How to tell a Plate her pussy kinda stinks?

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October 25, 2018

I mean shes a clean girl HB7 works out then goes straight to work gets off at 9pm usually fucking her around 10pm. Showers everyday. Just has that "smell"... kinda off putting! 99% percent sure its from working out and then straight off to work. I like the sex but I need to break this to her softly and subtly. I was thinking like "Hey sweetie I like a nice clean and showered pussy to eat" wink...wink...

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Title How to tell a Plate her pussy kinda stinks?
Author stinkfinger1112
Upvotes 107
Comments 134
Date 25 October 2018 11:50 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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[–][deleted] 232 points233 points  (25 children) | Copy

Yo its simple, alot of girls have this issue. Its really just an evil spiral - she knows her pussy stinks so she keeps scrubbing it with soap everytime she showers. This messes up the PH value and makes it even worse.

2 solutions:

Intimate soap. This Will neutralite the PH value and fix the problem. Buy her one and tell her to use it.

If she already uses intimate soap, it means that she has a fungal infection Which is apparently pretty normal for girls. In this case, send her to the doctor and he Will prescribe 2 pills she takes for 2 days and the problem disappears by itself.

You are welcome.

[–]ElijahBurningWoods27 points28 points  (5 children) | Copy

Are you a doctor?

[–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (4 children) | Copy

No, just had a smelly fish as girlfriend. It was either break up or fix the fishproblem. Tuna is supposed to be gains, not a dicksleeve.

[–]Son_of_Gatsby67 points68 points  (1 child) | Copy

your ex is on suicide watch after reading this comment

[–]TehJimmyy11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If we gave flair here, this would definitely be doctor flair worthy. Great tip for the guys :)

[–]Philosfy1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yoo bro lmao

[–]ht2k910 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wow dude, first time I am really impressed reading a comment in this sub.

[–]FwoGiZ1 point2 points  (8 children) | Copy

So weird cause I had that gf who used soap? Pretty sure it was normal soap. She couldn't comprehend girls out there don't use soap down there and I told her most don't. Her pussy was fine.

[–]jetpuffedpanda 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy

You can use soap on the vulva, even the labia majora, just don't get it all up in there. - am woman

[–]McDrMuffinMan0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

If I may ask.... Why?

[–]trizzletrazzle8080 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Ever get soap in your urethra?

[–]McDrMuffinMan0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy


[–]trizzletrazzle8080 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Not the best feeling in the world. Plus, the soap might throw off the PH and make the problem worse, but I'm definitely not a doctor. Just a dude who enjoys eating clean pussy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Most women use intimate soap for their intimate parts. But there are still women who never learned that.

[–]FwoGiZ1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

People here seems to talk like if you use normal soap, you WILL stink. Her pussy was better than avg.

[–]wheresMYsteakAt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hmmmmm, well there is another thing that can make a pussy smell.

[–]Tofimaster0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Does this work with armpits — lol?

I feel like they stink significantly more if I use the soap rather than not. Could it be related to the pH thing you mentioned?

[–]jackandjill22-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yea, it's usually the PH.

[–]ChadTheWaiter100-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]Terra501 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

just ask her about it in don’t try to make wink wink jokes. a wink wink jokes suggest that you are uncomfortable and that you are walking on egg shells. dont talk like that. say “your pussy has an unpleasant odor, what do you think gives?”

[–]kellykebab4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

what do you think gives?

Pray tell what giveth

[–]TheReformist94-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Remember if u had cheesy dick your gf would cheat on you, so you know my response. Fuck other girls til she fixes her fish, polygamy don't care!

[–]rimper39 points40 points  (11 children) | Copy

Moniker checks out.

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 57 points58 points  (10 children) | Copy

lol my dad gave me that name when I was 12 and he walked in on me finger blasting the 14 yr old neighbor girl.

[–]6RedPandas 1 points [recovered]  (8 children) | Copy

And how did the happen

[–]BuckNekkid1867 points68 points  (5 children) | Copy

OP was 21 when that happened btw

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (4 children) | Copy

And the 14 yo girl is the plate in question

[–]bigkids24 points25 points  (3 children) | Copy

Oh you guys

[–]TRPTosser18 points19 points  (2 children) | Copy

And that ^ is OP's dad

[–]bigkids9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

Step dad

[–]RPAlternate429 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Number two

[–]HotWaffler6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hint: it didnt.

