A few months ago, I went to a bar that has cabaret on with a girl I was seeing.

This burlesque girl was dancing there and obviously I took an eye to her, she was a bit like Dita Von Teese. I just carried on with life.

Anyway I randomly met her the other day after a meeting, and I recognized her. I got her number and I took her out the other night.

The incredible thing about her to me, was she worked in a trendy part of london which in other words is very hipster/alternative.

Being a burlesque sort of alternative looking girl, I believed she was that category aswell. However, she was attracted (as all women are) to big muscles, alpha qualities, and dirty rough sex. Which I was pleased yet not surprised to hear.

Yet before all of that unfolded, she divulged to me her experience with "hipsters" the beta kings of all betas, who she constantly meets in the bar she works. Here's what she told me about them:

"They're dress sense is not sexy or cool. They dress like their dads would. Nobody wants to fuck their dad"

"Their posture is awful. Hunched, hands in pocket, awkward looking. Nothing is cool or sexy about that to any girl."

"They have ALL asked me if theyve approached me, for my facebook. I don't have facebook. So they just walk away after I say that and take it as a rejection"

"They always ask me about my act, which is nice, but then they get weird and ask if they can show them how to dance and give classes.."

The nugget "Ive been on a few dates if you like with some, I'm serious they are wet. I get the feeling they cry more then me."

I thought it was hilarious, as hipsters are just an embarassment to mankind at the moment. Try to avoid anything that emulates a fucking hipster, and try to be a man.