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#YesAllCats is taking off on Twitter. Shitstorm Imminent

by BustinAllKindsOfNuts | June 01, 2014 | TheRedPill

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Title #YesAllCats is taking off on Twitter. Shitstorm Imminent
Author BustinAllKindsOfNuts
Upvotes 768
Comments 188
Date 01 June 2014 06:12 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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Link https://theredarchive.com/post/16130
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[–]16 TRP VanguardTRPsubmitter447 points448 points  (28 children) | Copy

My favorite one, which touches on feminist entitlement

Don't teach cats not to barf on the carpet, teach owners to not put a carpet where I always barf. #YesAllCats

[–]pcadrian 149 points149 points [recovered] | Copy

So many of these are incredible parallels to feminism. It's fucking brilliant.

[–]Meglomaniac90 points91 points  (2 children) | Copy

"What I do on catnip is not my fault"

Oh my god YES!

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[–]still_very_alive3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Can't argue. If only 4chan actually worked together more often.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan109 points110 points  (2 children) | Copy

Yeah they hijacked #YesAllWomen which was basically becoming a new #INeedFeminism by merging the two and applying it to cats. I'd like to give whoever on 4chan who came up with this meme 2 internets for the amount of lulz it brought me this morning.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedPillDad33 points34 points  (0 children) | Copy

It would be great to see more pure RP...

"After I luvz doz tomcats, it's back home to my evil owner. #YesAllCats"

[–]still_very_alive6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

To be honest, this is how people should have responded to #YesAllWomen and similar hashtags to begin with, instead of whining and bitching about it.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy

I thought the I Need Felinism in the first was goddamn genius.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy

And "mewsogyny" and Petriarchy. Freaking gold. Only 4trollers can think up words that perfect.

[–]rztzz14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Unrelated but #YesAllWomen is just such a textbook response from women.

Argument 1: Women generally want a man wealthier than herself

Illogical Response: Yes All Women only want to date rich men.

When "all" and "only" were never in the original statement. It's actually a brilliant argumentative tactic, but plain to see for anybody analyzing the arguments.

[–]AngraMainyuu49 points50 points  (0 children) | Copy

My favorite was the first

I shouldn't have to look both ways to avoid being killed. #Roadkillculture

This one struck me because I don't know how many times I've had the "rape" discussion with friends over a glass wine in the past few years and it always seems to come back to "No a man should never rape a woman, but yes women should learn to be more careful."

Great parallelism in all of them though!

[–]Mymobileacoconut9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

I love the one about being chased by dogs because "we were asking for it"

[–]tooCheezy-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Can you explain this one to me? I'm confused by it

[–]Manuel_S-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Isn't it amazing how people just have all these feminist mottos in their heads, primed and waiting - and when they have a chance to let off steam, here they come?

It's been fermenting for a while, people.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet173 points174 points  (1 child) | Copy

So, I assume /r/PussyPass is going to be expanding into more literal territory then, yes?

[–]OsoFeo137 points138 points  (48 children) | Copy

I'm pretty sure this is part of the satire:

YesAllCats is extremely problematic. Please report it to twitter and if applicable in your area, law enforcement

But you see this kind of statement often enough. Isn't it interesting that when "progressives" are threatened by some online statement they don't like, they often run to law enforcement - the same patriarchal, male-dominated, gun-toting, authoritarian, right-leaning, rights-violating fraternity that progressives are otherwise complaining about? Is'nt this ... problematic?

[–]Virr108 points109 points  (12 children) | Copy

This shit is rather outrageous. She actually just said "Someone's making fun of us, call the police." There's no exaggeration.

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[–]1rporion13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

The belief in ideological purity and the will to crush anyone who threathens it is narcisstic in its nature too.

[–]a_chill_bro8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

Solipsism is a motherfucker.

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It's worth thinking about.

[–]Newwby4 points5 points  (7 children) | Copy

I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone told me it was the same personality type Hitler had.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours11 points12 points  (5 children) | Copy

He was a Corporal, I was an E4 for a while, so we had the same rank. I must be Hitler.

[–]wiking855 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

He was a Gefreiter, which was a private 1st class in WW1. So you totally not Hitler!

