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Did I just miss a threesome?

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January 13, 2019

Plate was nearby with her bestie and said their phones are dying. I told them to come charge it and they both came.

I thought the plate would stay for a smash and the bestie would go home so I only escalated at the end making out with plate...but the plate said she had to go home to some packing and they both left together.

Then the plate texts me "sorry i know thats not what you were expecting" "did you think we were gonna have a 3 way? you could've just asked"

basically she apologized for making it seem like it was a threesome but she said she could never do that with her bestie...

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Title Did I just miss a threesome?
Author periformis
Upvotes 74
Comments 45
Date 13 January 2019 06:17 PM UTC (2 years ago)
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[–]Terdmuffin79 points80 points  (8 children) | Copy

Next time ask

[–]periformis21 points22 points  (7 children) | Copy

Was scared of ASD

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Faint heart never fucked fair lady."

-From, The Sayings of Chairman Zaitzev

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen15 points16 points  (4 children) | Copy

Whats scary about it

[–]periformis15 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

Didn’t want to straight up ask. My plan was to just escalate and see from there but I waited too long. I was making out with plate but that was it and didn’t engage the bestie. I thought it would be risky and could go either way if I escalated on the bestie first. Either the threesome begins or I cause jealousy BS and lose the plate

[–]adonis_syche1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

is she asian?

[–]1rad_dynamic0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

if you didn't care about the plate.. you wouldn't mind if you lost her.

[–]MrFiles1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fortune favors the bold

[–]FKaroundNfindOUT78 points79 points  (0 children) | Copy

You definitely missed a threesome. Even if they weren't down, you had zero to lose and everything to gain.

That level of dgaf is exactly what gets you threesomes.

[–]phuckyothots91 points92 points  (4 children) | Copy

OP this is how I had my first threesome.

First plate came over. Sucked me while I rolled us a joint. While we were smoking I was reminded by a text from my second plate that she was supposed to come over and was on her way. At first I was like oh shit what do I do. Then the sneeze ball in me realized the opportunity that the universe just blessed me with. Boom. Second plate showed up and I just played it off like “hey I hope you don’t mind but I have another friend over”. Her response? “Oh that’s cool with me!” Boom. Sat her down by the couch while plate one was in my room watching a movie. I made sure to be a good host to both of them and went back and forth a few time before telling second plate to join us in the room to watch the movie. She complies. Boom. Laid on the bed with plate one next to my while plate two was on the lower end of the bed, watching the movie, just waiting for this dick... I let it sit for like 10 mins before signaling to plate one to suck me. All this while plate two knew what was happening but didn’t really seem to care lol. After a couple minutes I told her come here and give plate one a hand. Everything just flowed from there.

I think the key points are don’t rush anything or act like a fucking fool who’s never done it before even if you haven’t. You have to LEAD.

Edit: Oh and apparently it was also plate one’s first threesome cuz a few days later she talking bout “phuckyothots you’re like the only guy that I would eat another bitch’s pussy for....” in the middle of some conversation we were having. Go figure. Still remember these events like yesterday lol

[–]Aesthetik_127 points28 points  (2 children) | Copy

I wanna get to your level of just signaling a chick to suck me off. Is she the real submissive type or did you work some voodoo magic on her?

[–]phuckyothots26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy

lol she is very submissive but it took some work on my part to get her there. Honestly I just whipped my dick out and looked her in the eyes. She knew what was up.

[–]Fonzoon5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

She knew what was up

damn you, take my upvote

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat15 points16 points  (2 children) | Copy

  1. Did you actually think of getting a threesome then, or did you just think of it afterwards when she asked?

  2. If you had never banged the bestie before, you can’t expect her to suddenly jump in bed with you, just as you wouldn’t assume that from any other girl. You would need to game her and escalate with her.

  3. You totally messed up the text convo. That was a massive, obvious shit test. You should have answered by teasing her on them wanting a three way with you.

  4. Maybe they were up for it, maybe not. Depends if they’ve slept together before. More likely, it was an eventuality they had considered, and would have gone through had you applied proper game.

  5. Don’t know why the top comment is “next time ask” but that is as bad as game gets. Asking would have gone just as well as asking a girl after bringing her back home “sooo.. do you want to have sex now?”

[–]periformis2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

  1. No, I just came back from the gym and was tired and hungry, I was just waiting for the bestie to leave to bang my plate.

Points 3-5 I agree

  1. Lol I think they are trolling

So how can I lessen the damage from my failed test shit test? Soft next and dread for a bit?

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

No need. Shit testing is not a disrespectful behaviour on her part that requires to be answered with punishment. It’s her natural way to check if you’re the real deal or faking it. Just get back to your usual behaviour. Only issue with failing a shit test is that more may come your way.

For next time though: if you find yourself isolated with two girls, just do exactly as you would with one but double the dosage. Be extra fun, extra engaging, and extra careful at controlling the frame.

