Recently moved into an apartment with a lady friend of mine. We’re both living out of city, out of state, and have recently started postgrad programs at the same university. We’ve been tight for the last six months, feelings have developed. Before the accusations of oneitis get thrown my way…let me just say that, yes. But that is besides that point for now. Just this last weekend, she brought me a gift of pussy. And I’m trying to understand why… We spent Saturday building IKEA furniture. We split that tasks, but I easily did 80% of the work. Girls are useless at building stuff, but again, that is beside the point. So in the evening, to make use of the new dining room table, she decides to invite two of her friends over to have dinner with us. We all get a little drunk, and through a series of rather clever little maneuvers, she (flatmate) gets me into the kitchen, alone, with her wonderfully petite HB8 Macedonian friend. Interest established. Escalated. Done. Easiest pussy I ever done had. In the morning after brunch (flatmate made us fucking brunch), Mediterranean girl goes home (Jesus her fucking eyes), and flatmate says…“Thank you for your help yesterday, I hope you enjoyed yourself last night.” The question is…did my flatmate bring me a gift of pussy? And how can I nurture this type of behavior?
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