[–]cat-tasrophic1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Corporal

E-4

One is rank, one is pay grade

wat

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Might have been his point.

[–]Bobwayne17-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

A CPL is an E-4 in the Army. Source: Was in the Army.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Corporals are E4s, with NCO status. Army has spec 4 as well, USAF is Senior Airman, but used to also have Sgt which was an NCO. You know, pay grades have corresponding ranks with them.... But wiking85 says he was a PFC.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan31 points32 points  (13 children) | Copy

Except that until relatively recently (like last 20 years) law enforcement and police were seen as a noble and respectable profession which attracted a few bad apples. These days it seems more like it's a borderline criminal profession which occasionally attracts a few good men.

That said womyn really don't see a problem with using male power by proxy. They want their man to carry their shit for them or to lay down their life at a moments notice in dangerous situations. They want the government to use MANPOWER to police the nation and keep the infrastructure going and such...

What they absolutely loathe is when a man utilizes his power of his own volition particularly if that man is in her eyes low value.

[–]robesta14 points15 points  (11 children) | Copy

Except that until relatively recently (like last 20 years) law enforcement and police were seen as a noble and respectable profession which attracted a few bad apples. These days it seems more like it's a borderline criminal profession which occasionally attracts a few good men.

When a few bad apples can be videotaped and be on every TV and computer screen in America, it's bound to change perspectives. The same thing happened when reporters brought video cameras to Nam.

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[–]robesta-3 points-2 points  (9 children) | Copy

A few is relative. Its not most cops, no matter how much reddit says otherwise.

[–]Manuel_S1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

How much is bad cops, how much is the police state you guys now live in?

[–]robesta-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'd stay it depends where you live. If you live in the better part of suburbia, I don't think there is much of a police state at all. If you're in the hood, the dynamic is much different and cops treat people unfairly more often.

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[–]robesta-2 points-1 points  (5 children) | Copy

I'm in Federal law enforcement. Most feds I've met don't have any of the issues that local police have. I've worked with locals, and most don't give a fuck one way or the other or honestly want to do what's right. It varies completely by where you are tho. Some departments tolerate bullshit and some don't. Also bad areas are more likely to have cops doing crazy shit.

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[–]robesta-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy

I can really only speak of myself and those I work with. Our agency does not have the leeway to do crazy shit. There's absolutely no incentive to. There may be some numbers window dressing going on, but that doesn't equate to bad apple in my mind. The locals in white suburbia seem tame. The locals in the hood areas seem like more shit could go down.

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[–]OsoFeo20 points21 points  (1 child) | Copy

It's why I no longer count myself among their ranks.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ditto.

[–]robesta7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

Have you read "Liberal Fascism"? That was the premise behind the book.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Great book. It's literally the most illuminating American political history I've read and a expose on how fascists operate.

[–]robesta-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. It made me rethink the way I was taught history.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRS734 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Establishment progressive media have themselves become a means, not to inform the public, but to identify dissidents and coordinate action against them. Anyone who isn't on board with the progressive program will find themselves the focus of calculated, well spun "controversy" and maybe an IRS audit as well.

They are actually opposed to informing the public; they instead work hard to sculpt the public mind by withholding some stories and spinning others to suit progressive political aims.

[–]swolebird10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Shouldn't it be.... "paw enforcement"?

[–]AdmiralVonJackass3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy

In France hate speech is an illegal offence and can be met with large fines or jail time.

[–]theozoph-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy

Even France wouldn't condemn satire.

[–]seamouth2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

[–]theozoph1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

OK, only if you omit Jews.

[–]2elysius0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

That confused me greatly. What exactly can the police even do about it?

EDIT: Just realized it's a satire account.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is it? Poe's Law always leaves doubt in my mind about it.

[–]Pattheboss56-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I thought it was real until I read the username

[–]1Gavlan_Wheel143 points144 points  (21 children) | Copy

I had a good laugh. It's great satire.

Kinda off topic but I think it's hilarious how the ebonic speaking black guy gets responded to seriously by feminists. They are so scared to offend a "person of color" that they can't realize it's just a troll account. Plus they can't pull the "you have white privilege so shut up shitlord" card from their deck.