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Field Report.

[–]NiceTryDisaster24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

Burn it with fire

[–]decoy8827 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wait..... she doesn't shower before fucking you?

[–]3chazthundergut19 points20 points  (2 children) | Copy

During foreplay, stick two fingers up her pussy then put your fingers in her mouth. She'll figure it out.

[–]sonnydanger1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao this is gold.

[–]temerity180 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Or hold your stinkfinger to her nose.

[–]PepinoSF9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Healthy pussy doesnt stink. Pussy must have fresh odor of lactobacteria. Stink comes from bad bacteria, fungi and/or trichomonas. Usually veneral infections are combined-multiple pathogenes. Before resilving this issue do not do her bareback, or you will get it too.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (2 children) | Copy

In your finest African American impression say ‘damn gurl that pussy stank!’

[–]derrtderr22 points23 points  (1 child) | Copy

The pc terminology really smoothed out the racism in this post.

[–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar28 points29 points  (4 children) | Copy

I don't go down on my plates; I suggest you do the same.

Also, some chicks just won't smell great to you -- it's a matter of histocompatibility. It means your children wouldn't have a good immune profile or something. Google "histocompatibility t-shirt smell study" if you're curious.

[–]mountainbiker1783 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

That suggests they're finding girls that are genetically similar. In other words, don't fuck your cousins. LOL

[–]jackandjill222 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

That was my answer too.

[–]LethalShade1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think that refers to sweat more than vagina smell though. I have some girls who's sweat smells vile to me and others it smells like heaven.

Doesn't seem to have much to do with how she smells down there though.

[–]DadOnDabs25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao, the comments in this thread keep getting better and better

[–]FanaticMind5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hi bitch, wanna do it in the Fucking shower?

[–]BusterVadge11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Let me be the one to break the bad news to you... Her pussy's not going to get any better smelling. Usually a plate will put her best foot forward since it's all new and if this is "her best" it only goes downhill from there.

Personally I can's stand a smelly pussy so I would just move on.

[–]ikeurbantraut9 points10 points  (7 children) | Copy

Don’t they all stink? Every time i even finger my hand has a smell linger for a day or two

[–]onlyjedileft88 points89 points  (3 children) | Copy

Wash your fucking hands fam

[–]wholewheatdirtydog15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]ikeurbantraut7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

No seriously, one chick I was with it was so bad I couldn’t wash it off. Scrubbed for like 15 minutes and still lasted into the next day

[–]jackandjill222 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]light-----------dark11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

No, they don’t all stink. And they all certainly don’t stink to that extent.

You’re finger blasting some strange tail, my friend.

[–]SynfulVisions15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

Are you sure you're in the correct hole?

Aim for the front hole.

[–]Chit-Chad0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I feel the same, it really does happen. Pussies smell, they're a moist crevice - Some more than others ofcourse. But again "smell" is subjective, I find only a handful of pussies tolerable and only one that I've ever actually been absolutely bonkers about. I just don't go down on them if I don't feel like they meet my olfactory standards.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten7 points8 points  (12 children) | Copy

What's her race / nationality? Yes it matters.

Thing is man The Juice comes in a Baskin Robbins assortments of 32 flavors and not all are appealing. The times where I've encountered a deal breaker level of stink/taste they almost always had gynecological issues. Minor UTI, fungal, or whacked out pH.

If she regularly uses baby wipes or soap that's a classic fuck up and she needs to stop that.

Broaching the subject should be as a health issue not an "I don't like this issue". Either way it's gonna be really awkward. Embrace it

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy

she's irish. Caucasian.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

Unless she is eating takeout curry every night probably a gyno thing

[–]mr-satan3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

She got that potato smellin’ pussy, don’t she?

