She asked if I was the only one she slept with?

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October 15, 2018
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I said "Yes, the rest were nines and tens!"

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Have a good one today and every day.


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Title She asked if I was the only one she slept with?
Author ProFriendZoner
Upvotes 160
Comments 25
Date 15 October 2018 05:08 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/134789
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/9oelbv/she_asked_if_i_was_the_only_one_she_slept_with/
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[–]The__Tren__Train69 points70 points  (2 children) | Copy

HOW WILL SHE RECOVER????

[–]jozefiak030817 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

SHE’S BEEN ABUUUUUSED

[–]talentedmagick39 points40 points  (3 children) | Copy

Rework wording? Makes it seem like you're the 1.

[–]friendandadvisor18 points19 points  (1 child) | Copy

He definitely is! She knew it from the moment she first saw him!

Oh, wait...

[–]talentedmagick5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Plot twist, think of him as a 1 rating and a stalker; makes it even better.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Luckily for OP she was too dumb to catch that.

[–]I_LOVE_CHIPS11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

"I've only slept with one girl, one after another."

[–]antariusz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Try 2 or 3 at the same time, it’s fun.

[–]Garathon23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy

How would you know if you were the only 1 she slept with?

[–]nabosch7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good answer haha

[–]dtyler862 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hahahahaha

[–]Leviticus592 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes. ......this week.

[–]johncillo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

My go to response is always: “When? Today? Mmm...No...”

[–]1Scriptopeia2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oof

[–]-sho-ryu-ken-7 points8 points  (5 children) | Copy

Um. What? English. Try again.

[–]dtyler869 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy

Her: “am I the only ONE you’ve slept with?” Him: “yes, all the others were NINES and TENS”

[–]-sho-ryu-ken-7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

I know what he meant, but that sentence screams “stay in school.”

[–]BrutalMan4201 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

and your comment screams “I’m a fuckwit”

[–]JonathanMekerset1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

?? Wording is off homie

[–]rewoomantle0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Impressive.

[–]look_good0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

mid-makeout a christian chick asked me when the last time i had sex was... i showed her a text from a fuck buddy earlier that week. that’s when she felt ok w her clothes coming off. i was kinda new to hooking up, looking back I should have played it more cool...oh well still got my dick sucked

[–]ProFriendZoner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yea, the wording is way off. I was distracted when posting. But I'll own it.

Here's how it should have read: She asked me If she was the only one I slept with?

I said "Yes, the rest were nines and tens!"

Yea, I know I could edit it, but it's kind of funny the way it is. To me at least. You know, nervous guy goes into a bank, pulls out a gun and says "All right you motherstickers, this is a fuckup!!!"

And besides, I don't think i've gotten this many comments on a post.

[–]pretty_bread-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

I'm not known for my high IQ so i'm sorry if i sound dumb, where is your question??

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Found the autist

[–]BloodSurgery-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

The Red Pill's main subreddit has been quarintined, so this is the main one now, pretty much.



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