I don't know about you, but I just don't have the stamina nor patience to come up with hilarious comebacks to girl's shit tests, sometimes I do feel like it, but the majority of the time I'm just outright brutally honest and cold, for example:
Girl #1: Chainega buy me a drink!
Me: No.
Girl #2: Oh so you think that girl is prettier than me?
Me: Yes.
Girl #2: Chainega you are such an asshole I hate you.
Me: K.
Girl : Oh so you don't give a shit about this?
Me: No.
Girl #3: Hold this for me
Me: Hold it yourself.
Girl #4: So you disappear for months and then you come back like nothing happened?
Me: Yes.
Girl #5: Do you think I have small boobs?
Me: Yes. Etc.
I sometimes feel truly annoyed by the sole nature of this tests, after all, what does the name "shit-test" tell you? Anyway, is this an efficient way to deal with these tests? Girls sometimes seem really pissed but I don't know if they are truly mad or if it's just another shit test.
P.S: Sorry if have some grammatical errors, English is not my first language.
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