EDIT: I love meowsogny. Also I have a feeling that real live animal rights radicals have said these things about cats with a straight face before. That makes it all the more wonderful.

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[–]RobbenQC23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy

I saw a great excerpt from someone on /b/ trolling tumblr posing as a lesbian "WoC" who went on to stir up the swarm by asserting that white women can't be raped, since rape is about power, and white women hold institutional power (similar arguments they make about men and rape). I actually cried. I wish I could find it.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours42 points43 points  (4 children) | Copy

As a black-asian-native American gay man and a single mother of three daughters, I feel .....

[–]maximun_vader18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy

You forgot to be a Muslim

[–]Cyhawk45 points46 points  (0 children) | Copy

And transgender.

As a black Asian native American transgender gay man, single mother of three and devoted Muslim with a Buddhist partner confined to a wheelchair

Would carry more weight.

[–]seamouth7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

The thought of feminists and muslims being allies gets me all giddy.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

I did that too! Lutheran, Muslim, and enlisted! OHNOES I AM HITLER! Shit, my family was German too!

I'm totally Hitler.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children) | Copy

You might find this funny

It's basically satire of the reverse-privilege totem pole you are talking about.

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RamzPaul: the most dangerous man on youtube. Love him anyway

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I almost died laughing when he pulled the thief card and said it was blacks.

[–]sithman255 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is exactly what Ayn Rand discusses in her John Galt speech:

She claims that it is a culture of guilt felt by people of ability that destroys humanity. The "consent of the victim", as she called it, permitted those without rationality to bully their mindless, thoughtless ideology as fact.

"...the purpose for which they dissolve the absolutes of reason, logic, matter, existence, realty --is to erect upon that plastic fog a single holy absolute: their Wish."

"Your teachers, the mystics of both schools, have reversed causality in their consciousnesses, then strive to reverse it in existence. They take their emotions as a cause, and their mind as a passive effect. They make their emotions their tool for perceiving reality. They hold their desires as an irreducible primary, as a fact superseding all facts. An honest man does not desire until he has identified the object of his desire. He says: 'It is, therefore I want it.' They say: 'I want it, therefore it is.' "

-Atlas Shrugged

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Realizing this is what made me move away from identifying as a liberal. There aren't a lot of liberal ideas that aren't transitive in nature, the way you describe. Just feelings disguised as rational thought.

[–]life_manager27 points28 points  (2 children) | Copy

That's actually pretty funny, because it has me thinking how stupid this whole #YesAllWomen shit really is. The equivalence for a thug would be "Because wearing jeans down to my ass, a black hoodie, and having tattoos all over my body does NOT mean you have to walk across the street #yesallthugs"

[–]life_manager21 points22 points  (1 child) | Copy

"Don't teach thugs not to dress like you're in a gang, teach people not to judge! #yesallthugs"

[–]life_manager13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Because white people be thinking they can use the word nigga, because WE DO IT TO OURSELVES #yesallthugs"

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Based Demarcus Jones. He's really a brilliant man.

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[–]BroseppeVerdi109 points110 points  (7 children) | Copy

Lost it at #Meowsogyny. Make fun of them all you want, but the /b/tards end up doing god's work sometimes.

[–]outercourse30 points31 points  (0 children) | Copy

4chan is on Camus' level of absurdist philosophy. It's priceless.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

/b/ is not the only part of 4chan.

The political board in particular is Far-Right and is one of the Top 3 boards on the site.

[–]BroseppeVerdi3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

/pol/ is pretty damn entertaining. That DeMarcus Jones guy cracks me up.

[–]Circ-Le-Jerk2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Put enough retards in a room with paint, eventually one of them is bound to come out with something brilliant.

[–]Epicwin14111 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

The thing is, most /b/tards aren't stupid, just sick faggots.

[–]still_very_alive1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Way I see, they're just completely amoral, like us. Except with regards to everything, not just women.

[–]musicmusicmusic42067 points68 points  (1 child) | Copy

#Nape Culture

This is too good.

[–]RedPillMotors15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some late adds have been top quality. #patribarky among them.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (2 children) | Copy

Holy Shit the " This is what a real cat looks like" had me rolling. It really showed the absurdity of those big fat fucks trying to say being a whale is normal!

