BPs are thirsty and are willing to place themselves in the most demeaning positions just for a waft of a hamster. What I'd like to know are several things.

1.) What is the fundamental purpose of an orbiter to a woman?

2.) Why can be inferred about a hamster who keeps craploads of orbiters around either in real life or social media?

3.) What's the best method for remaining independent from a hamster's manipulation as a RPer?

Looking forward to the responses.