OK so I started talking to a single girl of about 30, solid 7, great perky tits (I'm 28) who told me specifically she wouldn't be a hook up. Relationships only for this girl.

I told her specifically that a hook up is all she'd be to me because I'm basically in a semi-dead bedroom scenario that I won't walk away from (I have my reasons). She maintains her line, and after a day or so more of general chatting I get bored of her and stop replying.

4 days later I get a message, can we meet up? Alright then. So we meet, circumstances weren't right for the F close but she gave me me a hand job and we went our separate ways.

I asked if I could see her again, she goes all moral on me, I can't do this, you shouldn't be doing this etc, so I walked, told her it was fine I had other people to see anyway.

Another 4 day pass and this morning I get a message asking if I found someone. Amusingly I was actually fucking another girl when the message came through.

I respond "you sure you want to know" she says yes. I figure I'll be a right cock and send her a nude of the one I was fucking (no face, I'm not a monster) Took me a while to drop her back off home first though, in the meantime she's doubletexting "go on then tell me!!!"

I send it.

"Oh, well I'm glad you got sorted, was gonna change my mind but it looks like you don't need me"

I respond "told you I'd get it elsewhere so don't act all wounded, you basically made this happen. Change your mind or don't, but don't act like it's on me"

She's coming round to submit to plate status tomorrow...