I don't know about you, but I just don't have the stamina nor patience to come up with hilarious comebacks to girl's shit tests, sometimes I do feel like it, but the majority of the time I'm just outright brutally honest and cold, for example:

Girl #1: Chainega buy me a drink!

Me: No.

Girl #2: Oh so you think that girl is prettier than me?

Me: Yes.

Girl #2: Chainega you are such an asshole I hate you.

Me: K.

Girl : Oh so you don't give a shit about this?

Me: No.

Girl #3: Hold this for me

Me: Hold it yourself.

Girl #4: So you disappear for months and then you come back like nothing happened?

Me: Yes.

Girl #5: Do you think I have small boobs?

Me: Yes. Etc.

I sometimes feel truly annoyed by the sole nature of this tests, after all, what does the name "shit-test" tell you? Anyway, is this an efficient way to deal with these tests? Girls sometimes seem really pissed but I don't know if they are truly mad or if it's just another shit test.

P.S: Sorry if have some grammatical errors, English is not my first language.