[–]PanqueNhoc11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

I'll shamelessly advertise /r/fatlogic here because it's just too good.

[–]ThousandArmy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Well...that subreddit was new to me. I'm going to go take a shower. Maybe i'm done with the internet today...

That place is scary.

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[–]Endorsed ContributorRedPillDad14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy

what possibly do they hope to achieve by putting a hashtag on twitter? I'm baffled.

It's about scoring Empathy Points with other women. It has to be a public display to count. The great thing about Twitter is they don't even have to pull a single dollar out of their purse, AND they can feign empathetic concern using their natural gift of bitching about shit.

YesAllCats made my day because it blows their fucked-up fallacies up right on their home turf.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRS732 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's about scoring Empathy Points with other women.

And votes. Whipping up enthusiasm among women voters (especially upper middle class white ladies) to get out there and vote Democrat is what a lot of this is about. "Ra-a-ape on campus! It's a massive, MASSIVE epidemic! Women are being raped and murdered on a scale where Yale is like Auschwitz!"

Modern political schemers use the emotionality and herd instinct of women to get what the political class wants.

[–]toothbrush_your_anus41 points42 points  (0 children) | Copy

this is amazing

god bless you 4chan

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[–]Thzae9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

49 meows and 1 purr still means meow.

[–]DarkCircle13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy

Petriachy hahahhahahahahaha!

[–]Sturmgeist7810 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

patribarky

No sarcasm at all, I wish I was as creative as these guys. This is some good shit.

[–]DarkCircle0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Mouseogyny

[–]16 TRP VanguardTRPsubmitter12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

because bells around our necks are not decoration, but symbols of enslavement #Yesallcats

Lost it there completely

[–]Disillusi0n1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

If I give a feline free food, toys, indoor AND outdoor access, and a box to shit in (which I clean up) then who's the real oppressor?

I hope all those stuck up, entitled, felines get naped.

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy

Once again, 4chan illustrates that the best weapon against nonsense isn't logic, but laughter.

[–]MockingDead17 points18 points  (2 children) | Copy

Christos, they want to report parody to the law.

They realize the law will laugh their asses off, yes?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Well, that's their inclination - levy a false accusation and let LEAs do their dirty work for them.

Unfortunately that doesn't work against anonymous twitter accounts.

[–]Manuel_S0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You sure they laugh? Thats the problem right there. Cause society is dumb enough maybe they wont.

[–]DarkCircle14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Mouseogyny kills #YesAllCats

We need to end the spay gap #YesAllCats

Because calling a dog a pussy is offensive #YesAllCats

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[–]Sturmgeist7810 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Patribarky was my favorite.

[–]COVERartistLOL8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

YesAllCats , Cause dogs still feel that they're entitled to bark at me. Just because of what my species is.

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Popcorn at the ready.

This might just make my week.

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[–]scythe78 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Petriarchy, Meowsogyny, Felinism and Napeculture. Brilliant.

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[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Gerbil...hamster, close enough.

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[–]BustinAllKindsOfNuts[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy

It was at one point, yes.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children) | Copy

Christ, I hope it surfaces again. If it does, we'll probably get coverage within the next 24 hours. And after that, the butthurt will just keep growing. I don't want to be denied the spectacle.

[–]EagerJewBear3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think if has, there are like 6 tweets a second right now.

[–]COVERartistLOL4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

That's awesome. If this gets coverage in the media. Than it will point out how said, and one sided feminism is.

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First article is up. Apologies if someone already posted it.

[–]fokm4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Down with the poochtriarchy!

[–]GrantNexus4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I've long been an adherent of cat acceptance.

[–]gmflag2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

I wonder how they came up with this. I should visit 4chan every so often just to see what absurdity and ingenuity happens at the same time.

[–]Sturmgeist7811 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some people can be pretty fucking creative when they want to be.

Imagine what they could do if they applied this to something beyond satire. I'm just glad that this took off.

[–]AdmiralVonJackass3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just because I show you my butthole and arch my back DOES NOT mean I am giving you permission to lick it. #CaninePrivilege #TongueAbuse #Petriarchy

[–]youreunbelieveable1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good Lord that's some funny shit

[–]watersign3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

rofl

[–]Sturmgeist7812 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

"#YesAllCats because if you don't support felinism then you are mewsogynist DRA supporting scum, there is no third option."