[–]RedPillAlphaBigCock24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

all you had to do was make out with your plate and try to hold the other girls hand / hand on her leg etc

See if she was receptive

I will just leave this here: F

[–]unorthodoxcowboy8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think you already know the answer.

[–]RPW ECFleetingWish7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

Opportunities are a river, if you miss one, there are always more.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorFieldLine1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Doesn't stop guys from running downstream and losing their trunks as they dive in to try and catch one particular fish.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

B b b b but I saw it! The leader was all the way up to the boat! That was my fish! It’s the only fish that will make me happy!

[–]apost5418 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]bruiser184 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]Kn1ght02 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Could always try the classic two way massage! 😂

[–]3chazthundergut7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

  1. You should have assumed that it was and taken a shot at the time. Females will rarely make it easy for you so you must take the lead (even if she wants it to happen she never wants responsibility for it)

  2. You definitely SHOULD NOT have asked for it afterwards. She is toying with you- why would she "you could've just asked" and then once you ask she says "I could never do that" this is typical female fuckery ... you are saying that YES you wanted it, but NO you didnt go for it because you're too much of a pussy. When she asked you if you had wanted a threesome you should've said: "I have to be in the right mood for a threesome, and I wasn't really feeling it this time"

[–]periformis5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks I feel like I have to dread now since my frame took a hit

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

For your future reference:

Uncle Vasya's Guide To Threesomes

-When It Comes To Head, Two Heads Are Better Than One

[–]Olram_Sacul0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I have talked to many girls about the threesome issue and the response I always got is that they'd never do it with a friend, only with a total stranger, so you may have missed nothing

[–]periformis0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Yea I think she was telling the truth but I’d never know cause I didn’t escalate the friend

[–]TheYoonFather0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

As a lot of the comments say. They likely would have had a threesome if you had escalated.

Don’t worry though. You can learn a lot from this. Keeping gaming and plating and you will have more opportunities like this. Talk to your plates about this kind of stuff, get the ones who are into girls to admit it. Eventually you’ll have another who is open to doing it.

Don’t force it though or they will see you in a negative light. It needs to seem natural.

[–]TheYoonFather0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It seems like most of the conversations I have with girls on if they would have threesomes with their friends/hookup with another girl, they all say it would have to be with a random.

But this just hasn’t been my experience. The two threesomes I have had were both with two different sets of girls who were best friends. Seems like the timing was just right for them.

Last night I had a plate sleep over. After sex she was telling me about some of the stuff she is into. She hinted that she is a little bicurious but wouldn’t admit it. I straight up told her “You are bicurious” and she didn’t disagree. She then started talking about one of her best friends who she hinted she would hook up with if the opportunity was right... Now I know what I need to start organizing/setting up

[–]failingtheturingtest0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Never fucking ask! Always fucking escalate!

[–]TheGoldenLeprechaun0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Whenever you have to ask if you've missed a 3some, you've missed a 3some.

[–]Velebit-1 points0 points  (9 children) | Copy

Threesomes only happen with self aware bi sluts. An example is a 20 year old girl who already banged numerous dudes in their 50ies by age 18 and has a notch count over 50 now.

These women usually talk like men and think like men and are widely seen as something being wrong with them.

Edit: I am downvoted by the two very sick shitgenes that replied down. Read what they suggest. They need to be strung drawn and quartered.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Bro you’ve had some reeeeeally bad experiences. Trust me when I say, the cutest loveliest sexy feminine ladies will do threesomes, and they’ll treat you like a god.

What you wrote is simply your experience and not a general rule of thumb

[–]Velebit0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Wrong. Don't know why you assume my experiences are bad but whatever.

Also 'think and talk like a man' does not mean I don't enjoy their company or that they are not of feminine builds, with kinky girly laughs or wear skirts and make up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The only kind of 20 yo girl whose been banging 50 year olds are whores/sugar babies... and tbh that’s not the majority of women at all.

If we’re talking about sexual pleasure and they’re hot I don’t think they’re widely seen as having something ‘wrong with them’.... wrong in what context? Marriage?

Marriage is what’s wrong... don’t marry them. Dot date them. Have fun with them. Problem solved. (I’m talking about women in general here, not just the sugar baby whores)

[–]CheesyStravinsky1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

And yet, they are objectively the best women on the planet.

If only we could create more of them.

[–]Velebit-3 points-2 points  (3 children) | Copy

They are created by weird hormones and sexual abuse.

[–]CheesyStravinsky-5 points-4 points  (2 children) | Copy

I guess we have to thank sexual abusers for doing some good in the world then.

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[–]chubz4you1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

is how the original sub got quarantined.

[–]inittowinit7770 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I know exactly what kind of girls you’re talking about.

[–]pointster_VSK0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Wtf? Did you completely misread the sidebar?

[–]aanarchist-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

You didn't miss a threesome, you had an experience to learn from.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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