[–]wheresMYsteakAt-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

That is my absolute least favorite and the one with the smelliest pussiest I've ever come across. Absolutely disgusting and that;'s not a joke. For some reasons red heads have been the worst offenders. I'm part irish so I wonder if it's just my genes but seriously, absolutely disgusting where you are gagging afterwards trying to be polite and shit turned around where she can't see you gagging like a fucking cat with your shoulders hopping up,.

Serious, I think it's the irish thing. Are you irish?

[–]look_good1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

what’s your reviews on the races/nationalities you’ve experienced

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten8 points9 points  (5 children) | Copy

Cuisine can impact your body odor. Cuisine high in cumin, curry, anise, or cruciferous vegetables seem to correlate. Race itself isn't the factor

[–]look_good0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

aw bummer, I was hoping this’d be more fun. I’ve never been with a curry eater but interesting to see cruciferous vegetables can have an effect on vag smell. I hooked up w a vegan once and her vagina was easily the worst smelling one. Preppy, clean, athletic chick but her vagina was nasty. I had no idea her being a vegan could have been the cause.

I feel like black girls have a certain ‘must’ that I actually like.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Same here. There's a difference between smell and stink. They all smell and I like some of the smells

[–]wheresMYsteakAt1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I feel like black girls have a certain ‘must’ that I actually like.

Amen. Actually tastes like chicken.

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Race correlates with culture, which correlates with diet.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes indeed. And correlation ain't causation but race is easier for the younglings to give a straight answer on

If I asked them what they ate God knows I'd get a laundry list of their stupid dinner dates

[–]ChadTheWaiter1004 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Get her some Walmart brand va gi sel

[–]1ANGRY_ATHEIST12 points13 points  (3 children) | Copy

Wow, so much misinformation here.

Pussies should not stink. Healthy pussies should have a bit of a musky odor to them, but actual stink comes from bacteria. This bacteria can be anything from harmless, to bacterial vaginosis, to something like chlamydia. You should make sure to keep yourself clean as well. Make sure if she uses a dildo on her own that she properly sanitizes it before use.

The bottom line is, in my experience, most stinky pussies get that way from stinky dicks. An untouched, regularly showered pussy does not just get stinky on it's own.

Straight up, tell her it stinks and to talk to her doctor about it.

[–]admiralclammyquim8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

"Stinky dicks?" Found the woman.

[–]1ANGRY_ATHEIST-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

If you think all women think dicks stink, might check your own hygiene there bud.

[–]admiralclammyquim3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

What? I don't think dicks stink, and I don't think that all women think dicks stink. I think that they will say that dicks stink, - or in some cases, that vaginae only stink if they've been with stinky dicks, which is about the most asinine thing I've ever heard - because they are sensitive and self-conscious about their own genitalia. If you're not a woman, that's even worse, because I've got news for you my dude: penises aren't supposed to stink. If you've got sweat on it from your thighs sweating, or if it's been inside a bad hoohah, that's one thing. Just shower, man. There's no shame in it. But if your penis itself actually stinks, you should see a medical professional immediately, as you've got a serious problem.

[–]light-----------dark1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Im not sure if the problem can be fixed with a shower given the great information above, but it may be worth offering to shower with her right when she comes over. This may also give you insight into if the problem is lack of hygiene, or something greater as mentioned above.

[–]821sleepingbag1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Geez I would not want to be the one to tell her that. Girls are insecure enough at the best of times. If sex is all your after maybe opt for some scented lube and just bear with it, that is if going downtown is a necessity.

[–]omega_dawg936 points7 points  (48 children) | Copy

if she knows she's a plate, she's probably fucking another guy or guys.

multiple doses of semen from different partners can throw off pH as well.... causing odor.

if you're raw dogging, they probably are too.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_29 points30 points  (42 children) | Copy

You got a source for that claim? Seems very broscience.

[–]omega_dawg930 points1 point  (32 children) | Copy

google, "can multiple partners cause vaginal odor." the FIRST damn link states, "...these include multiple partners..."

do you need me to show you how to use google?

[–]CaptainBW18 points19 points  (27 children) | Copy

Dude is asking for links to scientific studies, not just regular google links.

[–]omega_dawg93-4 points-3 points  (26 children) | Copy

TIL, Google can't provide links to scientific studies.

not gonna hold anyone's hands on Google... do your own research.