Oh lord...

[–]IMissOsama 3 points3 points [recovered] | Copy

I'm actually on right now, debating with feminists. It's actually pretty fun to see the truths about feminism come out right in front of your eyes.

[–]Sturmgeist7811 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Debating with feminists gets you no where. Now infuriating them on the other hand....

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[–]GrantNexus-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy

Just as I tell the MR's that they don't understand TRP, I'll tell you that you don't understand MR.

[–]iKill_eu-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is why I find it funny when TRP is likened to the MRA. It's like you can't be a man with an opinion without being labeled an MRA....

Most of us are as far from MR as you could get.

[–]MorePancakes-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That is likely true my friend, I have not spent extended time there.

[–]MorePancakes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Because that is BetaHaven

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What's hilarious to me is if cats could talk/use twitter they'd say this stuff.

[–]terabyter90001 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Why not #YesAllHamsters

[–]scallopkid1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I don't care if sunflower seeds make me fat, lab blocks are gross and I shouldn't have to eat them.

[–]TRedP-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

The honest answer is that 4chan just really likes cats.

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Thanks. That is all.

[–]Luckyluke230 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

man this is too good.

[–]Swiss_Cheese97970 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

There's no difference between cats and dogs. All perceived differences were established by dog dominated society. I hate that I'm told from birth I have to act like a cat. If dogs and cats weren't told what to be, humans couldn't tell us apart. I can prove this because I wrote 5 essays on the topic.

[–]NerieHaze0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Meowsogyny" "petriarchy", good

[–]Merlunie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

TRP will get the blame for this I'm sure!

[–]zorroplateado0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Pepe Lepew would be appalled at this idiocy! Sacre Bleu!

[–]stillnoturday0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

this is hilarious

[–]Villaintine0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Before I'd heard anything more about it I'd thought the #YesAllWomen tag was finally an admission of AWALT. Silly me

[–]abbw20000 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

4chan ftw

[–]battlebaconxxl0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

/pol is always right.

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Goddamnit, I'm gonna have to hit the gym. This is so delicious it has to be fattening.

[–]FrostyGoingHisOwnWay0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is why I love 4chan, I can't help but think that this kind of ridicule does more to hurt feminism than anything the Men's Rights Movement (or really anyone else) could possibly do.

[–]ClarityOfLife0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Don't teach cats not to barf on the carpet, teach owners not to put a carpet where I always barf." LMAO

[–]dadsmeatwagon-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

What is #yesallcats?

[–]SacreBleuMe-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

But only because they need a constant supply of wool for clouds in heaven and goat feet (for new devil grunts) in hell.

Imagine that, with each goat you can create four new devils. I wonder if we cut off goat supply by exterminating all goats in the world, the expected influx of new devils and the subsequent global warming would be worth hell freezing over in the long run, thereby making creation a better place in the end.

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I lol'd

[–]Darkwoodz-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol'd so hard at #napeculture

[–]GBralta-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I lost it at "down with Petriarchy". I have my laughed this hard in a while.

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This is fantastic and the best way by far to respond. They won't listen to logic; make fun of them. Purrfect!

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NACALT

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Is it wrong to want a group that imposes logic to the felinists just like we do to the feminists just to put more cherries on top of the irony cake?

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Check the AskMen thread on #YesAllCats. There's at least one there.

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I am making my first twitter account, just to be apart of this awesomeness...

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This is too damn easy.

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I just about shit my pants when I read cats b str8 fish eatin bustaz

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That's just internalized Petriarchy

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And predictably, Tumblr has imploded.

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I mean, I get it. But what is it mean exactly?

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You're a disgusting shithead who doesn't understand logical fallacies like false analogies.

Comparing a man who rapes or harms a woman to a dog chasing a cat or a fucking speeding car is implying that rape or domestic violence is innate in all men and therefore we are prone to either. I'd like to think that even people who have taken the fucking red pill do not want to assume that these actions are something men do naturally and rather believe that we, as a sex, have some self control and are decent people, not sex crazed, violent, control hungry monsters.

Edit: I accidentally a word.



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