with it and don’t mind farting in her face, keep doing it. If not, tell her you’re not comfortable with it. Simple as that

[–]jojithedevil2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

😂🙏

[–]IJustTalkedToJesus2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking. Hilarious. If you like it, keep doing it. I would definitely find it weird af and find me some new thots.

[–]AstuteBlackMan4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

She's the one. Marry her. She wants your kids b

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Kids, ask your mother about how I used to rip fucking farts right in her face.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fake and gay.

[–]1walawalawa5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Troll...

[–]MathOfCorn5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Did you piss in her mouth next?

[–]Wheysteve1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Now ask of her your desires.

[–]TheRealMewt2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Maybe she has daddy issues and her father used to do that shit to her when she was little.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Definitely this. Dads always fart on their daughters’ faces

[–]Two_kids_in_a_coat0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Eh, weird to me but cool that she isn’t ashamed to tell you what she likes in bed. That’s what’s important

[–]user_none0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Would you fart on your hand and lick it afterwards? Well, kissing her after blowing a cloud of methane in her face... You get my drift.

No.

[–]Jyontaitaa0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If she wants you to do that get your own kink in. I recommend getting her to suck your balls really adds to the blowjob experience

[–]9toro0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

lol freaky, i mean you don't have to do it

[–]McVaghunter-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

If she doesn't fart back then she's the prefect girl for me.



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