[–]EXQUISITE_WIZARD15 points16 points  (16 children) | Copy

You don't get to make claims and then tell everyone to do their own research. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. You make the claim, you provide the evidence to back it up.

[–]omega_dawg93-3 points-2 points  (11 children) | Copy

i read it on google. and if you type in a search on google, you'll get the evidence you need from various articles. or, you can go to a gyno dr. and ask them personally.

[–]EXQUISITE_WIZARD8 points9 points  (10 children) | Copy

Lol I don't need instructions on how to research your claims. Don't dodge the point.

[–]omega_dawg93-3 points-2 points  (9 children) | Copy

what point? you're making a request, not a point. i googled it and saw a mayo clinic article on the first link. from there, "vaginitis," and from there, the causes of vaginitis being linked to "MULTIPLE" partners.

WTF do you want... a scientific, medical school research study on funky pussy handed to you in hardcopy form? read the damn article.

[–]EXQUISITE_WIZARD3 points4 points  (8 children) | Copy

Lol you know damn well the point I'm trying to make. I'm not gonna play along with you trolling me with pretend ignorance. If you want to keep up this charade, you can do it on your own.

[–]wiffofass 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy

Have you ever busted a nut and not washed your dick afterwards? Now imagine what happens inside a cunt's cunt. Same thing. I did that study on myself and my dick. Are you seriously asking for scientific studies on something like this? Sluts who take cum from multiple partners and don't wash their cunts? Use logic.

[–]EXQUISITE_WIZARD 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy

imagine what happens inside a cunt's cunt. I did that study on myself and my dick. Use logic.

Please go back to whatever bridge you crawled out from under.

[–]wiffofass 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

You are a boring and annoying troll. Stop asking for scientific studies on shit like this lmao. You don't sound smart. You remind me of silly cunts arguing on bodybuilding forums, citing sources and studies and looking like shit themselves.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_0 points1 point  (8 children) | Copy

If you're gonna make such a claim, you should be ready to back that claim up, regardless of the claim.

I've since looked further, especially for actual studies and can't find anything.

[–]omega_dawg937 points8 points  (7 children) | Copy

ok, you lazy bum... here's an article from the mayo clinic.

a cause is listed as vaginitis. if you click on that link, you'll see the following statement from the mayo clinic:

"This type of vaginitis seems to be linked to sexual intercourse — especially if you have multiple sex partners or a new sex partner — but it also occurs in women who aren't sexually active."

"multiple" partners... as in more than one. happy now?

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

Happy now

Yes, thank you very much.

Thank you for the knowledge. Always happy when TRP uses sources.

Now take your upvotes you filthy animal.

[–]omega_dawg930 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

if you would have followed my instructions and googled it yourself, you'd see the link. but your mouse batteries must have died...

so i did it for you. whew... that was soooooo damn tough to do.

multiple partners can cause a very distinct odor... that's different than the smell you ACQUIRE with your partner. smell her pussy... and if it doesn't smell like it usually does, guess what? she's got something going on, which could be medical, hormonal (cycle), or Chad's DNA blast.

my bet: if she KNOWS she's a plate, she's receiving DNA blasts from chad and/or tyrone... bc why not?

[–]Derfaust0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Jeeeeesus christ you bitch and whine and bleat more than a menopausal she-goat. If you make a claim be prepared to back it up if someone questions it; or fuck off. Anyone over the age of 12 knows this.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Well blow me down.

Off I went and lo and be hold, the top 5 or so links I checked said nothing about multiple partners.

A new partner yes, and everything from bacterial infection to your diet.

But I couldn't find anything on multiple partners.

And as /u/CaptainBW said, I was asking for scientific sources. That wasn't clear, my bad.

Can you provide the link your seeing?

[–]omega_dawg932 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

multiple partners, but with few repeat customers = many new partners.

[–]jackandjill22-2 points-1 points  (8 children) | Copy

What part of that is broscience. You think cleanliness or a lack thereof after sex doesn't lead to unhygienic pussy?

[–]Monkitail0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

This is where I bail thread

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

What a Damn shame.

[–]Monkitail0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Oh shit, I just got publically amoged by an hb4

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

cleanliness or a lack thereof after sex

Completey different than having multiple partners.

And of course lack of hygiene is gonna cause lead to a bad smelling vagina.

And, when someone makes such a claim, they should be willing to back it up with some credible source.

Until I'm proven otherwise, I'll take that as broscience. And I'm always happy to be proven wrong, means I get to learn something

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

So, there's no correlation between having multiple sex partners & what I mentioned to you, alrighty. I'm assuming if someone isn't paying attention to who they're fucking & how frequently chances are the hygiene drops. Just a guess though.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Well, now you've just moved the goal posts.

Multiple partners and bad hygiene will most likely cause a bad smelling vagina and most likely result in infections too.

But the initial statement still stands an needs clarification.

[–]jackandjill22-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

No. Pretty self-explanatory buddy.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You've lost me now...

What's self-explanatory?

[–]mrrooftops0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

That stuff can come out like curdled milk if too soon after undouched previous. Nasty stuff.

[–]omega_dawg932 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

most women don't douche. most women will tell you that douching is not healthy. that means EVERY single load that was blasted into her is flushed out by the vagina (which is self-cleaning).

maybe her vagina took a few days off from cleaning duty...

[–]mrrooftops1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's what I mean. if recent (e.g. 24 hrs) she would have to douche or that shit is coming back out in nasty ways. I remember watching a 'behind the scenes' video on PornHub where a girl hadn't douched from a previous session the night before and all this cream cheese lump juice flubbed onto the guy. She apologized and explained why.

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]barn3r3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your pussy stinks a bit babe. Might be working out or something

[–]thunderbeyond3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fuck man you'll find that not every pussy looks the same, they also don't taste or smell the same. Some taste and smell great and others not so much.

Shes a plate. So fuck her.

Literally. Just fuck her.

Keep your nose away from it.

If you really feel like you gotta tell her I've told girls that "that's strong" and they always understood.

[–]jackandjill22-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's a good point enforcing boundaries may just shattered the plate. Just reject her attempts to get near it.

[–]ChadFromColumbus1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Tell her to shower. If that doesn’t fix it you’ve got bigger problems.

[–]CharlesChadworth10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Vagina is self lubricating and cleans itself out. You shouldn't use generic soaps or shampoos as it messes with PH level.

[–]Ratherbedrinking 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy

10 days ago you had an LTR of 10 years.

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

yeah and?.....

[–]Ratherbedrinking 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

You’re full of shit is all.

[–]stinkfinger1112[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

K homo. Just because you cant manage more than one bitch at time doesn't mean other people can't. I've always had a side piece the whole 10 yr LTR.

[–]cptgoatsack0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]getmybankroll 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy

Just tell her she has a strong odor, thats what i told my plate. Then she went to the doctor and it got fixed in a week. I think she took probiotics or something.

[–]Monkitail-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fuck is a plate

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sidebar, mainsub, glossary

[–]garrypig0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

There was a post the other day where someone just said “It’s not tasting just as good down here, let’s shower”

[–]allcryptal0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Just gonna add I stopped seeing a girl because of this. It was unbearable. Same situation where she was alright otherwise.

[–]moonunit01030 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Get her some SSY feminine deodorant. It gets the P U out of pussy!!

[–]Jimmy_Greenteeth0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Chances are she has bacterial vaginosis. I say this because most pussy smells good to me even if its a little sweaty/dirty but of course this is only annecdotal evidence. In fact I’ve only fucked one girl that had a genuinly disgusting vagina. It was about two weeks ago and the smell was soooo bad that it stained my dick with the same smell for two days straight even through a condom, the smell persisted through 3 showers where I scrubbed the skin off my dick with soap. My whole room fucking stank for about 2 days even though I kept both windows open wide as fuck to try and air it out. Needless to say she got kicked the fuck out straight after sex and when she sent the “are we still gonna hang out?” text she got no reply. I suggest you follow suit; theres plenty girls out there that have vaginas that don’t stink.

[–]HurricaneHugues0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Its most likely her diet

[–]SoulRedemption-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy

After a bang. "Hey, your pussy kinda stinks. Everything okay?"

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